2020 Tweet Archive for query (from:bentasker)

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@ComradeEevee @rogue_corq Rich words for someone living in a country known for having spray cheese 😉 FWIW, I use quite a range of spices and herbs when cooking. I wouldn't eat that Lasagne sandwich, but I have previously put leftover Chilli into a sandwich, and totally will again
31 Dec 2020 12:32
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@p4rsec_ @ComradeEevee Baked Beans - https://www.heinz.co.uk/beanz/product/100185200042/baked-beanz Butter the toast, sprinkle some cheese on, pour beans over, more cheese on top. Sit and scoff.
31 Dec 2020 12:29
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@NickBown @SeanWrightSec That's the approach I increasingly find myself taking. I write out a post/reply, but before I actually hit reply I end up thinking "I can't be arsed with this" and just deleting.
31 Dec 2020 11:11
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@FrankMcG @AlyssaM_InfoSec @rci Incidentally, I'd never fully understood just how accurate the phrase "it feels like a punch in the stomach" was in relation to emotional impact, having never experienced it before that. Turns out it's dead on
31 Dec 2020 08:55
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@FrankMcG @AlyssaM_InfoSec @rci That's the approach I took buying ours, but the stress was still > 0. Realistically, the stress isn't something that's a fixed value. I was doing fine, and then there was a hiccup with the mortgage application, so I had a couple of hours feeling like I'd been punched in the gut
31 Dec 2020 08:54
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@IanDunt It was DC's series' and the endless crossover that finally put the nail in the coffin of superhero franchises for us, just got fed up of needing to keep track to that extent.
29 Dec 2020 16:03
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@SeanWrightSec Yeah, plenty of that about, tho that's not so much an issue with temporary lockouts as the people who implement them - not that that's a distinction the user should have to care about. As you noted elsewhere tho, today it feels like a lazy solution used instead of adding 2FA
29 Dec 2020 14:39
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Filled with confidence, I am not.... https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-55475433
29 Dec 2020 14:28
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@SeanWrightSec Ahh, you meant permanent lockouts rather than short-term lockouts (say 10mins) to force backoff? I'd like to change my answer then, horrible idea.
29 Dec 2020 14:15
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@promofaux Heh nice.
24 Dec 2020 13:07
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@promofaux It's far from finished, but I've had some relative success with this - #controllingNEST' target=_blank rel='nofollow noopener'>https://www.bentasker.co.uk/blog/general/712-musings-on-home-automation#controllingNEST NEST itself has some limitations, but I feel like I'm making some headway. Also, at the bottom of that page is a graph showing gas usage before & after killing True Radiant
24 Dec 2020 12:38
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Ouch... a harsh reminder that awards only tell you - at best - about a very, very small bit of the employer. 'Best tech employer of the year' threatened trainee with £15k penalty fee for quitting to look after his sick mum https://www.theregister.com/2020/12/21/sparta_global_employment_tribunal/ via @theregister
22 Dec 2020 11:39
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@HannahAlOthman 1 Weird Trick to get to France that Border Officials Hate
22 Dec 2020 08:24
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@Shadow0pz Ach, sorry to hear that dude. I know the frustration though, I've had GPs be overcautious with pain meds when I needed them most. I know they've got to be careful, but that's no consolation when you're in pain *and* the reasons for that pain are extremely well documented
22 Dec 2020 08:23
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@Ilovenigelfara1 @AnnaJerzewska https://twitter.com/bentasker/status/1341029260887252993/photo/1
21 Dec 2020 14:34
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@colinh1 @qikipedia It'd make sense too, because otherwise there'd be a bright lightsource at the front dazzling all the other reindeer and ruining their night vision. Far better to have it on a wavelength that's not visible to them as it's directly in their field of vision
21 Dec 2020 14:17
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@cybergibbons Does that mean you need to return the 5G microchip to Bill Gates under warranty as it's clearly faulty?
19 Dec 2020 11:36
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@briankrebs @douglasmun Good news, though you writing ToR annoys me more than it really should. Only the first letter is capitalised.
17 Dec 2020 16:10
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Dutch officials say Donald Trump really did protect his Twitter account with MAGA2020! password https://www.theregister.com/2020/12/17/trump_twitter_hacking/ via @theregister
17 Dec 2020 15:21
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Setting up SSH keys should be the first thing you do when setting up a Github account anyway IMO. Passwords begone: GitHub will ban them next year for authenticating Git operations https://www.theregister.com/2020/12/17/github_bans_passwords/ via @theregister
17 Dec 2020 15:00
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@Hairyloon @Xexox17 @PeterStefanovi2 @Keir_Starmer I would guess he means > If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it.
16 Dec 2020 16:35
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Knew exactly what they were voting for.... https://twitter.com/KajaCiglic/status/1339112946606206976
16 Dec 2020 11:28
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How to leak data via Wi-Fi when there's no Wi-Fi chip: Boffin turns memory bus into covert data transmitter https://www.theregister.com/2020/12/16/wifi_memory_hacking/ via @theregister
16 Dec 2020 10:16
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@hdevalence How did you hit the pedestrian? He stepped out of nowhere, so I stomped on the brakes but then this voice came out of nowhere, made me jump and my foot slipped off the pedal...
15 Dec 2020 20:08
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@AnotherHowie @alexbloor @Mythic_Beasts @ppiixx I found a 777'd kernel module on a customer's system once (and yes, it was being loaded at boot)... rm eventually got a --no-preserve-root argument, chmod should get --im-really-really-really-really-sure argument
15 Dec 2020 17:06
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The problem I see with this, is the same as with other similar laws - scope drift and lack of clarity. That seems particularly likely with individual members states being able to define what constitutes illegal content. https://www.theregister.com/2020/12/15/eu_digital_services/ via @theregister
15 Dec 2020 09:36
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That's @GavinWilliamson, the same guy who once got interrupted by Siri on his own phone whilst giving a speech in Parliament because he lacked even the foresight to turn it off. He also, it seems, lacks the foresight to realise what the optics on *this* look like https://twitter.com/AdamBienkov/status/1338581709705654272
15 Dec 2020 09:30
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@google's turn for an outage today then I see. Play store, gmail etc all down. I was trying to do something in their API console, clearly my fault then 😂
14 Dec 2020 11:58
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Essentially, they've all the issues that social networks have to deal with, but with the added twist that the product is centred around adult content - there's an extra level of care needed: with moderation & around the data you collect on your users. Pornhub's awful at both
11 Dec 2020 15:17
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It should have been head-smackingly-obvious to them too, that people would inevitably start uploading illegal videos (whether thats child abuse, beastiality or something else). Relying on user reports to combat that is a conscious decision to under-invest at the expense of others
11 Dec 2020 15:15
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Their model initially revolved around those uploads - essentially a legimitate looking centre for pirated vids, depriving studios actually making content of revenue. Nature abhors a vacuum though, so you end up with shadier outfits like GirlsDoPorn.. ahem... filling the gap
11 Dec 2020 15:15
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PornHub's operating model has been questionable since it's inception - heavy user profiling (that being MindGeek's forte) and allowing user uploads without investing in a suitable sized moderation team Visa and MasterCard ban Pornhub over abusive videos https://arstechnica.com/?post_type=post&p=1729168
11 Dec 2020 15:11
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Ouch... Wormable code-execution flaw in Jabber has a severity rating of 9.9 out of 10 https://arstechnica.com/?post_type=post&p=1729160
11 Dec 2020 15:09
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@H0metruth @afneil @BorisJohnson > He has had to deal BREXIT and Covid19 He *chose* to continue to deal with Brexit despite Covid-19 - the option to extend was there and he pissed it away. Leaving aside the fact that half the brexit issues are a mess of his own making. highly successful seems rather unlikely
11 Dec 2020 11:39
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@promofaux Yep, that's more or less where I'm at. Now considering putting this - https://home-assistant.io/ - on a Pi and linking it up to see if I can implement some controls to supervise it. I suspect though, that I'm just going to end up using it as a dumb thermostat long term, pity really
10 Dec 2020 15:46
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Google Cloud (over)Run: How a free trial experiment ended with a $72,000 bill overnight https://www.theregister.com/2020/12/10/google_cloud_over_run/ via @theregister
10 Dec 2020 15:33
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@promofaux There's a good chance, yeah - the setting is defaulted to up to 5 hours. Particularly annoying because I have the temp set low during the day when it's only me home - about 8 hours where I need no (or minimal) heating. Then it spends 5 of those 8 hours running the heating anyway
10 Dec 2020 15:23
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@googlenest Hi, UK - Nest Learning gen 3.
10 Dec 2020 15:13
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@RealSexyCyborg @wjsteele I've never forgotten the tagline of this - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVkLVRt6c1U - which covers that subject. Not every customer is a good customer, and sometimes you've got to make the decision not to deal with them.
10 Dec 2020 14:32
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Turns out it was NEST gradually extending the "pre-warm" period, putting the heating on hours before it's needed. Now that all the smarts are turned off, what I basically have is an overly pricey thermo that supports scheduling.
10 Dec 2020 14:29
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Yes, I want the house at a comfortable temperature, no I'm not giving you boundless authority to burn gas. I _really_ am so disillusioned with the idea of smart heating. I *thought* our gas usage had gone up well above what the cold snap justified
10 Dec 2020 14:29
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@googlenest : I auto-learn how long it takes to reach temperature and pre-warm Also Nest: Screw your gas bill, have a 5 hour "pre-warm" burn. Also Nest: There's a drop scheduled in 30 mins time, but I'll burn some gas to maintain current temp. Learn to lead up to an off? Nah
10 Dec 2020 14:29
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The old bill really don't come across particularly well here. They complain of undermining public confidence, whilst acting in a way that actively undermines confidence. https://www.theregister.com/2020/12/09/cyberalarm_pervade_software_npcc_kerfuffle/ via @theregister
09 Dec 2020 16:14
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@netflix are absolute fuckers for this - had major headaches trying to get their support to deactive an account created using my email https://www.theregister.com/2020/12/08/pure_frustration_what_happens_when/ via @theregister
08 Dec 2020 16:59
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This... this shouldn't be real. How the fuck does a game get released with that in? https://twitter.com/gameinformer/status/1336067698111950849
08 Dec 2020 13:21
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@LDA_6502 @Canonical @ubuntu Turned out, moving Chromium to snap hosed more than just that extension. Got cert warnings for stuff because the Snap maintains it's own certstore rather than using the system's. All my extensions disappeared too But don't worry, cos they copied history & bookmarks over...
08 Dec 2020 10:30
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@matir @SeanWrightSec I've never understood the "it's not new" stuff. I write/talk about stuff either because it interested me, or because I think the existing stuff maybe doesn't explain it in accessible enough a manner (though, admittedly, sometimes I probably make that worse not better).
07 Dec 2020 10:00
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@RealSexyCyborg > obligated to play by Western rules I'm not sure it's even that - his response was succinct, but labelling "foul language" is taking it a bit far. Getting that bent out of shape by "rude" words is more a US (and even then, a certain type) thing than a western thing.
04 Dec 2020 14:18
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I'm used to annoyances when upgrading between major releases, but I didn't really expect the browser to have gone full fuck you.
04 Dec 2020 09:44
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Chromium moving to snap meant - All my extensions disappeared (and some won't work when reinstalled) - Chromium no longer using the system's SSL cert store (so warned about stuff signed by my CA) - PulseAudio insisted on using my headset instead of line out for Chromiums audio
04 Dec 2020 09:44
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I'm definitely the grumpy version of me tonight, but even the calmer more rational me has said this in the past: Fuck Snap. It's sucks, it's shit and going snap only breaks user's workflows
03 Dec 2020 20:48
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Much pain and misery later, I've got working graphics again. Only to find my password manager no longer works in Chromium because @canonical have moved to installing it as a sodding snap.
03 Dec 2020 20:45
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Its so easy to see how people fall into "I'm not updating it always screws everything" even before you consider Firefox, MS whoever shuffling the UI for shits and giggles
03 Dec 2020 17:33
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I've spent my career trlling people not to ignore updates, but every time I upgrade ubuntu I end up dumped to a console with no video because it can't handle nvidia drivers sanely
03 Dec 2020 17:30
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@richardloxley @AlecMuffett @clequere Funnily enough, yup, it's a Honeywell that's on my "maybe" list of replacements. To be fair, I *thought* the auto-learning would be beneficial (i.e. save money etc), unfortunately my expectations were set a bit high by the word "learn". Auto-guess-poorly would be more honest
03 Dec 2020 11:59
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It's not the most pressing concern of course, but the way that Gift Cards are handled/treated in the UK really needs reviewing. Someone's forked over (say) £50 for a £50 gift-card. It shouldn't be possible to say - Oh it expired - Subject to new T&Cs https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-55171163
03 Dec 2020 11:12
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@AlecMuffett @clequere It turns out that all the "smartness" I want from my thermo is decent week scheduling. No auto-learning, just being able to say "On monday at 8am, come up to 18. On other weekdays, it's 14 because it's only me home. Weekends, all the warmth"
03 Dec 2020 11:04
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@AlecMuffett @clequere I can only imagine the per-room functionality would eventually turn into "we've auto-learned that you went into that room at 9am last friday, so in preparation for that quick trip, which we're sure will repeat, we've set the temp for that room to 30c"
03 Dec 2020 11:03
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@AlecMuffett @clequere We've decided that the perfectly serviceable App we have, dedicated to managing your thermo isn't where we want it to be, so we're looking at moving everything into Home, the app where good things go to die
03 Dec 2020 11:02
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@AlecMuffett @clequere "We've got a product that works, but we don't like the way you sign into the app, so we're changing that to borg it into google accounts". "Oh, no, that's the wrong *type* of Google account, you can't use your existing AfD with it silly"
03 Dec 2020 11:01
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@AlecMuffett @clequere Even warming the whole house using digital tech isn't working out so well IMO. It's not that the tech can't do it, it's that the orgs behind it keep tripping over themselves & screwing up their product *ahem, looking at you Nest* At some point, I'm going back to a dumber thermo
03 Dec 2020 10:59
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Really is ridiculous. It's not like @twitch and game streaming in general is new anymore - either @epic should have acquired broader rights to the music, knowing it'd get streamed, or @twitch should defend their streamer's fair use interests https://arstechnica.com/?post_type=post&p=1727066
02 Dec 2020 16:48
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Well, that probably means Slack's quality is going to go down the drain over time then... Salesforce to buy Slack for $28bn in cash, shares – and vows to make it the new face of Customer 360 https://www.theregister.com/2020/12/01/salesforce_buys_slack/ via @theregister
02 Dec 2020 10:31
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@Christhecatsmum @montyinmalford @DavidHenigUK @StevePeers And they'll scream and scream and scream until *we're* sick FIFY
02 Dec 2020 10:16
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@TheRogue_Elf @bbyblkgrl @therealcliffyb @Gaohmee @joanna_louise0 Indeed. But, what you're suggesting is that we make that worse by letting families go into hospitals where it's known the virus is present. Keep in mind the average joe has demonstrated repeatedly that they can't follow basic precautions, let alone healthcare level protocols
01 Dec 2020 16:07
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@TheRogue_Elf @bbyblkgrl @therealcliffyb @Gaohmee @joanna_louise0 But it's not solely the family's risk is it? They're making that decision, in advance, for everyone they subsequently come into contact with. If the consequences were solely personal, you could bleat on about personal responsibility. But they're not.
01 Dec 2020 15:25
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@james19872_55 @robertrea @leeds_1919x @joanna_louise0 @barney___21 They're going to be exposed anyway because they're working in that environment. Letting families adds people to the exposure list, even before you consider the precautions a professional will take versus the simple precautions that the general public refuse to even take.
01 Dec 2020 15:22
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@_Merlyn @archer_rs > ‘The irony of the freedom of movement, after the 31st of Dec I can now only spend 90 days in any 180 in the EU but EU citizens can come to the UK and stay for 180days in one trip’. The penny drops. We ended FoM for ourselves, not for EU citizens. But... project Fear etc etc
30 Nov 2020 16:02
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So... we're moving from kit that our security services have audited, to kit that they haven't, based apparently on the say-so of some US politicians rather than intelligence. Brilliant... https://www.theregister.com/2020/11/30/dcms_huawei_rip_replace_schedule/ via @theregister
30 Nov 2020 14:17
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Oil Pressure Sensor replacement on a #Vauxhall #Corsa D. 10 minutes work, but if ignored can lead to a massive repair bill. https://www.bentasker.co.uk/documentation/vehicles/709-vauxhall-corsa-d-oil-pressure-switch-replacement
30 Nov 2020 12:01
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@SeanWrightSec I've wasted so many hours in the past arguing about this with various OSS projects when they put a version check in "for security"... "but it's outdated and insecure"
28 Nov 2020 19:10
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Durex is a British success story* - Global Britain FTW * it's in anglo-dutch ownership nowadays, and manufacturing left the UK for Asia 13 years ago https://twitter.com/mrjamesob/status/1332259113783398403
27 Nov 2020 17:28
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@tobyontour @bobbyllew To give an air of credibility in headlines - The Puppy Protection Group suggests a "better" method of puppy ownership. It's also why they'd never explicitly say "put in blenders" but instead skirt around the issue semantically. Taxpayers Alliance is a great example
27 Nov 2020 17:25
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An amusing example of just how easy it is to screw up when trying to filter out adult content. As residents of various aptly named towns usually also find Who knew that a table with copious amounts of cubic metres would trip adult filters? https://www.theregister.com/2020/11/27/on_call/ via @theregister
27 Nov 2020 15:02
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UK infoseccer launches petition asking government not to backdoor encryption https://www.theregister.com/2020/11/27/encryption_backdoor_petition/ via @theregister
27 Nov 2020 14:57
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Just had a script go to some mildly questionable domains, because wget left the one I'd pointed it at Why? Because I made a change in a hurry to add a req header & used the curl syntax -H "foo: bar" Except, in wget, that's --header. -H is > go to foreign hosts when recursive
25 Nov 2020 11:31
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@wolfniya @ComradeEevee I had that recently looking for an SNMP module - it's SNMP, it's shit but old and boring, shouldn't be a drama. Turns out in python it is...
24 Nov 2020 20:11
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@cybergibbons I had that a little while back, again, it was instant. Twitter seems to attach a lot more weight to that word than we do. Bad as that is here, I can only imagine that Twitter has essentially auto blocked itself in Australia.
24 Nov 2020 12:17
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Abusive add-ons aren’t just a Chrome and Firefox problem. Now it’s Edge’s turn https://arstechnica.com/?post_type=post&p=1724798
21 Nov 2020 10:48
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End to end encryption? In Android's default messaging app? Don't worry, nobody else noticed either https://www.theregister.com/2020/11/20/google_rcs_e2e_brouhaha/ via @theregister
20 Nov 2020 22:52
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So, Priti Patel *was* told, and continued to bully anyway? I'm shocked, SHOCKED that the Home Secretary who said we should starve Ireland because of the Brexit backstop could turn out to be a bully.... https://twitter.com/FDA_union/status/1329851837567131648
20 Nov 2020 22:44
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Been sat in my notes for a little while, figured I should quickly type it up. Generating a v3 @torproject .onion vanity address https://www.bentasker.co.uk/documentation/linux/708-generating-a-vanity-address-for-version-3-onions #tor #hiddenservice
20 Nov 2020 17:44
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Please let me know if anyone has issues accessing my sites. I'm testing using @Cloudflare to deliver the static content - though I'll admit to feeling a little underwhelmed, delivery does seem to be working
20 Nov 2020 17:11
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I've never been heavily into making video, but those I have made have never been hosted on Youtube for exactly this reason - if they want to monetise my content, then there should be no "eligibility" other than that your content actually gets viewed https://www.theregister.com/2020/11/20/youtube_ad_payments/
20 Nov 2020 11:24
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@butlerrichard2 @RKakati @darrengrimes_ So, again, at what point do you feel she will have crossed that line?
20 Nov 2020 11:18
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@butlerrichard2 @RKakati @darrengrimes_ Do you have any actual argument rather than Whatabouttery? You're saying that because bullying was (in your eyes) ignored in the past, we should ignore all future cases of it. That's a bullshit argument, and you know it
20 Nov 2020 11:17
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@butlerrichard2 @RKakati @darrengrimes_ I agree we need diversity, but should they be protected at all costs though? At what point would you feel she crossed the line and needed to be fired? Negotiating in secret with another state?
20 Nov 2020 10:50
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@butlerrichard2 @RKakati @darrengrimes_ The two are not in competition, there's no prioritisation to be made. You seem to be saying we should positively discriminate in bullying cases? That's very woke of you.... I'm not sure Grimesy could get onboard with that level of wokeness
20 Nov 2020 10:49
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@butlerrichard2 @RKakati @darrengrimes_ So, you disagree he should have stayed after those allegations? It follows then, that Priti should go - particularly as in her case they're no longer just allegations? Or are you suggesting that 2 wrongs make a right, and ministers should now be able to get away with bullying?
20 Nov 2020 10:44
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Although I agree that the CMA needs bringing up-to-date, my worry is that we'll actually end up with something that's actively *worse* Cyberup campaign: 80% of infosec pros fear they might fall foul of UK's outdated Computer Misuse Act https://www.theregister.com/2020/11/19/computer_misuse_act_reform_cyberup/ via @theregister
19 Nov 2020 15:49
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@HarmSmitsDev @Scott_Helme Are there likely to be any devices that are sufficiently old and broken to encounter that *but* that are also sufficiently new that they'll honour a HSTS header and upgrade subsequent connections? If not, then they could at least enable HSTS so that newer stuff gets the benefit
19 Nov 2020 14:17
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Sounds hopeful, unfortunately the fact that pricing will be involved will probably leave many using Google Analytics & the like instead :( The ones who brought you Let's Encrypt, bring you: Tools for gathering anonymized app usage metrics https://www.theregister.com/2020/11/18/isrg_prio_services/ via @theregister
18 Nov 2020 15:51
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Bugger, registration failed anyway. I'll fire a support ticket in about both then
18 Nov 2020 15:23
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Hey @Mythic_Beasts The postcode db you use on your domain registration page is at least 4 years out of date, complains about an invalid postcode. Just a headsup :) I've entered a different postcode for now
18 Nov 2020 15:22
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@googlenest Thanks, turns out it was Auto-Learn being dumb again. Have turned it off, but we're fast approaching the point where it's not a "smart" thermostat in practice any more. Honestly, Honeywell may get some of my money soon just to be done with it
18 Nov 2020 14:30
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@googlenest Did you restore a backup or something? My schedule's changed to what it was ~3 weeks ago.
18 Nov 2020 09:12
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Google's ownership on @googlenest really has been disastrous. Such a pity, so much potential, crushed Google Nest server outage leaves US, European smart homes acting dumb https://www.theregister.com/2020/11/17/google_nest_outage/ via @theregister
17 Nov 2020 19:30
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@SarahRobertson5 @Jennifer_Arcuri It's been discovered that he's been replaced with a furby in a 3d printed Boris shell and they're worried we're going to realise the furby is more use than he is
17 Nov 2020 17:09
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@hackerfantastic The obvious solution, which I know you've espoused in the past, is don't use electric voting machines, rely on paper ballots. Course, Trump's been alleging fraud in mail-in-ballots for months & fucked with USPS, the little boy who cried wolf becomes relevant here to some extent
17 Nov 2020 16:35
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@ctaoc @Nigel_Farage @BorisJohnson You mean apart from being a pile of unmitigated bollocks spouted by a bloke demonstrating that his understanding of medicine and COVID is complete bollocks? Boris has had COVID, the test will very likely report positive. Don't rely on @Nigel_Farage for your medical advice
17 Nov 2020 14:41
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With all that @Nominet screws up, it's nice to see that DRS, at least, still seems to be functioning as it should. Heavy-duty case closed: Peli tried to steal https://peli.co.uk/ from rightful owner, says Nominet https://www.theregister.com/2020/11/17/peli_domain_name_hijack_attempt/ via @theregister
17 Nov 2020 11:37
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I... I just have no words for how stupid a set of choices this bloke made. He basically "got revenge" by fucking his own life up Ex-missile systems worker jailed for breaching Official Secrets Act after last-second guilty plea https://www.theregister.com/2020/11/13/simon_finch_missile_secrets_leaker_jailed/ via @theregister
16 Nov 2020 16:51
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New lawsuit: Why do Android phones mysteriously exchange 260MB a month with Google via cellular data when they're not even in use? https://www.theregister.com/2020/11/14/google_android_data_allowance/ via @theregister
16 Nov 2020 10:59
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Just another example of why ISP level content filtering does not work. Constant overblocks (as here), trivially bypassed and plenty of false negatives Overzealous parental filters on Virgin Media and TalkTalk break eBay for UK users https://www.theregister.com/2020/11/13/virgin_media_and_talktalks_ebay/ via @theregister
16 Nov 2020 09:15
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Bit of a PITA of a job. Replacing rear brake pads and discs on a #Saab #93 https://www.bentasker.co.uk/documentation/vehicles/705-saab-9-3-rear-pads-and-disc-replacement #documentation #howto #vehicles
14 Nov 2020 11:50
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@charlieowen77 @scout_dee In fairness, I probably shouldn't be arguing points of principle in the midst of people spreading disinformation about vaccines. Mea culpa.
10 Nov 2020 16:57
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@scout_dee In fact, in the US, the company making Thalidomide didn't even include test results when they submitted it to the FDA, and resubmitted it 6 times without the requested results.
10 Nov 2020 16:54
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@charlieowen77 @scout_dee No, read the last sentence. Thalidomide doesn't really apply to the vaccine as it stands, just not for the reasons OP stated
10 Nov 2020 16:53
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@scout_dee The issue with Thalidomide though, wasn't really with the testing, so much as that the testing wasn't completed properly and political will was used instead. Medicine has advanced, politics... meh not so much. But, to be clear, the vaccine has undergone pretty extensive testing
10 Nov 2020 16:50
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@scout_dee If the vaccine gets rushed through because of political need, then there is a (small) risk of similar sort of issues. We should have a vaccine because it's effective, ready and well tested, not because it's politically convenient. I'm not suggesting the latter is the case here
10 Nov 2020 16:43
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@scout_dee To be fair, I think you've slightly missed the point. Thalidomide was approved by most countries as the result of intense political pressure following lobbying. The person at the FDA who rejected it came under a lot of fire... right up until the effects became known.
10 Nov 2020 16:42
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Man, I forgot how much I absolutely fucking loathe working with SNMP...
09 Nov 2020 15:05
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@Matthew82069336 Sad thing is I really can't tell whether you mean the Tories or Facebook here - could equally apply to both
09 Nov 2020 09:50
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It's been years, how is @googledrive still this shit at handling date input in non-US formats (you know, the ones that most of the world use?) After setting a field to dd-mm-yyyy I shouldn't need to enter it as d-M-y of mm-dd-yyyy to avoid it deciding it's a different date
09 Nov 2020 09:18
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> The 78-year-old employee manning the counter at the Fantasy Island sex shop... , said the phone had been ringing off the hook since Saturday with callers asking: “Is Rudy Giuliani there?” That's fucking hilarious. Even the mental image, a complete dong buying a dildo https://twitter.com/hannahmeisel/status/1325515786622885888
08 Nov 2020 22:11
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oh fuck me, Brexit's going well... @BorisJohnson couldn't arrange a pissup in a brewery. https://twitter.com/JJHTweets/status/1325531057085689862
08 Nov 2020 21:54
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@sirtonybond @etxberria55 @RudyGiuliani And the fact that its mainly postal is easily explained. Rudy & Trump have been spewing bullshit for months about postal votes, encouraging republicans to go in person. So you'll get a disproportionate level of dem votes in those. No conspiracy, just Trump shot himself in t' foot
07 Nov 2020 15:32
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@sirtonybond @etxberria55 @RudyGiuliani Now flip it on it's head. *If* the dems were somehow going to rig the election, why in hell would they not also take the senate? Having a President hamstrung by the senate isn't great. So the intuitive answer is that there's no rigging and people didn't like Trump.
07 Nov 2020 15:27
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@TheLastleg The new face of Orangina #retrainTrump
06 Nov 2020 22:33
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Totally not going to be a disaster... relying on some as-yet untested software for this brave new "global Britain" they claim we'll be UK's 'minimum viable product' for Brexit transit software will not be ready until December, leaving no time for testing https://www.theregister.com/2020/11/06/uk_border_software/
06 Nov 2020 17:07
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Never fuck with an ex-employer, the only person you're actually hurting is yourself. Pick up sticks & move on like an actual adult Bank IT support worker gets a suspended sentence after hacking boss's webcam because he didn't get payrise https://www.theregister.com/2020/11/04/ashley_crispin_hacking_british_business_bank/ via @theregister
05 Nov 2020 14:19
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@DrLeonBlack @nickmartin @Harlan Glad I'm not the only one who saw the pic and immediately thought of Alan Carr
05 Nov 2020 14:03
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🤦🤦🤦 Deloitte's 'Test your Hacker IQ' site fails itself after exposing database user name, password in config file https://www.theregister.com/2020/11/05/deloitte_hacker_test/ via @theregister
05 Nov 2020 12:50
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@SixVpf @darrengrimes_ Wait, you want Darren to deal in facts?? You've got the wrong guy there. If it's Bullshit you need though, he's happy to heap by the imperial ton (damn EUs and their metricies)
05 Nov 2020 12:43
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Much Improved 😃 https://twitter.com/Soapmoine/status/1324286193106898944
05 Nov 2020 11:32
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ISTR a lot of Trump supporters going on about how BLM were a threat. Hypocrisy at it's finest https://twitter.com/Independent/status/1324224580253327360
05 Nov 2020 11:19
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Tesla. Just don't, ever. https://twitter.com/da_667/status/1322991255970787331
02 Nov 2020 15:44
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Strikes me this meme off reddit is @IanColdwater on several levels https://twitter.com/bentasker/status/1323004861806424066/photo/1
01 Nov 2020 20:51
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@Dennischattert4 @TheHouseLive @jessphillips @DianaJohnsonMP It'd also mean they could report abuse and seek medical help without fear of being found out and prosecuted for their "job". Unfortunately, many attempts to "help" seem to just be conservative prudishness unwilling to actually make things better for those suffering.
30 Oct 2020 21:56
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@DanJarvisMP @jessphillips @DavidDavisMP @HouseofCommons No hope of @theresecoffey supporting this. She used shock collars on her own dogs, isn't going to have any qualms about torture of the "enemy" (even if they aren't).
30 Oct 2020 21:53
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To be fair to Amazon, it's prob a restriction they have when licensing content. But, it's also something the industry does and then wonders why piracy is so popular. https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/thr-esq/amazon-argues-users-dont-actually-own-purchased-prime-video-content
29 Oct 2020 19:33
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@MyKomment @Dr2NisreenAlwan @MarcusRashford @BenJaneFitness FWIW Gaslighting is an old, old term that's resurfaced. Comes from an (excellent IMO) film called Gaslight https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0036855/ Worth a watch. You prob won't find the earlier UK version as prints were destroyed when the US studios licensed the rights
29 Oct 2020 09:27
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Another great example of why backdoors are bone-headed. @ukhomeoffice can piss and moan all they want, but the future lies in properly E2E products - governments have repeatedly shown they cannot be trusted, and backdoors have a habit of being used by "unauthorised" entrants. https://twitter.com/dnvolz/status/1321447353975513094
29 Oct 2020 09:15
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@ukhomeoffice and @pritipatel need to share some of the responsibility for this - it was highlighted to them that their divisive use of language was going to result in something like this and they simply doubled down. https://twitter.com/Independent/status/1319581555317243905
23 Oct 2020 15:03
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@AlecMuffett But, but, they've covered up Duvets. Winter's about to unleash upon us. How is warm bedding a non-essential this time of year?
23 Oct 2020 14:22
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Yuck New Google Nest Hub experiment nixes the “Hey Google” voice hotword https://arstechnica.com/?post_type=post&p=1716335
23 Oct 2020 08:39
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@HD2onPBdotcom You seem to assume I've never been, seen or lived outside the UK. I think we're done on this conversation tbh. You don't seem able to discuss the details that actually matter, instead preferring to come up with whataboutisms, or as in this case, your own definition of poverty
22 Oct 2020 11:09
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@HD2onPBdotcom So, lets let those kids go hungry so that they've less chance of breaking that cycle when they're older? Even if we accept your premise, what you're doing here is kicking the can down the road, creating a larger issue in future
22 Oct 2020 11:05
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@MaltonView @HD2onPBdotcom The government seems to have found plenty of surplus funds for other things. I don't think the issue is that we're not paying enough tax, so much as the Govt is unwilling to release those funds for that use.
22 Oct 2020 11:04
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@percy_gryce @MikeSington That article starts by saying they've obtained a PDF which shows the 512-pages contain stuff, then later refers to the 2500 page binder. So 79.52% of it was blank (that's 1988 pages - hundreds of pages) This is the problem with trying to do gimmicky photo ops
22 Oct 2020 11:02
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@HD2onPBdotcom And again, we all pay a lot of tax, £10bn of which has just been splurged on a test & trace system that all the experts said wouldn't work, and then, didn't work. But you're worried about a few million to ensure kids are fed? Sorry, your concern isn't really fiscal
22 Oct 2020 10:54
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@HD2onPBdotcom Now tell me what the price of food is there? If you're going to talk about what others earn, you need to tie it to the cost of living You also seem to have completely ignored the reply & come out with your own myths. You'd rather starve children because someone *might* buy fags?
22 Oct 2020 10:53
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The closing para seems to suggest the NI director has jumped the gun with attribution. Convenient timing.... Iran sent threatening pro-Trump emails to American Democrats, Russia close behind, says US intelligence https://www.theregister.com/2020/10/22/iran_russia_emails/ via @theregister
22 Oct 2020 10:33
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@HD2onPBdotcom To clothe them, keep a roof over their head and various other things. Conversely, we all pay a lot of tax, what are we paying it for if it's not going to be used to support the kids that will need to grow up and earn in order to pay our pensions? Boris spunked more on a bridge
22 Oct 2020 09:57
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Tory MP thinks it's acceptable to starve kids in order to "punish" a small minority of parents for having the temerity to even exist in circumstances that he can't even imagine. https://twitter.com/BBradley_Mans/status/1318891812375900161
21 Oct 2020 15:51
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Burnham comes across very much as the sort of statesman that @BorisJohnson wishes he could one day be, but continually falls short of. https://twitter.com/BeardedGenius/status/1318580467151548422
20 Oct 2020 19:06
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That they've had to clarify this is *exactly* why the policy of sharing the other self-isolation data with the police was such a fucking stupid move *and* the Govt has made no such promises about how the data it's retaining will be used in future, including giving it to Palantir https://twitter.com/BBCClick/status/1318483786229862402
20 Oct 2020 10:51
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@LinkedInHelp Thanks. Looks like you lack the option to turn off the ones that really bugs me though I wipe cookies when the tab is closed, so it's always a "new" device to you. I've got 2FA enabled & get prompted on screen to enter the code. This email is a pointless waste of bytes https://twitter.com/bentasker/status/1318474526762635264/photo/1
20 Oct 2020 08:49
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It really shouldn't come as any surprise to May that @michaelgove just bullshits constantly. https://twitter.com/paulwaugh/status/1318208953512349696
19 Oct 2020 15:37
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Sigh... Will there be no end to govt attempts to break encryption? Hand over your data or the kiddies get it, threaten Five Eyes spies https://www.theregister.com/2020/10/19/e2e_break_five_eyes/ via @theregister
19 Oct 2020 13:59
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@LinkedIn has sent me so many "Do you know X" emails, where X is the same person over the years that I now find myself going "I feel like I know the name" Yeah... from the endless spam...
19 Oct 2020 13:00
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@AskPayPal @Mythic_Beasts I've been down this track with Paypal before too - we're responding here so we look responsive, but please stop complaining publicly and send a DM so we can take weeks and weeks to resolve it without people watching
18 Oct 2020 08:37
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@cybergibbons @ComradeEevee It's a hangover from a different time - don't feed the trolls - partly because the whole group would get copies of your pointless flamewar. They often did get bored and sod off. Doesn't really work or apply nowadays though tbh, the net is a very different platform now too
17 Oct 2020 20:43
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@cybergibbons @SecurityJon ISTR he does, yeah. There's a nice write up on various H&S failing here too - https://oshmatters.wordpress.com/2017/10/10/7645/comment-page-1/
16 Oct 2020 13:56
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@tallventi @damocrat The same people who in the US are trying to prevent Almond Milk from being called Almond Milk because it doesn't come from the tit of a cow
16 Oct 2020 13:54
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@cybergibbons @SecurityJon Their response was awfully good for an org that hadn't encountered those issues before. They didn't run around going "she's blown up, she's blown up, what the hell do we do", they calmly mocked the kids & swung into action. I reckon they were used to accidents of that nature
16 Oct 2020 13:43
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About the only things that are clear around this is - The scope of the FCCs authority in these areas is clear as mud - Trump acts against those who dare speak against him Ajit Pai says he’ll help Trump impose crackdown on Twitter and Facebook https://arstechnica.com/?post_type=post&p=1715154
16 Oct 2020 13:38
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Has Apple abandoned CUPS, the Linux's world's widely used open-source printing system? Seems so https://www.theregister.com/2020/10/15/apple_cups_develoment/ via @theregister
16 Oct 2020 10:13
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@ComradeEevee @XioNYC @akolsuoicauqol So at the interview I had to tell them the recruiter was an idiot, and that he'd given them the wrong figure for my salary requirements. Which, as luck had it, turned out fine in the end
15 Oct 2020 15:30
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@ComradeEevee @XioNYC @akolsuoicauqol I had one understate my salary expectations once - pointed out it was an 80 mile drive each way and he said "they shouldn't have to pay more because you live far away" No, but if I'm going to make a loss driving in, there's no point in me even interviewing is there...
15 Oct 2020 15:29
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Google and Intel warn of high-severity Bluetooth security bug in Linux https://arstechnica.com/?post_type=post&p=1714918
15 Oct 2020 13:10
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> People are not being believed Sadly not a surprise, there's still a huge chunk of people out there who claim ME isn't real. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-54540544
15 Oct 2020 09:39
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@NigelMcEnaney @allisonpearson I suspect Pearson and some people she knows would happily update them - to have a built in credit card reader...
14 Oct 2020 13:03
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Open Invention Network adds Microsoft's exFAT to Linux System Definition, Satan spotted throwing snowballs https://www.theregister.com/2020/10/13/oin_exfat_linux/ via @theregister
13 Oct 2020 15:46
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Amusing as this is, it's also a prime example of why "use AI to censor/block $x on the net" doesn't work - AI is crap at achieving needed levels of accuracy. As China found in the past, it'll also often let black boobs through. https://www.theregister.com/2020/10/13/in_brief_ai/ via @theregister
13 Oct 2020 14:51
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Hackers hack Hackney: Local government cries 'cyberattack' while UK infosec officials rush to figure out what happened https://www.theregister.com/2020/10/13/hackney_council_hacked_hackers_cyberhack/ via @theregister
13 Oct 2020 13:18
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@k8em0 Fuck me, what a way to comment on someone else's tweet - Take offence despite the criticism being of the company who missed the vulns - intimate that it's too complicated for the tweeter to understand What the fuck is wrong with people's ability to communicate in this industry?
13 Oct 2020 11:56
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@curi0usJack @LadyRed_6 Easy, just borrowed a trick from finances book and set a policy that all new passwords must be submitted/emailed for pre-approval before they're set. This started as a joke, but now I'm sad having realised that statistically someone somewhere probably does something like this
13 Oct 2020 11:28
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Problem is, you don't have nearly enough credibility to rely on "we'll do this at the end of the transition period". The Govt negotiated an agreement with the EU & is now giving itself the power to break that. The Govt opposed adding protections to the trade bill. It's a crock https://twitter.com/tradegovuk/status/1315755142185132034
13 Oct 2020 09:02
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Not that it couldn't work, but sending Cleverly as the salesperson isn't exactly a great start. Britannia should rule the (cyber) waves, minister tells Singapore event in bid to drum up Commonwealth support https://www.theregister.com/2020/10/12/uk_commonwealth_cyber_exports_speech/ via @theregister
12 Oct 2020 15:29
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@SpillerOfTea No-one could have predicted the recent huge rise in cases, Max, no-one. Dido said so...
12 Oct 2020 14:03
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@cybergibbons From what I've heard, the Govt has had to rely on CDC data for identifying risk of communication in hospitality, because they've screwed up our T&T so badly that they don't actually have enough usable data for "harder" links like that. If true, that'll skew the numbers even more
12 Oct 2020 10:56
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@LockdownNo @espeonaged Bollocks. It says that complacency needs to be overcome - "Having a good understanding of the risk" Stop spreading misinformation.
12 Oct 2020 10:14
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@tamonten Similar happens the otherway round too - $daemon is bound to 127.0.0.1 and you enter "localhost" into your client, which resolves to ::1, and you're left wondering why you can't connect to the service that's definitely listening on loopback, until you remember...
11 Oct 2020 18:57
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My #DNS service recently got hit by a massive increase in #DoH usage. A brief overview of the tweaks needed to cope with it Tuning a #Pi-Hole to cope with huge query rates TL:DR @The_Pi_Hole have done a stoncking job https://www.bentasker.co.uk/blog/the-internet/703-scaling-pihole-to-cope-with-huge-query-rates #blog
11 Oct 2020 18:30
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@BentleyAudrey Isn't this going to also have the opposite effect in some cases? If sites are using Google CDN hosted jquery (say) then Google's CDN now gets a hit (and often a referer header, depending on referrer-policy) every time rather than just the first time.
09 Oct 2020 18:44
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So criminals were returned to an EEA country they could get here from via FoM & not in fact via "illegally-facilitated" routes, or indeed, asylum claims. Who at the home office is writing this shit? Has someone made the mistake of letting Priti read the twitter pwd off a postit? https://twitter.com/ukhomeoffice/status/1314551192505081864
09 Oct 2020 16:37
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Terrible stuff. I spent a long time working alongside army personnel, and can safely say that not one of them would have found this acceptable. There's a huge difference between Boris' suggestion of prosecuting soldiers who were "doing their job" and this.... https://twitter.com/davidallengreen/status/1314456854727208960
09 Oct 2020 13:02
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EFF off: Privacy Badger disables by default anti-tracking safeguard that can be abused to track you online https://www.theregister.com/2020/10/09/eff_privacy_badger/ via @theregister
09 Oct 2020 12:31
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Here's US Homeland Security collaring a suspected arsonist after asking Google for the IP addresses of folks who made a specific search https://www.theregister.com/2020/10/09/google_search_arrest/ via @theregister
09 Oct 2020 12:18
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@kfalconspb @Microsoft 🤣🤣🤣
09 Oct 2020 10:35
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@Microsoft @kfalconspb Is that 45 minutes real-time, or 45 minutes as declared by the Windows "copy" dialog though? Some days it feels more like one than the other
09 Oct 2020 10:28
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@TrevorRScott @arstechnica @drgitlin Yeah I gather from the comments section (after I tweeted) that Nissan don't thermally manage their batteries, killing the lifespan and developing something of a reputation for EVs in general. What I can't quite work out, is what the rest of the lower end of the mkt looks like
09 Oct 2020 08:07
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@arstechnica @drgitlin I'm a little dubious about the comment about used cars at the bottom. I know it's improving, but if you're buying a 5-7yr old EV are you not generally likely to find the car needs an (expensive) battery replacement soon? Nissan's battery warranty, for example, is 5yrs.
08 Oct 2020 15:13
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@cybergibbons It was much needed, and yeah, not a bad way to tie off a crappy day. Although, i suppose it could easily go the other way - if the sausage roll were to break and fall in the water the mood could quickly change
08 Oct 2020 14:55
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@cybergibbons Once. I was having a bad, bad day and needed some time. So I got home with beer and a sausage roll and sat in the bath with them
08 Oct 2020 14:50
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@ICANN really do seem intent on showing themselves up again, and again, and again. Even incompetents wouldn't be this consistent ICANN begs Europe: Please fill in the blanks on this half-assed GDPR-compliant Whois we came up with https://www.theregister.com/2020/10/08/icann_whois_plans/ via @theregister
08 Oct 2020 14:31
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@PaddyAvocado @wightpie @ruskin147 @stuartpykesport I wouldn't allow it either, but honestly, you and I really are in the minority here - BYOD has helped drive acceptance of work-stuff on personal kit.
08 Oct 2020 13:57
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@ananavarro @JoeBiden Is empty chairing a thing that side of the pond? Over hear, Have I Got News For You replaced Nicky Morgan with a handbag when she pulled out of a planned appearance Boris has been empty chaired a few times too, including by the PM of Luxembourg
08 Oct 2020 13:50
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the report just prioritises a relationship with Trump over the economic harm that following that path is going to do And the suggestion that we could just do it ourselves despite not having even the beginnings of the industry is lunacy https://www.theregister.com/2020/10/08/defence_committee_parliament_5g_report/ via @theregister
08 Oct 2020 13:25
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@andymstone @carolecadwalla You'd think someone as high up in Comms would be able to recognise that sometimes it's better to stop speaking.
08 Oct 2020 08:57
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My take-away from this thread isn't really news/surprise - @facebook will do anything in order to try and stymie any criticism. It looks like the registrar isn't too clued up either Unfortunately for @carolecadwalla https://fuckzuck.com/ has already been taken. https://twitter.com/carolecadwalla/status/1313969690079789058
08 Oct 2020 08:52
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@mathias @carolecadwalla I was gonna say... Does the registrar not actually know what Phishing is?
08 Oct 2020 08:48
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Wisepay 'outage' is actually the school meal payments biz trying to stop an intruder from stealing customer card details https://www.theregister.com/2020/10/07/wisepay_outage_was_cyber_attack/ via @theregister
07 Oct 2020 15:45
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@10DowningStreet Come back to us when Boris can convince his own dad to wear a mask in shops. Or, you know, when Stanley has actually been fined/punished like anyone else would be
07 Oct 2020 15:26
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@cybergibbons @LockPickingLwyr Wait, are you suggesting I _shouldn't_ heat it with a blowtorch and then dunk it in ice-water to make the metal brittle and then twat it with a lump hammer?
07 Oct 2020 15:25
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Not that we had much hope of getting a Data Adequacy decision anyway, but this will really put a nail into the chances of that. UK, French, Belgian blanket spying systems ruled illegal by Europe’s top court https://www.theregister.com/2020/10/07/eu_privacy_ruling/ via @theregister
07 Oct 2020 11:02
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Wind and quite a bit of fog shroud Boris Johnson's energy vision for the UK https://www.theregister.com/2020/10/06/uk_wind_power_targets/ via @theregister
07 Oct 2020 10:23
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@amijudjes @413x94rp @eoinmauricedaly His notes have been leaked: https://twitter.com/bentasker/status/1313756896759894016/photo/1
07 Oct 2020 08:23
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Facebook’s latest “groups” disaster will only make it more toxic https://arstechnica.com/?post_type=post&p=1711725
06 Oct 2020 13:40
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The death of @GooglePlayMusic for me just means that Google stop getting what money I spend on music. I'll buy it elsewhere and stream through Subsonic. For others who are trying to use @youtubemusic though, it's a complete shit show https://old.reddit.com/r/googleplaymusic/comments/icmwdf/one_comprehensive_list_of_youtube_music/
06 Oct 2020 13:30
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It really is the level of needless waste that's the concern here, not Apple suing for breach of contract. Apple seeks damages from recycling firm that didn't damage its devices: 100,000 iThings 'resold' rather than broken up as expected https://www.theregister.com/2020/10/05/apple_geep_canada_lawsuit/ via @theregister
06 Oct 2020 11:17
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Alternatively: @realDonaldTrump is so useless that, despite being the most protected man in the world, he managed to contract something which can largely be protected against by following basic precautions Plus "experience" suggests he might learn something, which seems unlikely https://twitter.com/timjhogan/status/1313135243470278657
05 Oct 2020 18:49
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@Post_Apocalypso @jon_blaine @RufusHound Here in the UK, until earlier this year, Tampons were taxed as a luxury item.
05 Oct 2020 15:43
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@chrisapplegate See, this was also my first thought - that Serco are so shit they can't even do basic config on a webserver and were hitting upload limits. But, I do find the Excel explanation is quite quite believable too
05 Oct 2020 14:06
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@ians_robots @LiamFox @livemint @wto Oh he has plans... the plan is he's going to keep lying to us until Brexit's done, and then he's going to run away having made a fortune selling us all out.
05 Oct 2020 13:41
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@AlecMuffett Just.... for fuck sake... the pool of people they could've hired to tell them why that's a shitty solution is absolutely massive.
05 Oct 2020 09:52
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Unis turn to webcam-watching AI to invigilate students taking exams. Of course, it struggles with people of color https://www.theregister.com/2020/10/05/in_brief_ai/ via @theregister
05 Oct 2020 09:25
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@cybergibbons I have, but always on the end of a (short) fused spur. But, I've tended to use them for charging things like electric screwdrivers rather than phones/tablets. Not a conscious choice, just the way it's panned out
04 Oct 2020 19:17
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@JoshAlexCairo @NHSCOVID19app @DamoB1970 > How can they still be getting it this astonishingly wrong after all this time? Serco are involved. They'll get it right* 10 years late and billions over budget *by right, I mean they'll rewrite the requirements to match what they have rather than what's needed.
27 Sep 2020 13:01
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@10DowningStreet @BorisJohnson I think the rest of the world, including your own citizens would prefer that was left to someone competent, rather than being a vanity project for a floppy haired twat who won't even hold his own advisors to account for flouting the rules
27 Sep 2020 09:34
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@10DowningStreet What about if you're asked because the Government can't even handle app development properly, because it's too busy rolling in the sludge of cronyism to give jobs to competent parties? https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-54307526
26 Sep 2020 10:32
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So again, the government's private partners have fucked up their #covid app to the point that it'll put people off using it... Perhaps @BorisJohnson should stop his people giving contracts to chums and instead leave the work to people with a clue https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-54307526
26 Sep 2020 10:29
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Taking revenge on your ex-employers kit really is one of the stupidest things you can do... IT guy whose job was to stop ex-staff running amok on the network is jailed for running amok on the network https://www.theregister.com/2020/09/25/it_support_jailed_storage/ via @theregister
26 Sep 2020 10:21
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Spain's highway agency is monitoring speeding hotspots using bulk phone location data https://www.theregister.com/2020/09/25/spain_bulk_phone_data_speeding/ via @theregister
26 Sep 2020 10:17
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@BorisJohnson's ministers talking out of their arse about software and readiness? Who'd have thunk... Brexit travel permits designed to avoid 7,000-lorry jams come January depends on software that won't be finished till April https://www.theregister.com/2020/09/25/brexit_travel_permits_not_in_beta_yet/ via @theregister
25 Sep 2020 14:21
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Oh, and publish a support email address, your AI bot is crap
21 Sep 2020 13:15
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Sub cancelled. But seriously @Microsoft @onedrive if your system thinks there's a policy violation, detail it. How is a user supposed to adjust their (legitimate) behaviour if you don't say what the issue is?
21 Sep 2020 13:15
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Meh, actually, seems it's moot. Directory sharing on Onedrive is crap, so it's no good for what we need. Not gonna adjust our workflow to cope with a solution that randomly bans accounts, especially when we're paying for the privilege.
21 Sep 2020 12:46
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In fact, if anything, it looks more like a cack-handed attempt to collect more information to "protect the account". Particularly considering you did it to my kid's account previously too, when all he'd done is talk to me on Skype...
21 Sep 2020 11:58
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As far as I can make out your system went "oooh this user's uploading a lot of photos, BAN" without going "maybe they turned on camera sync on a phone full of photos"
21 Sep 2020 11:56
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@Microsoft @onedrive If you're going to block an account because it breaches your AUP, at least have the decency to explain how Otherwise it just looks to a legit user like your system is faulty and flagging false positives - not good when someone's paying for your service
21 Sep 2020 11:54
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@JamieHolePunch Are they really going to name them after our cabinet though?
20 Sep 2020 19:14
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@fredrichmaney @cantcomputer Maybe, but it's a symptom of a problem. Historically various things have been swept under the carpet for people with the "right" connections. Was inevitable that it'd build into an (over)reaction. Too easy to handwave at cancel culture, much harder to fix the underlying problems
18 Sep 2020 19:06
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Land of the Free..... seems not. https://twitter.com/arstechnica/status/1306940802007003136
18 Sep 2020 14:04
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@AskPayPal you sent a mail saying you need a phone number for "Strong Customer Auth". Is this needed if I have TOTP configured? I _really_ cannot stress how much I do not want to give you my phone number, I don't give it out unless there's a compelling reason, and this aint it
18 Sep 2020 13:48
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@mrpcoIIins @davies_will @MatthewOToole2 Sorry, genuinely difficult to tell nowadays, reality has absolutely fucked satire
18 Sep 2020 11:49
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@JamesW1906 @Bob261048 @toadmeister It's like me hacking randomly at limbs and then wading through a pig field, and then asking you not to give me shit because I've had a hard time having to deal with gangrene and various infections
17 Sep 2020 15:46
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@JamesW1906 @Bob261048 @toadmeister I quite like the blindness that lets him say "Johnson's had to deal with so much" whilst ignoring that a lot of the stuff that needed dealing with was a mess of Johnson's own making - down to the current shite about the withdrawal agreement, and of course, Brexit itself
17 Sep 2020 15:45
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@Sweenbop @Murgatr59365901 @mattholehouse In 6 months time it'll be "we didn't want their stuff anyway", followed by "it's their fault, they wouldn't give us at the price we wanted" Throughout there'll be "if remainers had engaged" and other drivel like that. What we'll never get is most of them admitting their part
17 Sep 2020 15:43
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@mrpcoIIins @davies_will @MatthewOToole2 So, if I register https://traitortotheusa.com/ and configure it to redirect to https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump you'll believe it means that Trump's a traitor? It's only "pretty cut and dry" if you don't know the basics on how websites work
17 Sep 2020 15:40
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> unlike the devices of today that force you to choose between your screen & the world @facebook may well find (like Glass) that people around you force you to choose between these glasses & going out The lanyard'll help fling them into the nearest river https://www.theregister.com/2020/09/17/facebook_ar_project_aria/
17 Sep 2020 11:58
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@10DowningStreet This is just posturing. You've shredded the resources available to courts, so there's now a record backlog of cases - the delay means witnesses forget or lose faith. There's no point in increasing sentencing if you can't get the crims into court to be sentenced.
16 Sep 2020 11:17
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@W3ndy_Walden @10DowningStreet This govt is & always has been all about posturing. Campaigning on "Get Brexit Done" and "Oven-Ready deal" before complaining *their* WA isn't good enough COVID was never going to be any different, political gain over lives. They've treated it like a PR rather than medical issue
15 Sep 2020 13:55
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@koldo_casla @Jacob_Rees_Mogg You're trying to explain reality to an MP that's a serial liar. He knows all this, he chooses to ignore both the truth and the fact that he campaigned on the WA being an "oven-ready" deal, and fought to limit Parliament's ability to review it properly. He's a (well) paid liar
15 Sep 2020 13:10
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@W3ndy_Walden @10DowningStreet Doesn't help when the people coming up with them ignore them themselves either. And then harp on about law and order the day after they used a 3 line whip to get their MPs to vote in favour of breaking international law.
15 Sep 2020 13:07
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Spain's authorities should have checked, but personally I blame the US for using a fucking stupid date mechanism. I *know* it's Sept, what fucking day is it? Family wrongly accused of uploading pedo material due to US-EU date confusion in IP address log https://www.theregister.com/2020/09/15/eu_us_date_format_family_accused/
15 Sep 2020 10:39
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@en4rab @egyp7 @CBP @CBPNewYorkCity I mean, this is the country that decided it's citizens couldn't eat a kinder egg safely and banned imports of those
14 Sep 2020 15:56
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@kurtconstable @BenKentish @mrjamesob Yep, the kids get it and seem to be behaving better than any of us thought they would (kids being poor at impulse control etc). Turns out it's the adults that are the problem - I say adult, I mean physically as some clearly never left nursery mentally
13 Sep 2020 16:24
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@jfwduffield Weird, we've had people turn up for interviews with far crazier hair and they still got the job. It's almost like appearance has fuck all to do with competence... being small minded on the other hand probably will harm you at interview
13 Sep 2020 16:21
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@Darren_J96 @BenKentish There were garden parties all down our road last night, presumably before the rule of 6 stops them. All, (well over) 40
13 Sep 2020 16:03
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@kurtconstable @BenKentish @mrjamesob Our littluns school had to send a letter out to parents to remind them that they need to: social distance outside, not enter the school grounds themselves & not have a go at people wearing masks Which made me want to put a 5G sticker on a nearby lampost & scare the cretins away
13 Sep 2020 16:01
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@ramriot @cybergibbons We see you're using adblock, we get it ads are annoying but we're cool honest... Gets me every time, completely misses the point
13 Sep 2020 15:55
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@10DowningStreet It's fine, I'm only planning on breaking this law in very specific and limited ways.
13 Sep 2020 11:54
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@cybergibbons TL:DR "We were told there was a security issue, but were too busy trying to castigate the people who pointed out flaws in our product to actually bother looking into it initially, but it's their fault because they said they disagree with my views and that distracted me"
11 Sep 2020 10:54
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This is an insane intrusion of privacy from an insurer. I'd tell them to sod off https://www.reddit.com/r/UKPersonalFinance/comments/iq1ewp/car_insurer_requires_connection_to_my_bank_in/
10 Sep 2020 21:46
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@wolfniya @MadcapOcelot @k8em0 Oh I agree, I'm not condoning it for a second, but "hey your shits broken, might wanna fix it" makes the world a better place. Its not like working closely with them. But, at the same time I can completely understand your approach to it too, its just not the way I view it
10 Sep 2020 19:01
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@wolfniya @MadcapOcelot @k8em0 If you only help developers of stuff you agree with fix their shit, then there's still a world full of dodgy implementations. Sometimes those devs then move into something more important/less discriminatory, and then we all get the "benefit" of their basic mistakes
10 Sep 2020 16:35
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Holy fuck.... how not to deal with receipt of a vuln report. Even if the legal action fails, it'll still cost the researchers money, time & stress to defend - all because they were decent and pointed out issues. https://twitter.com/DI_Security/status/1304053628248956928
10 Sep 2020 16:13
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@TonyHinton2016 @yaba_badoe @tnewtondunn We are until Jan. And waiting it out won't help - we'll be the country who deliberately broke an agreement, played for time and then scarpered The world will be fucking lining up to sign trade agreements that might get broken, I'm sure
10 Sep 2020 15:57
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@monzo Round up into a pot/coinjar doesn't trigger for transactions < £1 Coffee machine at work is 80p, I could've saved a fortune by now You did ask for a tiny think
10 Sep 2020 13:57
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One of those exciting times when two companies with crappy attitudes turn on one another Apple says Epic’s Fortnite payment scheme “is theft, period.” https://arstechnica.com/gaming/2020/09/apple-accuses-epic-of-theft-in-countersuit-over-ios-fortnite/
09 Sep 2020 17:35
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@npklip @JohnSmi21372434 @gabyhinsliff Cummings and his ilk thrive most if they can polarise the country - Labour taking a staunchly anti-Brexit position only enables that, and for no gain because we've left. Holding the govt to account for everyone of their bullshit promises is what's needed to try and minimise harm
09 Sep 2020 15:36
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@realskan Reminds me of "My wife is Japanese" when she's actually Chinese. Lucky the guy wasn't Foreign Secretary or anything - https://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/jeremy-hunt-accidentally-refers-to-his-chinese-wife-as-japanese-in-gaffe-during-debut-visits-to-a3899036.html
09 Sep 2020 15:02
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I though republicans were supposed to be against misuse of public funds? Trump's spending their tax money to defend a personal case.... BBC News - Justice dept seeks to defend Trump defamation case https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-54081921
09 Sep 2020 08:44
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See @EastSuffolk, when I told you're electoral officer I wasnt going to enter sensitive personal info into a domain that's not obviously yours, I didn't exactly pull it from my behind. Do better, or it might be you having to send a tweet like this https://twitter.com/wfcouncil/status/1303289486219063296
08 Sep 2020 19:00
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Tech ambitions said to lie at heart of Britain’s bonkers crash-and-burn Brexit plan https://www.theregister.com/2020/09/08/state_aid_tech/ via @theregister
08 Sep 2020 14:54
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These lookups were annoying me recently, so I went round and turned them off in every Chrome instance in the house. Don't half look suspicious til you know what they are A Chrome feature is creating enormous load on global root DNS servers https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2020/08/a-chrome-feature-is-creating-enormous-load-on-global-root-dns-servers/
06 Sep 2020 19:30
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@cybergibbons Yep, there's a definite bias in that direction - but, you also tend to find you get forum/SO posts a little further down. Man pages, like the software they document, vary in quality massively. ip's quality is about as questionable as the choice of name IMO
06 Sep 2020 08:55
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@cybergibbons I don't know when the behaviour accidentally carried over, but I've found that if I'm googling for help on a tool I tend to prefix with man > man ip add vlan It tends to give more relevant results for names like "ip"
06 Sep 2020 08:49
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People are always the weakest link, but the very weakest is always those who consider themselves much better than average or even "untouchable" Old and busted: Targeting servers & web bugs. New hotness: Pwning devs https://www.theregister.com/2020/09/04/disclosure_developer_targeting/ via @theregister
05 Sep 2020 18:25
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Sorry @mozilla, I tried, I really did, but the new FF on Android is just not good enough. I removed it today and installed a 68 APK, FF is a platform for my addons rather than them just being a perk
05 Sep 2020 16:35
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It was the FDA's scientific rigour which shielded the US from the awful effects of Thalidomide - politicians wanted it approved. Now, politics is being pushed before science around novel covid vaccines, potentially poisoning americans to win an election https://arstechnica.com/science/2020/09/pre-election-vaccination-plans-by-cdc-heighten-fears-of-political-meddling/
03 Sep 2020 13:16
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China trolls Trump with tech export rules changes that could imperil TikTok sale https://www.theregister.com/2020/08/31/china_export_controls_tiktok_sale/ via @theregister
31 Aug 2020 19:57
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@ScottMcGready @SeanWrightSec The orgs/devs behind it seem not to learn/care about the disruption they cause. Take Firefox: the forums are full of "how do I rollback" questions going back years where new versions have auto-pushed and disabled addons. Yet they've pushed an update with support for just 9 addons
31 Aug 2020 16:39
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@ScottMcGready @SeanWrightSec I know better & still find myself going "another update?". It's not installing the update that's the issue, but the fact there's a strong probability that the new version is going to impact my established working patterns. It's a hard one to solve/overcome
31 Aug 2020 16:35
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@ScottMcGready @SeanWrightSec Can see how people get into that mindset tho, they get used to things like Gmail making UI changes seemingly for the sake of it & end up update averse Just recently I got the mobile Firefox update and felt like it broke everything I care about for no gain https://twitter.com/bentasker/status/1298722325940953090
31 Aug 2020 16:33
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Oh noes. Greasemonkey isn't supported so I'm getting bastardised AMP pages. I'd rather taken my anti-AMP scripts for granted. Bad @mozilla
28 Aug 2020 21:46
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Or to put it more honestly, @ukhomeoffice is so incompetent that it fails to comply with laws passed by the UK Parliament and instead seeks to scapegoat those who ensure the law is observed. Made worse by the fact the Tories have been in power for 10yrs and could've changed law https://twitter.com/MrHarryCole/status/1299040297981227008
28 Aug 2020 10:52
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@startpage Yup, although it took a little bit of testing to get the URL right. Searches on https://startpage.com/ use POST: the URL doesn't change when you search to try & discover what to enter into FF Had to manually amend to add ?q=bar to verify you supported taking from QS
27 Aug 2020 09:11
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@____captainhook So, if there was an issue with my DoH service, I couldn't currently go and disable it in Firefox while I resolve.
27 Aug 2020 09:07
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@____captainhook Be careful with Intra if your phone's OS tries to "optimise" memory usage - https://projects.bentasker.co.uk/jira_projects/browse/MISC-32.html - you end up with queries quietly leaking But, it's not an answer here - Firefox has DoH turned on (I confirmed on my test page) - but I can't access the settings to amend/disable
27 Aug 2020 09:06
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@startpage Nope. Used to use Opera Mini many years back, but had moved myself onto Firefox largely due to the add-on support - most of which are now not functional. You're not in their searchlist either...
26 Aug 2020 22:32
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How many of those users went and grabbed pirated copies of eps instead? Overdoing it on DRM only ever backfires HBO Max cranks up the Widevine DRM, leaves Linux users in the cold https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2020/08/hbo-max-cranks-up-the-widevine-drm-leaves-linux-users-in-the-cold/
26 Aug 2020 21:57
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Shoulda bought Huawei.... Ok, Ok, so its really to do with the frequencies used by US telcos, but it does highlight why Huawei have a crosshair focused on them. The US is (laughably) behind on 5G, and trying to pull others down rather than themselves up https://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2020/08/5g-in-us-averages-51mbps-while-other-countries-hit-hundreds-of-megabits/
26 Aug 2020 21:48
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Oh also, about:config won't open so I can't see or change my TRR/DoH settings, which is pretty problematic
26 Aug 2020 21:29
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All this isn't just to shit on @mozilla, theyre all annoyances that should've been considered, especially silent defaulting my searches back to Google which is rather at odds with all the new privacy friendly stuff. New firefox does seem less resource hoggy so far
26 Aug 2020 21:26
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So you can move the toolbar back up top. What you can't seem to do is remove the "install" option, so fat fingers keep adding shortcuts to websites to my phone's home screen. Also, the lack of support for cookie autodelete addon bugs me, the built in functionality isnt as good
26 Aug 2020 21:21
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Oh and its set my default search back to Google... that's just fucking marvellous. Clearly someome didn't get the memo about deployments not screwing existing settings
26 Aug 2020 21:11
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So @firefox mobile's update has hit my device. Can live with the layout changes, but more than 50% of my addons have been disabled "not yet supported" What the fuck @mozilla? Maybe don't push an update that breaks functionality?
26 Aug 2020 20:41
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@JP_IAWL @maou42 @Treverton2 @BrexitBassist To be fair, if you disagree strongly with them, by all means. It's no different to me not buying Dyson or going to spoons because they're both lying cunts lining their own pockets at their country's expense.
24 Aug 2020 17:02
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@Scott_Helme @phat_hobbit @MrMoo28 Businesses *not* calling Google Analytics and other crap on payment pages would be a welcome addition while they're at it.
24 Aug 2020 15:32
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What the fuck is wrong with American cops... There can be no good explanation for this, they physically grabbed him, and rather than restraining, shot him. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-53886070
24 Aug 2020 15:23
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@StuckintheTweet @Entrenchment19 @Scott_Helme I lived in a place that had a covenant against rooftop aerials - there was community aerial fed into the house by a virgin maintained cable. Had been broken for years and Virgin refused to fix it. Having to use Virgin would be a dealbreaker for me, I'd buy another house
23 Aug 2020 18:58
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@HannahAlOthman @_traceymason Do you also find you feel the cold when noone else does? Thats a good sign of low iron too
23 Aug 2020 14:53
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Fire, I smell FIRE..... Even with asking the user for input (will that even stick around, or get streamlined out), this is so fraught with risk. But then, I tend to nobble webUSB, and webBluetooth etc anyway... https://twitter.com/TheRegister/status/1296975264749170689
22 Aug 2020 07:23
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Physical locks are less hackable than digital locks, right? Maybe not: Boffins break in with a microphone https://www.theregister.com/2020/08/21/spikey_paper_acoustic_lock_pick/ via @theregister
21 Aug 2020 13:29
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Well, that puts @oculus firmly on the "cool, but won't buy" list. You'd think 1.8bn users a day would be enough for Zuck. But no. Oculus fans must sign up for Facebook https://www.theregister.com/2020/08/18/oculus_facebook_login/ via @theregister
19 Aug 2020 11:36
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@Shadow0pz Yup, it's an extension of the mindset that believes workers not in the office (or not on an always on-call) must be slacking off: Employment by attendance rather than productivity. There are schools like that round here, I'm so grateful we're not using any of those
18 Aug 2020 16:06
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Well, I guess I'm not buying Toyota then. Or at least, I'll be looking at whether the DCM can be physically removed. 30k for a car, and then it spies on you? nah New Toyotas will upload data to AWS to help create custom insurance premiums based on driver https://www.theregister.com/2020/08/18/aws_toyota_alliance/
18 Aug 2020 16:04
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Sorry @Azure but my reading of this is: your status page is not fit for purpose. People keep looking there is because it's basically an industry standard You included "Discoverability" in your aims. You've got 3 different status pages, you're failing https://www.theregister.com/2020/08/18/dont_use_azure_status_page/
18 Aug 2020 15:58
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@Shadow0pz I'm like you, perfectly willing to fight the school if they're taking a harmful or unfair approach. We were very lucky, even by the standards of the area.
18 Aug 2020 15:44
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Is there somewhere you can tell @LinkedIn not to spam you with "please verify this new device" every time it prompts you for a 2FA code, or have they made it deliberately annoying in the hope that people will just stay logged in? And no, I don't want LI to "remember this device"
17 Aug 2020 15:43
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A little overdue, but I've replaced my main V2 #Onion with a V3 - https://www.bentasker.co.uk/blog/privacy/699-onion-v3-address-is-live - #Tor users could already use V3 as a transport (thanks to alt-svc) but now can hit a V3 address directly. My other multi-homed sites will follow eventually
17 Aug 2020 15:36
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@jacquep @Iceman_cometh1 For those absorbed in the idea that Corbyn was the answer though, the idea that you voted Lib Dem rather than Labour is crime enough. Never mind that the local LB candidate had no chance of winning, but the LD could have...
17 Aug 2020 11:37
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@Kuqd @grafana Awesome news. I've not given up on Loki completely, tinkering with it for some other stuff to build a bit more familiarity
15 Aug 2020 06:35
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Presumably when, post Brexit, we have crap trade deals compared to the one we had with the EU, @BorisJohnson will reveal that although he was predicted to get good deals, some idiot wrote an algorithm which massively downgraded them.
14 Aug 2020 14:02
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@funksoulHulk @ShappiKhorsandi Nothing worse than "I could see from here, if someone wasn't holding a phone up in the way and blocking my view"
14 Aug 2020 13:15
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Apart from Splunk/ELK what good log aggregators are there? Had a play with Loki by @grafana but it's a no-go: too inflexible - though to be fair their design doc does say what I need is out of scope Need to be able to filter/graph any field, some have very high cardinality
14 Aug 2020 11:35
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As bad as Excel is for this, @googledocs still has to take the crown for just how badly it handles dates, or anything that looks like it might be one https://twitter.com/Info_Activism/status/1293596106207588358
13 Aug 2020 19:06
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@Scott_Helme What's the giant monkey in the background? Those fans are awesome, I use one of those in the living room
13 Aug 2020 13:57
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@bethq16059295 Yup, populism 101: Promise the earth, put on a show, deny you ever said/did it
13 Aug 2020 10:46
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@bethq16059295 Here: https://twitter.com/AlecMuffett/status/1293088559180767232
13 Aug 2020 08:42
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@bethq16059295 I don't think it's that simple sadly. The polarisation is used to allow blaming the "others" for lack of change. Actions are taken, but they're targeted & really token efforts - see reports of the RAF flight over Brexit constituencies this week, showing "action" on immigrants
13 Aug 2020 08:41
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@bethq16059295 @JimMFelton It's a deliberate tactic - they're trying to ensure the country stays polarised (damn lefties, fucking Tories etc). It goes along with spreading disinformation, they want us all to get to the point you go "who knows what to believe". It's the only way they get to stay in power
13 Aug 2020 07:32
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Good. If plod insist on rolling out privacy hostile technology, then they need to make damn sure they follow the law Clearly their internal controls weren't good enough. It reads almost like a blind reliance on vendor promises - bad idea https://www.theregister.com/2020/08/11/facial_recognition_cardiff_unlawful_court_appeal/ via @theregister
11 Aug 2020 14:14
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Nice... The quest to liberate $300,000 of bitcoin from an old ZIP file https://arstechnica.com/?post_type=post&p=1697561
11 Aug 2020 13:19
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@YumeTsuretekita @Jestingrabbit @bairdjulia @techAU @Facebook @Authy Oh without doubt.
10 Aug 2020 13:24
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@YumeTsuretekita @Jestingrabbit @bairdjulia @techAU @Facebook @Authy It could certainly stand to be improved, but my inclination is that, as long as you've used a good strong backup password, the involvement of a phone number should have fairly minimal impact (apart from being annoying - things need to stop being linked to phone numbers)
10 Aug 2020 13:17
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@YumeTsuretekita @Jestingrabbit @bairdjulia @techAU @Facebook @Authy During that 24hrs, they run a manual review in the background. They don't appear to have documented exactly what they're reviewing tho, which is a little concerning. But, you (real user) will be locked out of your existing app as soon as that starts. They may be relying on that
10 Aug 2020 13:16
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@YumeTsuretekita @Jestingrabbit @bairdjulia @techAU @Facebook @Authy I take your point, but it *shouldn't* be too big an issue with Authy because they've made it a major PITA to migrate to another phone unless you've got access to an already active device to approve it on. Not to say they can't be fooled, but simply stealing a number isn't enough
10 Aug 2020 13:01
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@Jestingrabbit @bairdjulia @techAU @Facebook This, except use @Authy instead of Google Authenticator. Same underlying mechanism (TOTP), but GA won't let you backup your secrets, so if you drop your phone down the bog you're screwed.
10 Aug 2020 10:11
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Some people really are just self-centred evil cunts... Hopefully it costs him a fortune in compensation - more than he feels he's "lost" through late rent https://twitter.com/TomKhruisehchev/status/1292355173721890822
09 Aug 2020 11:21
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@too_many_kais @JohnJohnnycake @pavlovs_doggy @safrazie Narrator: The landlord was, in fact, a she...
09 Aug 2020 09:13
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@cat_lawrie @andreinawie I'm sure in some of their minds the Navy is going to turn up and do this - https://youtu.be/QSo0duY7-9s?t=77 It's about the threat of force, otherwise rather than sending in armed forces, you'd send in the coast guard or border force. Using the Navy is *all* about show
09 Aug 2020 08:19
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@LadyRed_6 They billed for the meeting/call where the issues with it were "explored" iirc. Although, tbf, in their position I probably would've too - its still time spent working
07 Aug 2020 16:28
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@rootc0re @stay_salty_ @LadyRed_6 Yeah sorry I missed the context of the other thread. In the early days of salting ppl used to use site wide salts - frustrated rainbow tbls but allowed you to spot duplicate passwords. Having per-user salt is ++ and agree, having them available doesnt make life much easier
07 Aug 2020 16:27
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@LadyRed_6 It was a *very* sad day having to explain that. Actually it was a contractor rather than dev who had the "bright" idea but it still got past them. IIRC there were other issues with their implementation too, never made it into prod thankfully
07 Aug 2020 16:22
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@rootc0re @stay_salty_ @LadyRed_6 But you need to store the pepper somewhere in order to add it to the password the user enters when they try and login - assuming you're not using a HSM, the peppers accessible to the app so is accessible to an attacker, just raises the bar a little (which is still good)
07 Aug 2020 16:18
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@LadyRed_6 Dev wrote and released an update that makes hashing more efficient, but passwords are now case insensitive and cannot contain special chars
07 Aug 2020 16:06
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@its_linzinha @bipolarjockey @fs0c131y Yep, exactly on the mark IMO. The US (and UK, while we're at it) have "processes" in place, but those processes have shown to essentially be rubber stamps, to the extent that it tends to be newsworthy when something gets rejected.
06 Aug 2020 13:16
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Replacing something that never quite made the mark with something even worse. I abandoned GPM for #Subsonic quite a while back https://www.theregister.com/2020/08/05/google_play_music_shutdown/ via @theregister GPM must still be used though, 6years later, I still get a ton of hits on this - https://www.bentasker.co.uk/blog/general/292-virtualisation-google-play-music-manager-cannot-identify-your-computer
06 Aug 2020 09:38
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It was clear then, and clearer now, that whatever the "mistakes" in their contract, they became nothing but expendable pawns in someone's (cough Sheriff) power games https://www.theregister.com/2020/08/05/coalfire_pentest_iowa_black_hat/ via @theregister
06 Aug 2020 09:34
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Network sniffers find COVID-19 did not break the internet – though it was behind a massive jump in outages https://www.theregister.com/2020/08/05/covid19_internet_impact_thousandeyes/ via @theregister
06 Aug 2020 09:24
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Leaving aside them obviously wanting to make "but China" Trump's campaign slogan this time round. They, the same US that recently lost safe harbour provisions, want to "protect" citizens data? What protections are they currently getting? https://www.theregister.com/2020/08/06/usa_clean_network_plan/ via @theregister
06 Aug 2020 09:20
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Mozilla warns more Firefox website breakage to come because devs just aren't checking for SameSite snafus https://www.theregister.com/2020/08/06/mozilla_samesite_breakage/ via @theregister
06 Aug 2020 09:15
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@bipolarjockey @fs0c131y The US can too - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CLOUD_Act - amongst other laws. It does make data more vulnerable and (IMO) is wrong, but China's not the only one with those laws.
06 Aug 2020 09:12
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@Alokzgh @IsaacAnand1 @fs0c131y @razvanbunea Have you been ignoring recent history in the West? National Security Letters in the US for example - there's no "freedom to know what's happening" unless someone risks prison by leaking it. Misuse of that secrecy is the first step on the path to authoritarianism
06 Aug 2020 09:09
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@ImMihirT @fs0c131y I agree that that's problematic, but China's far from the only one with those laws. The US has them too, so US providers should be considered just as problematic - in fact, the CLOUD act specifically tries to make the powers extra-territorial.
06 Aug 2020 09:05
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On the balance of probabilities, and taking in past performances, it seems most likely that @DominicRaab is, once again, talking out of his arse What's never quite clear with him though, is whether it's stupidity or malice https://www.channel4.com/news/factcheck/factcheck-we-cant-find-evidence-that-dominic-raab-warned-of-no-deal-brexit
06 Aug 2020 08:56
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This will royally piss off the NIMBY's - who tend to vote Tory.... https://twitter.com/tnewtondunn/status/1291281269414928384
06 Aug 2020 08:50
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Spunking millions through cronyism... and this is the party that's currently saying the Civil Service is wasteful, and giving an unelected advisor free reign to remould it how he sees fit. The @Conservatives really do not give a fuck https://twitter.com/JolyonMaugham/status/1291244082145177600
06 Aug 2020 08:02
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Re-opening pubs was a mistake from day 1. You can't go round someone's house, but can "run into" them at the pub... It's not just virus transmission though, there've been continued reports of the T&T data collected by pubs being misused https://twitter.com/BBCScotlandNews/status/1290972490991271937
05 Aug 2020 11:39
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Self-driving car supremo Anthony Levandowski sentenced to 18 months in the clink for stealing trade secrets from Google's Waymo https://www.theregister.com/2020/08/05/levandowski_prison_sentence/ via @theregister
05 Aug 2020 09:16
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Sadly this Government seems to think that tech is a panacea. You need sane processes, and to adhere to those processes Statistically, *not* having Serco involved tends to help encourage success too https://www.theregister.com/2020/08/04/major_improvement_in_testandtrace_needed/ via @theregister
04 Aug 2020 16:34
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@cillic I was saying exactly this to a colleague in Thailand earlier - even if we get a vaccine, I'm not convinced that between idiots & disinfo campaigns the UK and the US won't stay below the necessary level for herd immunity, leaving those who *can't* (not won't) vaccinate screwed
04 Aug 2020 15:56
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It's all about.... checks notes... security of data... Mafia like behaviour is an apt description. @realDonaldTrump spreads FUD, threatens a ban, driving down the price and then wants a tribute... sorry, payment to allow the sale to go through https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-53633315
04 Aug 2020 08:31
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@fs0c131y If you want to show-full headers, I'm sure someone'll be happy to use the In-Reply-To to send a mail from ops@nsa.gov into the thread saying "unfortunately he does" and freak the other end out ;)
03 Aug 2020 16:30
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@hackrzvijay @mxaeda @fs0c131y TL:DR - trust no-one. Bin all the social media
03 Aug 2020 16:15
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@hackrzvijay @mxaeda @fs0c131y Different govt's pose different threats to different people. The US govt is probably a bigger threat to me, as they're more able (via my Govt) to lay hands on *me* than the CCP. But the data flowing into the US govt is probably more than they could collect via Tiktok
03 Aug 2020 16:13
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@hackrzvijay @mxaeda @fs0c131y We all remember the big things, like the NSA infiltrating Google's network (encryption ends here...), but Snowden also showed that there was co-operation prior to that. Sometimes the US govt stuffs it up though, like the attempt to seize data located in Ireland
03 Aug 2020 16:12
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@hackrzvijay @mxaeda @fs0c131y It already *does* happen in the US. The Snowden leaks were confirmation of that. More importantly, the 4th Amnt limits what the state may gather themselves - but doesn't appear to limit what they can obtain from private companies, hence companies like Clearview
03 Aug 2020 16:09
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@janedallimore @rabiasquared His followers have quite a loose definition of what constitutes evidence of being Islamic though - see "no-go areas" etc - so would he actually need to convert in the true sense, or just do something that his followers consider too Islamic?
02 Aug 2020 09:37
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@PattySands1 @JamesMelville Sadly, I think a mess is now inavoidable. The difference will be whether Scotland is able to steer itself out of that mess (with time & work mind) or is chained to a Govt that seems determined to drag everyone further in. Conversely though, the Tory's _could_ be out in ~5years
02 Aug 2020 09:35
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@PattySands1 @LewisBarber94 @JamesMelville Yes, very much so
02 Aug 2020 09:19
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@pwotg @RobertJTAC @LewisBarber94 @PattySands1 @JamesMelville During the last referendum, there was much said about how it was wrong for Scotland to think it could just keep GBP post-independence. Killing the pound as a currency is just another of Boris' own-goals
02 Aug 2020 09:08
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@PattySands1 @JamesMelville If he says "ok, referendum" just after he's dragged us out of the EU with no deal, or a crap deal, then you guys are going to leave the union. That's what I mean about the position being interesting - it's largely a mess of his own making
02 Aug 2020 08:45
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@PattySands1 @JamesMelville Well that's the thing isn't it. If Boris says "no referendum", then Nicola can point out that he's denying Scotland's right to self-determination (which the UK has upheld in Falklands, NI etc) despite widespred public support for at least asking the question, weakening the union
02 Aug 2020 08:43
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@LewisBarber94 @PattySands1 @JamesMelville If she's wise, she probably won't, and will focus more on the Scotland as UK's prisoner aspect - Not only did you get leave when you voted against it, but didn't even get a compromise - soft brexit, customs union etc. You got Boris as PM when you didn't vote Tory etc
02 Aug 2020 08:40
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@DatabaseSponge @BellaRudd1 @from7to10 @RealSexyCyborg @mivox @prothero_james So you're saying a party turning us into a primarily service based economy, and then ripping us out of a market/agreement that allowed us to deliver those services easily may not have been a good idea...
02 Aug 2020 08:38
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@RealSexyCyborg @XavierAncarno That's the thing a lot of people miss when screaming "sending our jobs to China". It's a sign that standard-of-living and wage expectation has improved. Or conversely, that people aren't willing to pay what a product would cost to make when paying "fair" (to us) wages
02 Aug 2020 08:36
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@Jedediah6 @IanColdwater I still recognise bank statements on sight and set them to one side.
02 Aug 2020 08:27
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@BadassBowden I've always found that weird about the US - depictions of violence, fine. Someone has an accidental nip slip on live TV and the world (for some) is going to end...
01 Aug 2020 19:18
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@AusterfieldM @cybergibbons Maquafresh
31 Jul 2020 20:29
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@BadassBowden My littluns nursery used to encourage them to play with their food, to get a feel for different textures and stuff. They *taught* them to play with their food rather than eat it. It was years ago now, but I think I might actually still be pissed off about it
31 Jul 2020 18:37
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Fuck that for a game of soldiers.... https://twitter.com/Brett_Shavers/status/1289247114443153408
31 Jul 2020 18:20
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@EssexHundred @mrjamesob Oh they will, they only bother asking commoners so they can claim there's been a surge of grassroots donations. Just like how the Brexit Party seemed to be taking a lot of donations just under the reporting requirement, via a system that made it easy to donate anonymously
31 Jul 2020 17:37
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@its_linzinha The one that catches me out, is when Americans are talking about IRA and *not* meaning the terrorists.
31 Jul 2020 15:33
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Excellent read, even if it is hard to see reality confirmed in writing https://twitter.com/IanDunt/status/1288825097189502984
30 Jul 2020 20:39
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@KebabsAndTing @gordon_riches @JJHTweets Unfuck The Fuckup?
30 Jul 2020 20:30
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@WJTseattle @travisakers Difficult position for Trump though because while it's reasonable to point to covid, he spent quite a lot of time denying it was an issue, and still hasnt really reacted to it properly. Made a rod for his own back
30 Jul 2020 20:18
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This is a good move IMO. Tried @newrelic ages ago and was quite impressed, but the per-host pricing was extremely prohibitive when you're talking about a sizeable fleet https://www.theregister.com/2020/07/30/new_relic_payment/ via @theregister
30 Jul 2020 19:57
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@hacks4pancakes One thing COVID has done is show just how effective biological agents would be if released in the US - between people denying it exists and "muh freedoms" rather than taking precautions. Terrorist or state, it's highlighted an obvious weakness to try and exploit
30 Jul 2020 19:47
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@its_linzinha Rekt 😃
30 Jul 2020 17:31
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Just goes to show, again, how easily old accounts are forgotten, I scanned over @troyhunt's list of new breaches the other day and was fairly sure I'd be unaffected. Notification came through this morning, I was included in the Appen leak, because they acquired @CrowdFlower
30 Jul 2020 08:11
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@honglilai @CarlZha The US's actions, in the long run, may well stand to give Chinese companies a push in a direction *they* need - reduced reliance on US companies/platforms. So rather than weakening them, they're actually strengthened in the medium/long term Either way, they harm US companies
29 Jul 2020 15:47
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@honglilai @CarlZha Yes, it leads to it not being cost effective to go in that direction. But the US's approach seems to have been to force companies to break that barrier - Huawei not being allowed to use Play Store being an example: it's now impossible for them to argue for the status quo
29 Jul 2020 15:45
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@AlecMuffett @ahfaeroey @arthuredelstein Sigh... goodbye simple tutorials and workflows. That's a lot of comparative complexity, giving so much more room for Onion operators to screw up.
28 Jul 2020 12:12
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@AlecMuffett @ahfaeroey @arthuredelstein I'm not saying it's a good fix (that'd need to be to TBB itself), but presumably you can work around this in some cases by having Tor forward port 80 to a local NGinx, which then proxies onto the upstream having stripped cookies I'm not supporting the idea you should need to tho
28 Jul 2020 11:04
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@tigerhiddenadam @Mythic_Beasts @LBC I tend to think it shows the mindset of the person saying things like this. Clearly, if Nick Ferrari were allowed to work from home, he'd be a gigantic slacker, sitting around in his jim-jams doing nothing. He assumes the rest of us are like that because that's what he'd do
28 Jul 2020 10:58
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Good for them - the only question is how many of them will actually stick with it over time. Social Media has a nasty habit of finding small ways to draw people into the fold https://twitter.com/ForbesTech/status/1288021104402018305
28 Jul 2020 08:00
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@cybergibbons The idea it'd be injected is just a distraction, secretly leaked by the government so that you'll look in the wrong place to remove it. When they rub your arm with "cleanser" before the injection they're really gluing a tiny solar powered tracker to your skin
27 Jul 2020 21:16
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@AndrewYee2 Leaving aside the Sussexes for a second... there really is nothing in that thumbnail of Morgan that *doesn't* make me think "Twat".
27 Jul 2020 16:26
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@HolyCurses @OW_Photography Nah, the yellow and black ones are called "yellow jackets". They're social, whereas the Ruby ones are solitary - they nest alone. These ones nick other solitary bees nest though I think. They also can't sting you
27 Jul 2020 15:49
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@PlainVanillaPub @RealSexyCyborg @FrostSorro @itgrrl The UK's finally got to the point where you can do it all online (at least, the majority of the time). My favourite is always "please print this, sign it, scan it in and send back as a PDF"
27 Jul 2020 14:09
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@PlainVanillaPub @RealSexyCyborg @FrostSorro @itgrrl 🤣🤣🤣
27 Jul 2020 13:52
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@PlainVanillaPub @RealSexyCyborg @FrostSorro @itgrrl With OpenBanking and the right tax software you *nearly* can nowadays, So, I'm sure they'll be along with some breaking changes in the Tax regulations soon to set that back a bit further :)
27 Jul 2020 13:37
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@RealSexyCyborg @PlainVanillaPub @FrostSorro @itgrrl The feasibility would vary by country tbh - just as I can't really just say it'd be easy in S.E Asia (MM might be a challenge), you need to be more granular. Can't imagine it working in the US, Maybe UK (though not at the moment). Various EU countries - you could totally do it
27 Jul 2020 13:32
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@PlainVanillaPub @RealSexyCyborg @FrostSorro @itgrrl Yes, if you were going to do it, you'd want to ensure it was using an open format, standardised (read USB-C) charger etc, and the chosen ebook supplier was DRM free.
27 Jul 2020 13:28
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@RealSexyCyborg @FrostSorro @itgrrl @PlainVanillaPub Yes, not without it's challenges. If it were mooted as a product, I fully expect someone like Amazon would be "willing" to help lock people into their environment, much as Microsoft historically were perfectly willing to make sure kids were familiar with Office.
27 Jul 2020 13:26
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@RealSexyCyborg @FrostSorro @itgrrl @PlainVanillaPub TBH, I think the best thing they could do - now they're down to a price-point where it'd be more doable - is just to give every single kid one, to keep, at school. Not that there wouldn't be objections, but if it's universal it's harder to invoke the clique mentality.
27 Jul 2020 13:21
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@RealSexyCyborg @FrostSorro @itgrrl @PlainVanillaPub I mean, how dare they save lives overseas ;)
27 Jul 2020 13:17
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@RealSexyCyborg @FrostSorro @itgrrl @PlainVanillaPub No, I know, I'm talking about here. Our media egg it on too, running scare stories about people who are on benefits "but has [device] and [device]". Same with criticism of charity work - https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7464961/How-3-3million-donations-RNLI-spent-abroad.html Although that backfired, as the RNLI got a surge in donations
27 Jul 2020 13:16
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@RealSexyCyborg @FrostSorro @itgrrl @PlainVanillaPub I don't disagree, but the orgs (govt included) that are in a position to help the Have-Nots are driven/managed by the Haves. Some of those Haves won't even wear a mask to protect others during a pandemic... They don't care about value, just the amount of "their" money being spent
27 Jul 2020 13:12
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@RealSexyCyborg @FrostSorro @itgrrl @PlainVanillaPub Never mind that everything's going digital, so a smartphone is the minimum most need nowadays. I don't think a NGO would be well perceived giving kit out, despite it arguably being the best argument. Charity here feels more... tokenistic... at times
27 Jul 2020 13:04
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@RealSexyCyborg @FrostSorro @itgrrl @PlainVanillaPub I think that's probably overly cynical and unfair in most cases. BUT... there is a thing here, in terms of other people's unfair perceptions. Best summed up as: You're poor, why have you got [digital kit], shouldn't you have spent that on food/shelter/whatever?
27 Jul 2020 13:02
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@FrostSorro @itgrrl @PlainVanillaPub @RealSexyCyborg Yeah, my Mrs loves Kindle unlimited and has definitely pivoted more to using that. My preference for holding/managing them spills over from other stuff, so I know I'm not exactly representative.
27 Jul 2020 13:00
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@FrostSorro @itgrrl @PlainVanillaPub @RealSexyCyborg I like the convenience of Amazon's Kindle, for example. But the commercial model *sucks* - pay as much as for dead-tree, but they can (and have in the past) remotely remove it from your device if their licensing agreement with the publisher lapses.
27 Jul 2020 12:54
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@FrostSorro @itgrrl @PlainVanillaPub @RealSexyCyborg It's each to their own I guess, there are always going to be people that you will never get off dead-trees, and others who go the other way. I use both, but it's taken a while for me to get to a point I'm happy with with ebooks. Not the ebooks themselves, but the mgmt of them
27 Jul 2020 12:51
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@FrostSorro @itgrrl @PlainVanillaPub @RealSexyCyborg No, but it depends on what issues you're actually trying to address and where, e-books aren't a one-size-fits-all anymore than tree-books are.
27 Jul 2020 12:39
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@NicoleBeckwith Yeah, but that reality interferes with people's ability to make throwaway comments implying that women can't/shouldn't be trusted
27 Jul 2020 12:36
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@FrostSorro @itgrrl @PlainVanillaPub @RealSexyCyborg That $100 start-up cost is a massive hurdle, as is a $10/mo commitement. In comparison, the local library will lend books for free. or I could hit a charity shop and get a book, start up cost 0.50. E-book might win on convenience, but it's a *long* way off matching on cost
27 Jul 2020 12:30
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What the duck? Bloke keeps getting sent bathtime toys in the post – though Amazon won't say who's responsible https://www.theregister.com/2020/07/27/mystery_bath_duck_parcels_from_amazon/ via @theregister
27 Jul 2020 11:19
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Fun times... Hackers actively exploit high-severity networking vulnerabilities https://arstechnica.com/?post_type=post&p=1694402
26 Jul 2020 08:49
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@lacanta Again, if the choice was between them and random shopworkers, I'd go with the police. It should be easier to hold the police to account when they screw it up (although again, that doesn't always translate so well into reality)
26 Jul 2020 08:06
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@lacanta I think we're talking at cross purposes here... and disagreeing despite largely agreeing. ITT my position has been - It's right that Sainsbury's aren't making their staff enforce this - If you want it enforced, put police on the door dont expect retail workers to have to do it
26 Jul 2020 08:04
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Got a couple of small bits up the last couple of days Finding the #Vauxhall Paint code for your car - https://www.bentasker.co.uk/documentation/vehicles/696-finding-vauxhall-paint-codes #Saab 93/95 Remote battery replacement - https://www.bentasker.co.uk/documentation/vehicles/697-saab-keycase-battery-replacement #vehicles #documentation
26 Jul 2020 08:01
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@lacanta Incidentally, the police *should* be better at handling people in the position you describe. Not that they are, just that they should be
25 Jul 2020 18:23
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@lacanta Do you think the Sainsbury's staff can do *any* better at that. If you want masks enforced put someone there with the power to enforce - the old bill - rather than expecting retail workers to shoulder the burden.
25 Jul 2020 18:22
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So, basically, the White House Press Secretary was lying *again* https://twitter.com/snopes/status/1286732178177634305
25 Jul 2020 08:32
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@LadyRed_6 @ITCrashCart On the subject of stalls, I've never understood why US stall doors are set 4ft off the ground and only about 2ft high...
24 Jul 2020 15:22
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Brit unis hit in Blackbaud hack inform students that their data was nicked, which has gone as well as you might expect https://www.theregister.com/2020/07/24/blackbaud_uk_universities_data_breaches/ via @theregister
24 Jul 2020 15:19
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@bilbocroft @fascinatorfun @sainsburys @ImmuneSuper Bearing in mind, even at the height of the pandemic, we had reports of people *spitting* on staff who were just trying to do their job, why in hell would Sainsbury's expose their workers to more of that. Stick a couple of plod outside Supermarket entraces.
24 Jul 2020 13:55
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@bilbocroft @fascinatorfun @sainsburys @ImmuneSuper Yes, but if you're the Sainsbury's employee, it's *you* that has to start, and deal with, that confrontation. The general public are, generally speaking, complete arseholes. It's not down to someone earning 6.45/hr to enforce this when the Police are refusing to
24 Jul 2020 13:54
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@fascinatorfun @sainsburys @ImmuneSuper The flipside though is that it's their staff who will get the abuse because it's them who'd be made to enforce it. The Government should be the ones enforcing it, not outsourcing to staff who are on minimum wage. Masks should be compulsory, but I can't really blame Sainsburys
24 Jul 2020 12:02
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Raytheon techie who took home radar secrets gets 18 months in the clink in surprise time fraud probe twist https://www.theregister.com/2020/07/24/raytheon_techie_jailed/ via @theregister
24 Jul 2020 10:51
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@RealSexyCyborg @moebee2 Did he really just say "black people have had it pretty good" and then use "there was a black president" to justify it? And then seems to say "other races get racism too" like part of the point in BLM *isn't* that racism is bad What the fuck was he thinking...
24 Jul 2020 08:35
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@BadassBowden @BarackObama @MichelleObama Happy Birthday!
23 Jul 2020 19:01
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> "What we are asking for is Teams be separated from the Office Suite and sold separately with a fair commercial price tag, so it competes on the merits with our products But then noone'll use it. Not that Slack's great, but Teams is really, really shit https://arstechnica.com/?post_type=post&p=1693423
23 Jul 2020 11:55
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Ongoing Meow attack has nuked >1,000 databases without telling anyone why https://arstechnica.com/?post_type=post&p=1693669
23 Jul 2020 11:49
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@samuriinbred @cybergibbons tracer<TAB> I'm the other way around because I'm used to it being traceroute. At first glance tracert looks like you're trying to do something weird to a certificate to me
23 Jul 2020 11:17
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It seems to have missed @HomelandKen's attention that you only need a shield and mask if someone is attacking you. They're really not an awful lot of use for attacking someone else, well unless the shield is made of vibranium and you're also Captain America. https://twitter.com/HomelandKen/status/1286123244588871680
23 Jul 2020 10:39
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@jdcaughel @thephreck The one that gets me is when I've been in nano for a bit, and then want to search for something in my local text editor (KATE). Ctrl+W.... FUCK
23 Jul 2020 10:26
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Sick of AI engines scraping your pics for facial recognition? Here's a way to Fawkes them right up https://www.theregister.com/2020/07/22/defeat_facial_recognition/ via @theregister
23 Jul 2020 10:13
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Very cool 'First ever' snap emerges of something vaguely resembling our solar system 300 ly away. We'll take 10 tickets https://www.theregister.com/2020/07/23/first_image_exoplanets/ via @theregister
23 Jul 2020 10:02
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A rare step in the right direction. Though, if we've any hope of getting a data adequacy decision out of the EU post-Brexit, there's a whole bunch more steps needed UK surveillance laws tightened: most spying demands subject to warrants https://www.theregister.com/2020/07/23/investigatory_powers_act_commencements/ via @theregister
23 Jul 2020 09:55
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Trump really does fare worst when he's just given space to talk freely rather than being hurried to the point. https://twitter.com/jamieeast/status/1286186975373004801
23 Jul 2020 07:43
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@richardmwatt @0wasp01 @SwiftOnSecurity Joking aside, I do occasionally have to explain what words mean having not realised they were britishisms. Also sometimes why I'm sniggering - like when someone called me a "bender" the other day (by which they meant master)
22 Jul 2020 21:47
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Brilliant https://twitter.com/chippycheney/status/1285962174578466816
22 Jul 2020 21:28
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@0wasp01 @SwiftOnSecurity Any closer and you'd be driving your narrowboat up my chuff you pillock
22 Jul 2020 11:34
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> despite the level of opacity, the results still show a clear drop in profit Dunno who thought it was a good idea to let an ex-VC run @Nominet. .uk users are going to get milked dry for his doomed vanity projects https://www.theregister.com/2020/07/22/nominet_uk_addresses/ via @theregister
22 Jul 2020 09:54
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It's almost as if the wise thing to do, given COVID-19, would have been to extend the transition agreement with the EU - none of our trading partners-to-be want to negotiate during a pandemic either But chest-thumping won out instead https://twitter.com/abcpoppins/status/1285837268930965504
22 Jul 2020 09:10
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@Bignozer @ABridgen Good idea, but how about we make it an inquiry into the referendum as a whole, given what's been revealed today, and as Andrew point's out Remain not having been investigated. Might as well do it properly rather than cherry picking after all
21 Jul 2020 14:43
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@ajhuxlee @Blackers147 @RockboltG @72CorleoneM If you do it'll be along the lines of "I'd happily hacksaw my own bollocks off to own the libz hurr hurr"
21 Jul 2020 12:59
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@RockboltG @72CorleoneM Look at the tweet I replied to, and then explain how *any* of it came true ;)
21 Jul 2020 12:58
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@72CorleoneM @RockboltG Why would he need to? The Government fucked up by "actively" avoiding looking into foreign interference. That's a pretty big fuck up for a country that's supposed to be "taking back control" etc.
21 Jul 2020 11:49
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@72CorleoneM @RockboltG Not only is he mentioning it, but no-one's jumping on the Boris is a criminal bandwagon. They're much more focused on the fact the Govt and Security Services resolutely failed to do *anything*
21 Jul 2020 11:45
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@72CorleoneM @RockboltG https://twitter.com/mrjamesob/status/1285511666059415555
21 Jul 2020 11:44
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@72CorleoneM @RockboltG This didn't age well
21 Jul 2020 11:42
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There are no good answers to the headline's question in this article. They "think $conspiracy", they "don't believe" etc. BBC News - Coronavirus: Why are Americans so angry about masks? https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-53477121
21 Jul 2020 11:40
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Good news, there are going to be fewer selfish cunts in Tesco soon. Presumably the quality of parking in the car-park will also improve as a result. https://twitter.com/AHickinbotham/status/1285281304813146112
21 Jul 2020 10:59
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@DoMayors @PonderfulUK @BronwenGrey @JolyonMaugham In the context of a GNU, a neutral figure is someone who has limited political ambition - they're not aiming to become an elected PM etc. I.e. someone who'll just fade into the background when the GNU's job/time is done
21 Jul 2020 10:49
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@LeoCrusher @PonderfulUK @BronwenGrey @JolyonMaugham Easy to say that when it was scuppered from the outset by one man's ego. I agree it was a slim-to-nothing chance, but it's still a chance that was denied And is still just one example
21 Jul 2020 09:47
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@LeoCrusher @PonderfulUK @BronwenGrey @JolyonMaugham Do feel free to provide some sources for that. There are no constitutional restrictions on who leads a GNU (other than that they must be a MP)
21 Jul 2020 09:46
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@PonderfulUK @LeoCrusher @BronwenGrey @JolyonMaugham He was. But it's not like he was the only suggestion, multiple people were mooted. Corbyn mooted 1 person - himself, and insisted on it. That was entirely at *our* cost.
21 Jul 2020 09:32
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@PonderfulUK @BronwenGrey @JolyonMaugham Except, it wasn't consistent with what the membership wanted, you can find the proof of that smeared all over the internet with Labour voters complaining about the lack of position.
21 Jul 2020 09:31
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@PonderfulUK @LeoCrusher @BronwenGrey @JolyonMaugham How else are you going to describe the extreme's of people. The issue isn't people on the left, in fact, you tend to find the hard-left call traditional lefties centrists, it's the people further left than that.
21 Jul 2020 09:28
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@PonderfulUK @BronwenGrey @JolyonMaugham I'm not for a second saying it's *all* his fault, or even all Labour's fault (because it's not). But he played his role, and contributed to where we are now. He could and should have listened to feedback
21 Jul 2020 09:20
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@PonderfulUK @BronwenGrey @JolyonMaugham If Labour had managed to hold a consistent position under his leadership, we may not be in the position we are now. The GNU was just one example of his leadership failures - as someone else pointed out, he was being warned years ago that he didn't carry well with voters
21 Jul 2020 09:19
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@LeoCrusher @PonderfulUK @BronwenGrey @JolyonMaugham As opposed to the hard-left fantasy of Corbyn leading it despite having zero chance of it coming to fruition with him at the head? Consistent at least with the idea of him leading the party into an election that everyone said he'd lose I think the "centrists" were more rational
21 Jul 2020 09:17
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@PonderfulUK @BronwenGrey @JolyonMaugham Even with LD support, without the Tory rebels, they'd have lost the vote of confidence. That was the whole point
21 Jul 2020 09:12
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@PonderfulUK @BronwenGrey @JolyonMaugham Do you also remember the discussions of a Govt of National Unity which couldn't proceed because Corbyn insisted he must lead it instead of a neutral figure, despite knowing the Tory rebels were needed but would never back him?
21 Jul 2020 09:01
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@BronwenGrey @JolyonMaugham Because there was a limited time period where Brexit could be opposed and the damage averted, and Corbyn completely squandered it, not least by failing to recognise most of the country saw him as unelectable - should've been a leadership contest *before* the election
21 Jul 2020 07:55
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Fuck me, that first ad break didn't have it. Did have the "this is a watch" ad tho
20 Jul 2020 19:39
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Busy evening, so only just got chance to put the telly on.
20 Jul 2020 19:23
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@eviltofu @RealSexyCyborg No, but you're closer to China than the speaker, so that's good enough for them. I work closely with colleagues across SEA, I really don't understand how people can miss the obvious cultural differences tbh. Mixture of willful ignorance and laziness I guess
20 Jul 2020 15:39
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Sod it. Assuming I get chance to sit and watch TV tonight I'm going to send a tweet to @Apple and @Channel4 everytime @All4 plays an ad for Greyhound, it's beyond saturation level. Of course, knowing my luck they'll have ended their run now #c_4074650' target=_blank rel='nofollow noopener'>https://forums.theregister.com/forum/all/2020/07/17/bork/#c_4074650
20 Jul 2020 15:37
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@RealSexyCyborg Doesn't matter what end of the political spectrum, sadly we've a ton of people here who'll go "SG is near CN, must be the same" and actually believe it
20 Jul 2020 15:07
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@AndrewYee2 The only answer I can come up with is that someone's worried he may accidentally shoot himself
20 Jul 2020 11:52
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You're holding and processing the data without having completed a PIA as required by law. By *definition* that data is being used unlawfully. https://twitter.com/DHSCgovuk/status/1285148041117405184
20 Jul 2020 11:50
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I'm not the first, and won't be the last to point it out, but this kind of fuck up wouldn't have happened if they'd got the NHS to do it instead of giving it to Dido fuck-everything-up Harding and other private interests.
20 Jul 2020 11:47
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> The government said there is no evidence of data being used unlawfully. By definition, the data *is* being used unlawfully because they've not completed the necessary legal requirements. Despite being warned months in advance that they'd need to. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-53466471
20 Jul 2020 11:44
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@HannahAlOthman I'm in my 30's; lately I've taken to quietly clipping a clothing peg to the back of my wife's clothes as she walks past. It all started cos she wore a massive hat in the garden and I was seeing how many pegs it'd take on the back to make it fall off...
20 Jul 2020 10:45
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I'm sure Mimecast can handle implementing some SSO special sauce for you - you'll get an experience that's more seamless than present *and* doesn't train your customers to be easy prey
20 Jul 2020 08:31
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This form of communication encourages behaviours which are relied upon by phishing campaigns. If you *must* have your comms in a seperate system, at least make the process "sign into your online banking at https://skiptons.co.uk/ and then click messages on the left"
20 Jul 2020 08:31
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@skiptonbs did you fall asleep and miss the last 15 years of the Internet or something? In what world do you think sending your customers a "click this button & then sign in" email is OK Although @mimecast need to share some of the blame, they should definitely know better https://twitter.com/bentasker/status/1285129618794729478/photo/1
20 Jul 2020 08:29
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@phynbarr @archer_rs That's because you can't negotiate with fundamentalists - they simply won't budge their position because anything else is "wrong" Unfortunately for us, we've got a government made up of a mixture of fundamentalists and opportunists
19 Jul 2020 15:44
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And none of this pressure has anything to do with the fact Tiktok lead their market segement,one which a US company - facebook - are set to enter... honest BBC News - TikTok's UK headquarters in doubt amid US pressure https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-53462918
19 Jul 2020 15:12
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@cybergibbons Yeah, I couldn't have it as our only device and they've gradually made the experience worse by bundling the stuff into Google Home rather than keeping it discreet Plus littlun keeps casting random shit to the living room. Found the interface of my music kiosk on it the other day
19 Jul 2020 15:01
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@cybergibbons Yep, between kodi and a chromecast we're well covered
19 Jul 2020 14:54
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@cybergibbons I like to think I'm purifying the net of conspiracy types. Though, tbf, my TV isn't connected to the network. But thats because Android TV is shit, so I'd rather use the STBs interface
19 Jul 2020 14:47
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@cybergibbons I resisted it when reading the comments earlier, but I periodically reply to "noo only the STB is connected to the net" types with a message reminding them that ethernet over hdmi (hec) is a thing, so their TV *could* still access the net via the STB if Sony were feeling evil
19 Jul 2020 14:45
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@christay25 @LastHussar @Jacqui_Smith1 @mikegalsworthy Parliament makes law, the courts enforce it. The law says we get due process. If the govt wants to change that, their recourse is via Parliament, not via stamping their feet.
18 Jul 2020 19:16
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@christay25 @LastHussar @Jacqui_Smith1 @mikegalsworthy The court ruled she had a right to due process. The "fix" the govt is after is removing that right We're not a fascist state, due process is supposed to be an inalienable right The thing thats "not working" here is the Home Office because they find actual procedure inconvenient
18 Jul 2020 16:32
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And the importance of testing even minor changes is highlighted again... Here's why your Samsung Blu-ray player bricked itself: It downloaded an XML config file that broke the firmware https://www.theregister.com/2020/07/18/samsung_bluray_mass_dieoff_explained/ via @theregister
18 Jul 2020 16:20
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@stevedouble @RicardoTomato @Life_Disrupted Ah gotcha. Yes, thanks.
18 Jul 2020 10:39
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@XioNYC You might be thinking "nah, I'll just delegate a zone to them instead" Can't. their setup page thingy will complain it's not the root domain As an engagement model it's absolutely toxic, there's no way to A/B test without paying a serious premium, or letting them do DNS for you
18 Jul 2020 10:36
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@XioNYC To CNAME to CF instead, you need to be on the Business level - https://www.cloudflare.com/en-gb/plans/ - that's $200/month Being able to CNAME is basic functionality, included free on basically every other CDN. $200/mo just to get that...
18 Jul 2020 10:33
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And this surveillance state, privacy bonfire of a country is the one that @BorisJohnson wants us to cosy up to having abandoned a bigger and more valuable trading partner... CBP does end run around warrants, simply buys license plate-reader data https://arstechnica.com/?post_type=post&p=1692626
18 Jul 2020 10:22
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@SwiftOnSecurity @cluebcke @dougered @POGOBlog @dan_grazier Are Zumwalts the ones where they removed anti-corrossion paint for the hull from the spec, or was it these? I know the LCS had galvanising issues too, but ISTR there was one where the paint had been removed during a cost-cutting exercise and no-one picked up on it
18 Jul 2020 09:59
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@stevedouble @RicardoTomato @Life_Disrupted Nice to see an MP actually replying on Twitter, though, for what it's worth
18 Jul 2020 09:54
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@stevedouble @RicardoTomato @Life_Disrupted You're literally quoted as talking about the A30, both in the tweet and the article. Did *you* read it? https://twitter.com/bentasker/status/1284426227105902598/photo/1
18 Jul 2020 09:54
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That's *exactly* why you're paying - you're paying for the convenience of not going around and updating your accounts. Or, you can use the webmail access and not pay £7.50 a month But, you should *never* use your ISP provided email, always set one up with an independant provider
18 Jul 2020 09:29
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At the risk of sounding unsympathetic... what the fuck? There's a route of free access, but they want to use a "premium" route, but won't just change address (again free) because " it's not something I want to waste my time doing." https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-53442244
18 Jul 2020 09:29
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Finally, made it to the weekend, time to breathe, relax, and... Cloudflare's taken down a chunk of the web https://www.theregister.com/2020/07/17/cloudflare_outage_bgp_dns/ via @theregister
18 Jul 2020 09:06
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@ComradeEevee If you still want to use cloudflare for serving, it'll cost you >$200/month. You need to be on their business plans to be allowed to just CNAME to them. Had an argument with them recently as was considering trialling them, but wasn't comfortable handing them all my DNS...
18 Jul 2020 08:52
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@MaybeImALeo @SwiftOnSecurity > Cloudflare also provides DNS for many domains They provide it for basically every site they serve - if you want to run your own DNS and CNAME to them it'll cost you >$200/month Makes it quite a lot harder to recover your stuff during a cloudflare outage though...
18 Jul 2020 08:50
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@_black_traffic_ @SwiftOnSecurity Yeah it makes sense, just an arse to get straight in your head when you're used to mpg and trying to compare between the two
17 Jul 2020 08:49
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@_black_traffic_ @SwiftOnSecurity Though if an USians object to that, wait til you hear what the Europeans do. We do Miles per Gallon, they do Litres per 100KM. It's a bit like being used to F and being asked to work in C, you can convert between the two but it takes some getting your head around
17 Jul 2020 07:55
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@TehStu @SwiftOnSecurity Ah, see I'm a bit more progressive and up-to-date - I weigh myself in cups
17 Jul 2020 07:51
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@CarmenCrincoli In which case you'll *hate* tar tar -xf f.tar But you can omit the dash tar xf f.tar Or go long tar --extract --file f.tar Or you can mix tar f foo.tar --create test But *can't* skip the dash if not first tar --create f foo.tar test Will fail
16 Jul 2020 15:48
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The only bad thing, really, is just how long it takes to get shit like this binned Privacy Shield binned after EU court rules transatlantic data protection arrangements 'inadequate' https://www.theregister.com/2020/07/16/privacy_shield_struck_down/ via @theregister
16 Jul 2020 15:27
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I'm still wondering if @realDonaldTrump not getting hit is due to some "extra controls" around his account since he was banned by a leaving staff member. Either that or they thought no-one would believe a "generous" message from him https://www.theregister.com/2020/07/16/twitter_account_hijack_latest/ via @theregister
16 Jul 2020 12:03
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“our government is basically turning into fucking Wikileaks…" For all their faults, Wikileaks didn't consider lists of civilian credit cards a sensible thing to dump/leak. The US Govt isn't above that apparently https://www.theregister.com/2020/07/16/cia_secret_cyberwar/ via @theregister
16 Jul 2020 10:47
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Those women were in the nip! https://twitter.com/Scott_Helme/status/1283704148391796737
16 Jul 2020 10:08
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@AlecMuffett > may prevent some children being exposed to child sexual abuse material Call me crazy, but I'm not sure anyone hosting that kind of illegal content is going to honour any requirement to implement AV. And the irony in "something to hide" being deployed in a case against privacy
16 Jul 2020 09:28
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@IanDunt I dunno, I think it could be quite interesting to watch Raab try and explain how it works...
16 Jul 2020 09:26
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That's..... amazing https://twitter.com/AlecMuffett/status/1283678986371989504
16 Jul 2020 09:25
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@cybergibbons Including a foamy banana for scale?
15 Jul 2020 21:35
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@LegoGrasshopper @JollyClaret @QuackDaddyyy @Cobearzz @CarlieBugaloo @b0ytits @Tweet4nita Unfortunately, it doesn't sound like he's in anything approaching a rational mindset. Needs to be held in custody and psychologically assessed. When someone's in that sort of unhinged mindset though, weapons aren't much use either, they just present a risk to the owner
15 Jul 2020 08:16
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@QuackDaddyyy @Cobearzz @CarlieBugaloo @b0ytits @Tweet4nita No, there are no "sensible" options involving a gun here in the UK. Our gun control laws are actually enforced - merely being caught with one illegally is 5 years: getting a gun is *always* the wrong answer
15 Jul 2020 08:06
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@QuackDaddyyy @CarlieBugaloo @b0ytits @Tweet4nita She's got physical tics. Following your advice, at best, gets her 10yrs inside, at worst she accidentally shoots herself. Wise the fuck up, guns are not the answer here
14 Jul 2020 18:39
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@nikkigdlps @Tweet4nita and could potentially prejudice a case against him letting him walk free... The old bill are dealing with it, calling for mob justice only undermines that
14 Jul 2020 18:36
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Looks like we're sticking with harming ourselves as a tactic then... https://twitter.com/BBCClick/status/1283038145391493120
14 Jul 2020 15:47
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@Trumpery45 @cybergibbons @tsohost Heh, I think that's what @tsohost were doing. Except for reasons known only to them, they don't seem to have automated it
14 Jul 2020 09:47
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@bassjunkieuk @daraobriain Sorry it's a bit small, but O
14 Jul 2020 09:44
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I still think Neeva are going to face one hell of an uphill battle, but this is a strong move in the right direction, particularly for their target market Ars readers hated this startup’s privacy policy—so the company changed it https://arstechnica.com/?post_type=post&p=1691279
14 Jul 2020 09:43
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Oh dear... You call Verizon. A Google bot answers. You demand a human. The human is told what to say by the bot https://www.theregister.com/2020/07/13/if_customer_service_for_verizon/ via @theregister
14 Jul 2020 09:28
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@Nigel100007 @ledbydonkeys @Jaypers3 @DavidDavisMP @john4brexit @pritipatel I was more observing the fact you seem to have skimped on a very important detail. Yes, we've had a referendum, and all the stuff that leavers claimed was "project fear" is coming to pass. Well done, you've fucked the country
14 Jul 2020 09:15
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@Nigel100007 @ledbydonkeys @Jaypers3 @DavidDavisMP @john4brexit @pritipatel You don't seem to have included a figure of what that trade will be worth though. If 90% of future trade is outside the EU, but the value of trade has dropped by (say) 50%, then we're still far worse off. 90% just means we made it harder to trade with our closest neighbours
14 Jul 2020 09:09
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@DavidLavelle19 @shineypetal @theJeremyVine Because he only actually wants to hear and broadcast one side, hence his "she's the expert" with no apology/acknowledgement when it's pointed out Caprice is quoting the actual experts.
14 Jul 2020 09:06
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@Don1Gibson @HouselessGamer @Tweet4nita She's got severe physical tics, even if it were legal here, it's probably one of the most ill-advised things she could buy. Pepper-spraying herself wouldn't exactly be pleasant
14 Jul 2020 09:02
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@IsabelOakeshott @michaelgove They are voluntary, you always have the choice not to go out in the first place. The downside of that for the rest of us is probably you spending more time on Twitter.
14 Jul 2020 08:54
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@MatthewPFirth @etodemerze @contact_andy But, by all means, perceive it how you like - not really interested in arguing this point, neither am I here for a philosophical debate. The thing that drew me here was the discussion of AV, though seem to have got caught up in the COVID tangent instead
13 Jul 2020 15:01
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@MatthewPFirth @etodemerze @contact_andy Not at all. It was an dig based on the stereotype that faith (and not specifically just Christians FWIW) relies on ignoring evidence. Almost the same thing, the difference is I didn't come into this *actually* thinking you were ignorant (for want of a better word).
13 Jul 2020 14:59
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@MatthewPFirth @etodemerze @contact_andy Doesn't show for me - https://twitter.com/bentasker/status/1282648983203192832 Unless you're thinking of another thread?
13 Jul 2020 14:42
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@MatthewPFirth @etodemerze @contact_andy I'm glad you can see in my head better than I can. There was no assumption, just an ill-natured dig
13 Jul 2020 14:40
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@ledbydonkeys @Jaypers3 @Nigel100007 @DavidDavisMP @john4brexit @pritipatel Brexit means Brexit* *WTO, a Farage Garage in Kent and US chlorinated chicken.
13 Jul 2020 14:16
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@Jaypers3 @ledbydonkeys @Nigel100007 @DavidDavisMP @john4brexit @pritipatel Even Mauritania signed an agreement in the end, they've an association agreement with ECOWAS. They also have free access to the EU market via the Cotonou agreement apparently
13 Jul 2020 14:01
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@MatthewPFirth @etodemerze @contact_andy I note also that you seem far keener to engage on COVID than to reply to the (more interesting, IMO) thread on AV.
13 Jul 2020 13:55
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@MatthewPFirth @etodemerze @contact_andy Care to raise any specific points? It's the Kings College research in particular I'm thinking of, highlighted in the news just this morning in fact. Re first comment, I think you're mistaking an (unfair, admittedly) dig for an actual assumption.
13 Jul 2020 13:52
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@MatthewPFirth @etodemerze @contact_andy In which case, I'm sure you'll be happy to read the latest findings and adjust your observations re NZ and the likely impact of not having population immunity.
13 Jul 2020 13:11
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@AlecMuffett @MatthewPFirth @etodemerze @contact_andy Yep, just as valid. So that's the other analogy shown to be fundamentally wrong too. @MatthewPFirth given you don't actually understand the law as it stands for the topics you're using as arguments in favour, how do you hope to convince others you understand AV and the impact?
13 Jul 2020 12:41
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> from August developers won't be able to advertise stalkerware apps on the world's biggest ad generator. It's still beyond belief that they allowed it for this long... https://www.theregister.com/2020/07/13/in_brief_security/ via @theregister
13 Jul 2020 12:35
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@Fox0x01 When I went to Poland last year, guy looks at me, then passport, then me.... "Is this you?" Followed by "got any other ID?" Fuck... Normally it's going through security rather than customs that I get pulled aside
13 Jul 2020 12:20
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@MatthewPFirth @etodemerze @contact_andy I know as a religious guy you're not too hot on scientific evidence, but FYI, evidence is emerging that immunity to COVID-19 only lasts a few months. Though of course it's a little early to tell for sure. But, NZ with it's lack of population immunity may be no worse off
13 Jul 2020 12:14
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@MatthewPFirth @etodemerze @contact_andy To take your alcohol analogy, perhaps the Govt should install cameras in all our fridges so that they can verify we're not allowing <18s to remove a beer? Do you even *know* what the restrictions for alcohol are? Parent's are allowed to give an <18 small amounts of alcohol
13 Jul 2020 12:12
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@AndrewOrlowski Not to mention we'll be moving from a supplier who's code we've worked with and vetted, for years, to one who doesn't give us the same level of access.
13 Jul 2020 11:59
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But that cost's money and doesn't allow you to use your "tough on crime*" mantra, empty and shallow as it may now seem * except for trips to castles up norf
13 Jul 2020 08:55
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The bloke outside the kebab shop after 10 pints won't be thinking about what the sentence might be, neither will someone having a mental health crisis. How about you sort out funding so that there're more staff - deterring attacks in the first place & lessening severity?
13 Jul 2020 08:55
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So, rather than doing something material like looking at the things that put them more at risk of attack - underfunding, understaffing - you're going to take the cheap/easy route *again* and just write up stiffer sentences, because those really deter someone pissed off their face https://twitter.com/pritipatel/status/1282597743605817349
13 Jul 2020 08:53
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@EvtimP @Richard66629722 @tradegovuk @Tesco @Telegraph Because the government currently gives so many fucks about what we want? How the market works in future will be defined/restricted by the outcome of the current talks. If you want data, look at the US and the cost of decent food.
12 Jul 2020 11:16
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@EvtimP @Richard66629722 @tradegovuk @Tesco @Telegraph Yes, because of regulations. You know, those things that you're arguing we should just get rid of and let the market decide. Unrestricted Market forces do not work for essentials like food (if they ever work at all, which frankly is dubious)
12 Jul 2020 11:02
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@SeanWrightSec Ah, but there is some additional protection. Some poor sods going to have to force themselves to actually read that java source, which will be almost as slow as it runs 😆
12 Jul 2020 10:57
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@EvtimP @Richard66629722 @tradegovuk @Tesco @Telegraph Unfortunate then, that one of the things that leaked from the talks was that the US were *very* keen to get rid of any labelling which might identify their product. How about we don't fuck our own standards rather than relying on "oh the market's magical" whimsy?
12 Jul 2020 10:55
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"I definitely didn't use that track and trace thing to find you" Sure... why even mention it then.... It was a predictable side-effect of UK Govt's crappy approach that data was going to get misused.... https://twitter.com/roselyddon/status/1281885086347075588
12 Jul 2020 10:44
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Also, it doesn't appear to be possible to ignore mixed-content when in incognito mode anymore. Somewhat problematic as I use it to log in as the admin user rather than my less privileged "routine" user
11 Jul 2020 10:58
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Net internals looks happy enough dynamic_sts_domain: [domain] dynamic_upgrade_mode: FORCE_HTTPS dynamic_sts_include_subdomains: true dynamic_sts_observed: 1594464795.999352 dynamic_sts_expiry: 1680864795.999276
11 Jul 2020 10:58
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I added HSTS to the subdomain under the expectation that Chrome would upgrade the requests to HTTPS. But, it doesn't, it still blocks them as mixed content. Which is a bugger, because Chrome has now hidden the "allow mixed content" option.
11 Jul 2020 10:58
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Is it me, or does @googlechrome not apply HSTS quite as you'd expect? I've an application (#subsonic) which insists on writing in http frames (the "documented" way around this is java'y and gets lost on upgrade...). They get blocked because mixed content
11 Jul 2020 10:58
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Worth every fucking penny and more. Can't fucking wait til this shit's behind us and they can tour again https://twitter.com/TriviumOfficial/status/1281679578142871552
10 Jul 2020 21:44
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PHP on Windows.... ewww Microsoft to pull support for PHP: Version 8? Exterminate, more like... https://www.theregister.com/2020/07/10/microsoft_php/ via @theregister
10 Jul 2020 16:03
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@cybergibbons In fact, looks like WND Group are "in deployment" across Latin America. Side note, their privacy policy is hosted in Google Drive, which feels like you'd need a whole seperate privacy policy prior to accessing it :D
10 Jul 2020 12:56
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@cybergibbons I'm not sure, but WND-UK is part of WND Group who seem to have sucked up exclusive operations in a lot of other countries (though not globally) I suspect it may be single-operator per area based on their site
10 Jul 2020 12:53
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@cybergibbons Reading between the lines, that's "if you threaten to unplug us, we'll find you about 50% of what we owe you for now" Completely crap, and it'll put off anyone thinking about using sigfox in a product - can the people running the network (in the UK at least) be relied on?
10 Jul 2020 12:32
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@jamesummer2 @BBCSuffolk @HighwaysEngland Nah this one actually exists. Though the way it's managed is very Boris like - ineffectual with a lot of focus on technology rather than fixing problems with nearby junctions etc
10 Jul 2020 12:22
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@antony @MariaKChica @freeg131 @Spike9151 Yep. Though the whole thing's bizarre anyway. The idea that you can have agreed to paying an indeterminate fee, whilst unconscious is just such a ludicrously US healthcare kind of notion. And that's before they take you to a hospital that turns out to be out of network
10 Jul 2020 12:07
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@antony @MariaKChica @freeg131 @Spike9151 The US Govt Accountability office said an ambulance ride can cost $250 - $1200, so I guess they've cherry picked the lower number. Though that ignores that many also add a per-mile charge
10 Jul 2020 12:01
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@jsolloso @RedLeader_1971 @freeg131 > What they want if for you to pay for it and also pay taxes, that's what needs to be stopped. Which faod is what the Yanks do. The US spends more taxpayer money per-capita on healthcare than we do, but they still need separate private insurance to actually use it
10 Jul 2020 11:58
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Sounds like a textbook example of how not to handle an outage. Communication is absolutely key if you hope to retain users/customers https://www.theregister.com/2020/07/10/smile_uk_outages/ via @theregister
10 Jul 2020 10:50
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Clearview mention "opt out". That's gonna be a sticking point for them. It's not our fault that their product doesn't work if it has to be opt-in. https://www.theregister.com/2020/07/09/clearview_privacy_stop/ via @theregister
10 Jul 2020 10:21
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Google Play apps with 500,000 downloads subscribe users to costly services https://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2020/07/google-play-apps-with-500000-downloads-subscribe-users-to-costly-services/
09 Jul 2020 15:50
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Sounds horrendous, and so very very prescriptive. Not for me I think Keep it Together, Microsoft: New mode for vid-chat app Teams reminds everyone why Zoom rules the roost https://www.theregister.com/2020/07/08/microsoft_together_mode/ via @theregister
09 Jul 2020 13:39
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Its not just DRM they're probing either - https://smitop.com/post/whiteops-data/
09 Jul 2020 13:30
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@reddit are using browser DRM support for fingerprinting. As if their "new" UI wasn't enough in itself to not use it, they add this https://smitop.com/post/reddit-whiteops/
09 Jul 2020 13:20
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Oh dear... If you haven't potentially exposed 1000s of customers once again with networking vulns, step forward... Not so fast, Palo Alto Networks https://www.theregister.com/2020/07/09/palo_alto_fix/ via @theregister
09 Jul 2020 10:24
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> The aim seems to be to show the largest possible number of tests, even at the expense of understanding There's a surprise eh, the Govt brought in commercial partners *and* tried to milk figures and it all fell apart https://twitter.com/suttonnick/status/1281098557395738625
09 Jul 2020 10:22
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So basically, the reason I woke up late today and felt crap was because @Xiaomi pushed an update to the clock/alarm app which led to it not actually going off... brilliant
08 Jul 2020 16:35
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@DiveEric @LadyRed_6 I read a nice quote a while back: The best con Russia *ever* pulled was letting America claim it "won" the cold war and sitting back on it's haunches, rather than pointing out it was still very much underway
08 Jul 2020 15:02
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@DazDAmour @10DowningStreet It's fine, they're just trying to show they're "down with the people" and are currently working towards a punchline which must surely involve Pizza Express in Woking The scary alternative, is this is all real policy...
08 Jul 2020 14:56
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GCHQ's cyber arm report on Huawei said to be burning hole through https://uk.gov/ desks https://www.theregister.com/2020/07/08/huawei_ncsc_report_trade_war_uk_ban_roundup/ via @theregister
08 Jul 2020 14:16
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@lazaroumterror the truth is, Johnson and his govt lacked the foresight to see it coming, despite everyone telling them it would. His cover for that is to pretend no-one knew/warned. Because he's too full o' shite to stand on his own two and admit that he fucked up... again
08 Jul 2020 12:14
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@lazaroumterror That's not what hindsight is, or what the insult means He's claiming it's easy to point things out after they've happened, but not so easy in advance. Hindsight isn't being smart & aware Course, it's a lie anyway & isn't "just" hindsight - they were warning about it long ago
08 Jul 2020 12:12
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We might all laugh at @realDonaldTrump for being the stupidest person to hold office, but the danger he puts his countrymen in is a demonstration of the danger of electing "charismatic" twats. And yet, we still elected @BorisJohnson https://www.theregister.com/2020/07/08/us_student_visas/ via @theregister
08 Jul 2020 10:50
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COVID-19 tests are a taxable benefit if your employer pays for them Govt is "looking into it", but this is a timely reminder of just how badly they're going to fuck up IR35 given @HMRCgovuk can't even get *this* right, and still aren't getting IR35 right https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-53324101
07 Jul 2020 14:10
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@robertDouglass @BentleyAudrey "I feel threatened" By an old lady and a dude with a camera. What a fucking snowflake
07 Jul 2020 13:08
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What a selfish idotic twat. And now his face is all over the internet, well done that man. https://twitter.com/WentzyIvania/status/1280486370671235073
07 Jul 2020 13:06
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TL:DR it all sounds like so much bullshit to me, it looks more like economic sanctions by the back-door than anything with a grounding in technical reality.
07 Jul 2020 11:12
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Huawei got the drop on American companies in 5G, and so got first mover advantage. The idea that a network with Huawei kit in can't "safely" carry data that's been externally encrypted is, frankly, fucking laughable but probably sounds reasonable to a politician.
07 Jul 2020 11:12
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Perhaps I'm just overly cynical, but with the Trump administration's hardon over Huawei, I'm so very dubious when they make claims about Tiktok. A govt that cries "America First" and then talks about banning companies from their economic competitor "for security"? Sure.
07 Jul 2020 11:12
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Other detail like what tags get used against "objectionable" content might be more useful, but that can trivially be collected/scraped without needing the level of data collection that Tiktok gets accused of
07 Jul 2020 11:12
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especially compared to mining similar information in a communications medium. The viral nature of Tiktok videos *must* mean that any person-to-person webs you might draw are at best confused and at worst useless.
07 Jul 2020 11:12
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The one risk I can see is that they *might* (as Tencent is reported to have done with it's Zoom clone) use Western browsing/usage habits to train their filters/monitoring for more effective local oppression. But "user watches video, then another" perhaps isn't that useful
07 Jul 2020 11:12
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If Beijing finds out you watch a lot of dwarf videos, what exactly are they going to do with that information? It's unlikely they'll feel it's worth the effort/risk to come get you.
07 Jul 2020 11:12
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And if you're worried about the Chinese gov getting your data, why are you not worried about a more local govt gaining access? If your Government finds out your SM habits and doesn't like them, they can trivially gain physical access to you for arrest (or whatever)
07 Jul 2020 11:12
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There seems to be a *lot* of scaremongering about data-collection in Tiktok, but I've yet to see anything convincing about why it's any worse than other social media. At least, other than... but china https://www.theregister.com/2020/07/07/social_media_giants_make_move/ via @theregister
07 Jul 2020 11:12
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@Tim_McNulty @WhiteHouse @realDonaldTrump > Internet, ok but that’s just the means of communication It (Arpanet) was also built upon a British innovation - packet switching. The world wars were won through collaboration amongst allied forces. It's almost like co-operation is the answer, not nationalism
07 Jul 2020 10:53
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The network said it was done by accident.... yeah convenient... https://twitter.com/Gizmodo/status/1280095046918983680
07 Jul 2020 08:27
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Some interesting findings in there. I'm curious to know who was so overly precise about the cache TTL of their pages they felt the need to go decimal.... https://twitter.com/jedisct1/status/1280159919715635200
06 Jul 2020 18:59
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> and as we hit the Alexa 1m, the entire Internet is trusted (likely due to SPF misconfigurations). 😂 oh dear.... Interesting bit of work though https://twitter.com/jedisct1/status/1280179861722628097
06 Jul 2020 18:29
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Just what you need when you're bed-ridden and trying to recover, someone repeatedly trying to call you (on average) once every 3.5 hrs Baroness Dido Harding: 'We contact them up to 10 times over a 36-hour period' https://www.theregister.com/2020/07/06/baroness_dido_harding_contact_tracing/ via @theregister
06 Jul 2020 17:29
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@cybergibbons A fried egg. Ok, it's not a vegetable, but its not the same without one anymore. Grilled tomato or beans on the side would be my go-to
06 Jul 2020 08:40
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I don't listen to the radio much any more, but when I did, I had major issues with multiple DAB radios because they weren't as flexible coverage wise. Analogue radio given 10-year stay of execution as the UK U-turns on DAB digital future https://www.theregister.com/2020/07/03/analogue_commercial_radio_licences_extended_10_years/ via @theregister
04 Jul 2020 11:09
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@AlecMuffett In practice, of course, it's no different to someone launching an attack via botnet - each attempt could easily come from a new subnet, again rendering the source IP irrelevant for future blocks - with a botnet it may also be a consumer range, so looks more legit than a tor exit
04 Jul 2020 08:52
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@AlecMuffett One of the things that really "levelled up" my WAF implementation was losing the ability to block "bad" IPs (because I'd multi-homed onto Tor) I'd still argue I'm better off as a result of IPs being unimportant
04 Jul 2020 08:50
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I found much the same when Google provided that ability to disable behavioural targeting - clicks/ad revenue increased Contextual ads work better *on* me too I think, show me stuff related to the page contents https://www.theregister.com/2020/07/03/stop_tracking_increase_revenue_effectiveness/ via @theregister
03 Jul 2020 11:43
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Important to remember @Facebook aren't the only ones who do this, but it's well overdue that the significant privacy impact of this is recognised. Far better to show a locally hosted thumbnail of a like button, which only contacts facebook once clicked https://gizmodo.com/court-rules-facebook-widgets-can-be-considered-wiretaps-1844245159
03 Jul 2020 10:35
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@DearestZeus @JackPosobiec it's on the internet and the articles seem long. must be a blogsite....
02 Jul 2020 15:43
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I was only saying to someone the other day, that as time goes by I only feel more and more vindicated about how anal and paranoid I've been in the past about keeping data local wherever possible. This - https://www.bentasker.co.uk/blog/privacy/367-why-i-won-t-have-an-amazon-echo - was only ever one small part of that
02 Jul 2020 12:25
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This is part of why I'm so resistant to the idea of letting companies collect any unnecessary (in my mind) data on me. They may be nice now, but who'll buy them? https://www.theregister.com/2020/07/02/open_letter_google_fitbit_competition/ via @theregister
02 Jul 2020 12:25
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Well done. And note, carefully, that there was no need for encryption to be backdoored in order for you to do this. Perhaps @Whitehouse might want to take some lessons from you rather than trying to weaken security? https://twitter.com/Europol/status/1278645035853111296
02 Jul 2020 11:24
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Still strikes me as really weird to see @DavidDavisMP acting sanely, but he used to before Brexit. @HMRCgovuk itself often has a changeable opinion of who does/doesn't fall under IR35 It should have been delayed, so the Gov can get its shit in order https://www.theregister.com/2020/07/02/mps_vote_down_amendment_to_ir35_reforms/
02 Jul 2020 11:21
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So Theresa Villiers thinks that something which has a high level of compliance is "not worth it" because too few people are breaking the rules and getting fined? https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-53252096
02 Jul 2020 10:35
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@LucaBongiorni Reminds me of this episode - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sL01iLsStCU
02 Jul 2020 09:42
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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-53247757 > "I feel like these flags are a disaster waiting to happen," Surely the disaster waiting to happen was letting someone like him own firearms in the first place?
01 Jul 2020 14:24
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Clearly, the @Telegraph should be moved from the papers section to the Fiction section in all shops https://twitter.com/sundersays/status/1278044695151751168
01 Jul 2020 11:54
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@MerrittBaer We moved earlier in the year, when the mover picked up the massive (and heavy) box labelled "DVDs" I got a "what the hell have you still got these for"? They live in the attic, having all been ripped to disk...
30 Jun 2020 15:25
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That privacy policy reads and sounds a lot like someone who thought they'd exploit privacy minded people's data - you're paying for the service so aren't the product right? right? Search engine startup asks users to be the customer, not the product https://arstechnica.com/?post_type=post&p=1688026
29 Jun 2020 16:38
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@GarrulusJay @skwashd @SwiftOnSecurity They've really messed up our plans. We were supposed to become the 51st state, but now we hear the position's been filled... That deserves a cold "thanks for your time" at the bottom of an email
29 Jun 2020 15:38
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Luckily, it's quite clear that Head Teachers are quite a bit smarter than he is, and recognise that the situation is quite a bit more nuanced than his one-size-fits all might suggest. Perhaps the Education sec might benefit from a bit of time in education himself?
29 Jun 2020 15:11
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But then, the quote comes from a minister who's expertise is so stunted he was once interrupted by Siri whilst making a statement in Parliament. So perhaps we should treat Gavin Williamson as the mistake that he is, and just disregard everything that comes out of his mouth.
29 Jun 2020 15:11
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How does @GavinWilliamson propose to handle a refusal to pay fines? The courts are overloaded as it is. The govt has burnt so much trust that in the eyes of many, it lacks the moral authority to make these decisions. "Fuck you fine me" may be common https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/education-53221741
29 Jun 2020 15:11
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> South Wales Police & UK Home Office "fundamentally disagree" that AFR software is as intrusive as collecting fingerprints or DNA Of course they do... the Home Office couldn't tell a privacy violation if they were in the middle of one https://www.theregister.com/2020/06/26/face_recog_tech_legal_home_office_police_tell_court_appeal/ via @theregister
29 Jun 2020 14:10
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Yes, Prime Minister, rewrite the Computer Misuse Act: Brit infosec outfits urge reform https://www.theregister.com/2020/06/29/computer_misuse_act_reform_cyberup_letter_pm/ via @theregister
29 Jun 2020 14:04
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@hefledthescene @IsThisThingOn31 @Kreeps_United @dcstl Sorry. If you "fear for your life" and then go outside where the "threat" is then you're a grade-A moron. They didn't fear for their life, they indulged in the weird firearm fetish some americans suffer from, looking utter tits as a result
29 Jun 2020 11:01
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It certainly sounds like they're trying to do this right, which is something I never felt about Assange (and by extension/association, Wikileaks). An embattled group of leakers picks up the WikiLeaks mantle https://arstechnica.com/?post_type=post&p=1687754
29 Jun 2020 08:45
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Doomscrolling is slowly eroding your mental health https://arstechnica.com/?post_type=post&p=1687764
28 Jun 2020 09:34
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@JHouse678 @pdp11hacker @MerrittBaer And yet, you seem willing to allow a failure of imagination on the *much* more likely and widespread consequences of compromising crypto in the ways that are being demanded
27 Jun 2020 10:59
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Macs, iPhones, iPads to get encrypted DNS – how'd you like them Apples? https://www.theregister.com/2020/06/27/apple_dns_macos_ios/ via @theregister
27 Jun 2020 09:56
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@JHouse678 @pdp11hacker @MerrittBaer A third party has the ability to view the content of your encrypted comms without your permission or knowledge. It's compromised.
26 Jun 2020 17:22
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White elephants in the mist: Google's upcoming Pixel 4A may ship without Soli motion recognition, per FCC filing https://www.theregister.com/2020/06/26/pixel_4a_fcc_soli_filing/ via @theregister
26 Jun 2020 13:07
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When one open-source package riddled with vulns pulls in dozens of others, what's a dev to do? https://www.theregister.com/2020/06/26/open_source_security_snyk_survey/ via @theregister
26 Jun 2020 11:19
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Sabu's name surfaces again... that rather fucks the "I'm just a journalist" defences Assange has been relying on US govt: Julian Assange tried to recruit hacker to steal hush-hush dirt and we should know – the hacker was an informant https://www.theregister.com/2020/06/25/assange_wikileaks_sabu/ via @theregister
26 Jun 2020 09:39
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@JHouse678 @pdp11hacker @MerrittBaer In order to comply, they'll have to make the product less secure, even if that's "just" making sure 2 keys can decrypt instead of 1 Compromised is definitely the right word for it. Whether it's acceptable is subjective (I say no), but the security is compromised all the same
26 Jun 2020 09:01
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That's a significant development for @mozilla. Can't help feel a little suspicious though, because it's Comcast and their sheet is far from clean... Comcast, Mozilla strike privacy deal to encrypt DNS lookups in Firefox https://arstechnica.com/?post_type=post&p=1687175
25 Jun 2020 15:40
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Internet Society, remember your embarrassing .org flub? The actual internet society would like to talk about it https://www.theregister.com/2020/06/24/internet_society_dot_org_probe_demand/ via @theregister
25 Jun 2020 15:08
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As time passes, I'm more and more convinced that someone at @intel should be horsewhipped for the absolute clusterfuck that is i40e. 6Mbps throughput on a 10Gbps NIC? Oh it's because someone turned on DCB on a switch. NIC not showing up at all on boot? Driver hiccup
25 Jun 2020 14:57
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Should've just rented one from British Fucking Airways. It's a white plane with a Union Jack on the tail Complete waste of money for absolutely nothing of substance. Boris' speciality. https://twitter.com/TiceRichard/status/1275833161667293184
25 Jun 2020 14:35
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Cunts. Every one of them https://www.thelondoneconomic.com/politics/full-list-of-the-331-tory-mps-who-voted-against-weekly-testing-of-nhs-and-care-staff/25/06/
25 Jun 2020 13:50
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There are DDoS attacks, then there's this 809 million packet-per-second tsunami Akamai says it just caught https://www.theregister.com/2020/06/25/akamai_809mpps_attack/ via @theregister
25 Jun 2020 11:40
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@ComradeEevee I love that part of his claim is that they banned him, so he had to create a free account to circumvent the ban, which resulted in seeing ads, violating his "right" not to. With a dose of "your games are crap" mixed in for good measure. OMG, he wants the streamers banned & $25M
25 Jun 2020 11:11
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@ComradeEevee OMG this is fucking gold. Thank you so much for sharing this.... I can't even.... https://twitter.com/bentasker/status/1276109802066849792/photo/1
25 Jun 2020 11:07
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@ComradeEevee Twitch does not limit how many female viewers a customer can follow. Damn, goodbye equal rights, you've got tits so we're gonna restrict your audience to protect the men from your evil bodies lest they get addicted
25 Jun 2020 11:06
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@ComradeEevee The plaintiff who suffers from Sexual Addiction.... So, his claim is that anything even suggestive is an issue because *he* has an addiction? "he is following exactly 786 female streamers while following zero male" Surely Twitch can remedy by banning him then?
25 Jun 2020 11:04
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Can't say I _like_ it, but I have definitely seen worse/more dramatic and unwelcome UI changes (cough google) GitHub redesign goes mobile-friendly – to chagrin of devs who shockingly do a lot of work on proper computers https://www.theregister.com/2020/06/25/github_redesign_wins_mixed_reception/ via @theregister
25 Jun 2020 09:36
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Has anything *good* _ever_ come out of Mumsnet? https://twitter.com/StopFundingHate/status/1275782526691393536
24 Jun 2020 13:32
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@ianbone @answrguy @Infosec_Taylor When I create my deepfake, I just register it in your blockchain. It doesn't even really prevent me lying about the time the video was taken, because you're going to have to accept connectivity interruptions will mean videos are registered late. Blockchain adds nothing here
24 Jun 2020 10:28
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Nice tool https://twitter.com/PaulWebSec/status/1275139439220666369
23 Jun 2020 10:11
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@mxzconsult @PaulWebSec Try skipping that step and doing "go build .", works right off the bat for me.
23 Jun 2020 10:10
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Seems like it'd make it harder for kids to "stumble on" porn - though you've still got all the thumbnails etc to think about. Proper parenting is the better solution, but this is still better than the Govt's idea of building a database of peoples wanking habits.
23 Jun 2020 09:32
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Definitely a saner/safer route than the one the Govt dreamed up. Relies on client-side enforcement, so wouldn't stop a teenager tampering with their player. But then, you're never going to stop a determined horny teenager. https://www.theregister.com/2020/06/23/age_verification_alternative_safecast_global/ via @theregister
23 Jun 2020 09:32
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Belief in 5G conspiracy theories goes hand-in-hand with small explosions of rage, paranoia and violence, researchers claim https://www.theregister.com/2020/06/22/5g_conspiracy_theories_rage_violence_paranoia/ via @theregister
22 Jun 2020 16:52
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That matters to a cache that's receiving and honouring "Vary: Accept-Encoding" from the origin. The older version of Chromium I used sends the same as Chrome, but seems I wasn't careful enough - it got routed to another box, which didn't have the polluted cache item
20 Jun 2020 10:29
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Just to square the circle - although I used "Copy as CURL" in Dev tools it resulted in a slightly different request being received. Chrome gives you a curl using --compressed, which sends "Accept-Encoding: deflate, gzip", but Chrome itself sends "gzip, deflate, br"
20 Jun 2020 10:29
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Sorry, false alarm - _think_ I've found it (or another problem). No idea why I couldn't repro with an older chromium, but I'll come back to that later
20 Jun 2020 10:05
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@AlecMuffett you run a whole bunch of Onions - are you able to repro this?
20 Jun 2020 09:29
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Hmmm, nothing on the Chrome bug tracker. Raised https://bugs.chromium.org/p/chromium/issues/detail?id=1097465
20 Jun 2020 09:17
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@torproject have you seen any reports of @googlechrome incorrectly trying to follow "Onion-Location" headers? Just noticed my site is broken in latest chrome (complains of mixed content, citing the Onion domain). Disabling Onion-Location fixes it. Chrome - I think you've a bug
20 Jun 2020 09:09
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I really must break into the habit of starting all spoken sentences with "cancel, cancel" Google isn't even trying to not be creepy: 'Continuous Match Mode' in Assistant will listen to everything until it's disabled https://www.theregister.com/2020/06/19/google_assistant_new_dev_tools_features/ via @theregister
20 Jun 2020 07:51
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Anyone else finding https://dl.fedoraproject.org/ is down? Resolves to a bunch of IPs in Cogent's netspace, but none of them have 443 open
19 Jun 2020 09:54
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@POCX100 You can bundle it in with mine - EasyEyeTest: it uses geolocation to find the nearest castle and then gives you driving instructions to it
19 Jun 2020 06:44
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So the Govt seem to have finally admitted they screwed the pooch on the track & trace app & are now going the way they should've gone from the outset - more privacy minded, and equally importantly, actually fucking works @MattHancock must be embarrassed https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/politics/breaking-government-abandons-nhs-coronavirus-22213932
18 Jun 2020 17:02
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Needed a change of pace, so I did a comparative analysis of terms entered into my site search over #Tor versus those via the #www Some of the results were quite surprising, not least some of the things people seem to think I'll provide them... https://www.bentasker.co.uk/blog/general/695-an-analysis-of-search-terms-used-on-bentasker-co-uk
18 Jun 2020 16:59
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@jonfrewin @starmanuk @zsk and buying goods that can easily be sold on. Money and goods tend to move through at least one mule, helping to break the link between the actual spend and the ultimate recipient.
16 Jun 2020 15:22
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@jonfrewin @starmanuk @zsk Online card fraud tends to be a bit more complex than taking your card and processing it through the scammers systems. They do things like use your card in online poker (playing 2 accounts, with "your" account losing to them, withdrawing their winnings).
16 Jun 2020 15:21
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@zsk But who could possibly have forsee... Oh. And I was late to the party because I've been busy with other stuff https://twitter.com/bentasker/status/1267400411335532549
16 Jun 2020 15:19
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@ModerateRanter @JohnObee7 @ManCompassion @CharlotteHollo She's my MP. She's also a complete bomb-site as far as morality goes - the field of fucks she gives is completely barren apart from one paddock labelled "self-interest". She's never once rebelled against the party line. Which is why she's given a nice safe seat.
16 Jun 2020 09:56
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@able2uk @StaffsUni @able2uk FYI: Your SSL cert has expired https://twitter.com/bentasker/status/1272470101544054785/photo/1
15 Jun 2020 10:04
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@googlenest TBH, I'm on the verge of returning this thermostat before it's even gone in I was dubious about it to begin with, particularly given NEST's woeful history of securing it's cameras. Seems like such a simple thing - just support all Google accounts rather than just free?
15 Jun 2020 07:22
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@googlenest Thanks, but I need to enable saving of web activities for users who don't want it it? That's erm.... an interesting choice on your part. Are you sure that's required? Home works fine on my gsuite account, it's the NEST app that refuses to work with gsuite.
15 Jun 2020 07:20
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@ClearScore Sure, done.
15 Jun 2020 07:13
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@IntlHamDay @Google @googlenest Initially assumed I was going nuts, but it's all over their support forums too, with Google giving the position "gsuite is usually managed by a business". Yes, that business is.... me. A cynic would suggest there's some processing they do thats not allowed by the gsuite terms
15 Jun 2020 07:00
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Oh, and that also means you can't invite family members to be able to manage the thermostat - because they (and you) are signed into Google Home with the gsuite account. Seriously @googlenest that's really fucking shit
14 Jun 2020 22:50
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So if you pay @google for your email (i.e. use gsuite) you can't use that to manage Google's @googlenest products - you have to create a free gmail account instead. Thats embarrasingly disjointed for a company that normally integrates things well
14 Jun 2020 22:47
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@notrashcougar @mrsbiocookie @HinmanMark @BBCNews Not entirely true, 43% vited Tory, 57% against - leaving aside that itd me a majority of the *voting* population. But, doesn't really matter. The number of people willing to openly be racist shits is scary
14 Jun 2020 14:18
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@LoveJuggernaut @alexvtunzelmann Gee, its almost like complex algorithms are fucking hard to work with... If Google is far left to you, it can only be because you're so far right that George W is just a dot to you.
14 Jun 2020 14:13
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@arsetechnica @hackerfantastic @cyberhayden Yeah, I think there's definitely some truth in that. You've only got to look at the approach to security in most IoT to get an idea of how much "due care" may have been applied to other aspects.
14 Jun 2020 08:24
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Horrifying.... https://twitter.com/davidallengreen/status/1272069550746546176
14 Jun 2020 08:22
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@arsetechnica @hackerfantastic @cyberhayden Agreed - I'd be isolating it as soon as I became aware. Aside from the risk to self, imagine it ultimately becomes the start of a multi-house fire, and it becomes known you knew it sometimes wouldn't turn off. Even if you ultimately win, you'd likely have to defend a case.
14 Jun 2020 08:11
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@SwiftOnSecurity > Each component runs significant parts of the global economy Look, you could at least be a _little_ sorry for all the people that are running Excel + Macros as a "database" and then calling IT when their frankenstein collapses in on itself (but there's 20yrs of accounts...)
14 Jun 2020 08:01
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@arsetechnica @hackerfantastic @cyberhayden ^That Won't turn on without connecting to wifi - annoying Won't turn OFF without connecting - dangerous Personally, I'd be naming and shaming the manufacturer
14 Jun 2020 07:58
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@JolyonMaugham @MattHancock Matt Hancock's latest test of civic duty was to stand tall against the crap being spewed by No 10 around the Cummings saga. He failed miserably, just like every other test of morals vs career in the past few years
14 Jun 2020 07:55
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@JolyonMaugham @MattHancock Nope, me neither Quite aside from the astonishing lack of competence (@MattHancock should be embarrassed even to have his name mentioned), this Govt has no credibility when it comes to promising not to misuse data, made worse by them taking an clearly inferior route with the app
14 Jun 2020 07:53
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Excellent post by @PaulBernalUK The only thing I'd add (which he hinted at), is that many of the failures the app has seen on IoW are things that were thought about, and avoided, in Google and Apple's implementation. https://ceasefiremagazine.co.uk/why-its-your-civic-duty-not-to-download-the-uks-contact-tracing-app/
14 Jun 2020 07:50
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@AlecMuffett @NCSC I think thats because we increasingly get to practice at home in the UK now.
13 Jun 2020 16:51
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I uh... I like this as a suggestion https://twitter.com/lifeasasleeper/status/1271283975999324160
13 Jun 2020 09:13
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It's 2020 and @clearscore still think it's a good idea to send out emails with obfuscated links (i.e. lets show button to click) in them leading to a login page. Because getting phished and losing access to your #credit report couldn't have dire consequences at all....
13 Jun 2020 08:53
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@tohaboo @Toryboy1960 The types pulling it tend to also support the US's habit of fawning over service men and women. Forget eating a meal out in peace, someone'll come and thank you for your service That's why they mention their service - it's "I served, I'm a patriot & hero. Only traitors disagree"
12 Jun 2020 21:28
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In Hancock's half-hour, Dido Harding offers hollow laughs: Cake distracts test-and-trace boss at UK COVID-19 briefing https://www.theregister.com/2020/06/12/test_and_trace_covid_19_briefing/ via @theregister
12 Jun 2020 16:34
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@ren_tragger @hackerfantastic Yes, I've seen people stung by that (particularly by a large US registrar who will remain nameless but sounds like a father on his way out). The one that _really_ bugs me though, is ISPs who override TTLs in their recursors (and will also often shuffle resultsets)
12 Jun 2020 13:38
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@notdan @reginacodes @SamsungUS Btw, I got curious what the news was so went and had a look. Congrats @reginacodes a career shift is never easy
12 Jun 2020 13:36
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@notdan @reginacodes @SamsungUS The bit that really gets me is, he slides into DMs with a "you're hot", and then when called out it's "get over yourself". From the guy who thinks enough of himself he's sending unsolicited msgs hitting on someone on a professional platform The first msg was bad enough
12 Jun 2020 13:34
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@hackerfantastic The number of times I've been asked to "speed up" propagation after someone's set an absurdly long TTL. I've realised more and more over time that people (and I mean techies here) just do not understand DNS and how it works at a protocol or topological level, at all
12 Jun 2020 13:25
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@pippyyeayea @Damien_PSB @lewis_goodall If that's the case, why is it only 5years for some subclasses of data? It's not the only reason I won't use the app, but it sounds like it should be an easily addressable point for them
12 Jun 2020 12:16
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DRM on a fridge filter.... ffs https://gefiltergate.com/
11 Jun 2020 19:52
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@AndrewYee2 Apologies, thats my fault - the boiler packed up, so obviously the warm weather had to stop. Sure it'll warm back up once I've got working heat again
11 Jun 2020 19:00
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@McneillHot @karen_flynn @lewis_goodall The best bit, is Matt Hancock was originally their digital guy. He even launched his own app... https://www.theregister.com/2018/02/01/matt_hancock_app_privacy_bug_ed_vaizey/.... ooops And that complete muppet wannabe is in a position of power. In some ways, it's surprising we're not worse off than we are
11 Jun 2020 17:11
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@Damien_PSB @lewis_goodall Because then they may be asked, by parliament, to justify their *20 year* retention of data. And might also bring additional scrutiny to things like them giving the data to a large US company - Palantir - for free. They've literally built a system noone should trust
11 Jun 2020 17:07
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If I recall correctly, Dido made various similarly "hopeful" sounding statements whilst TalkTalk were repeatedly spaffing data up the wall due to an inability to organise, audit and secure their network, due in part to lack of resources. https://twitter.com/paulwaugh/status/1271051239472717825
11 Jun 2020 17:04
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@adrian_sleeman @pritipatel @WendyPuerto @UKLabour There's a definite irony though, in her tweet "I will not be silenced by" when the letter is from a group of MPs asking her to think about how her words have the affect of silencing others. I'm not sure she's read it either to be honest
11 Jun 2020 16:59
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@adrian_sleeman @pritipatel @WendyPuerto @UKLabour Didn't bother reading the letter? It basically translates to "you can't tell ethnic mins to shut up & ignore their experiences because you don't feel you've encountered that aspect of it" > You are a prime example Because she's an ethnic minority? Or because she was sacked?
11 Jun 2020 16:58
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@clough72 @adrian_sleeman @pritipatel @WendyPuerto @UKLabour Racists
11 Jun 2020 16:55
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@LouiseMensch @ShappiKhorsandi @pritipatel @UKLabour Agreed, I think she probably lets quite a few other things stop her doing her duty first. Doubt she'd even have time to consider anything in this letter, having already stopped. Assuming you mean her duty as an elected representative, rather than her duty to herself
11 Jun 2020 16:53
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@Anontiri @Patsyblueshoes @AngelaRayner @Keir_Starmer My favourite line is the claim that Unions are preventing Teachers from doing what they want to do (get back to school and be expos... sorry... act like it's actually over). Because the membership of Teaching unions is entirely made up of non-teachers right...
11 Jun 2020 10:39
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Keepnet kerfuffle: Firing legal threats at bloggers did infosec biz more damage than its exposed database https://www.theregister.com/2020/06/10/keepnet_data_breach_kerfuffle/ via @theregister
10 Jun 2020 18:08
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@katethegard @Peter_Shilton @sturdyAlex He can do the first, it's the second he seems to struggle with.
10 Jun 2020 11:48
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@Patsyblueshoes @AngelaRayner @Keir_Starmer What's that got to do with the fact that Johnson is so crap he needs a baying mob behind him, and then still looks just as crap? Think you'll find parents are also stopping schools from returning, plenty aren't and won't send their kids back because they can see the Govt's lies
10 Jun 2020 11:47
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@cybergibbons I mean, how dare someone record a police tactical belt? And obviously, you can't record them from a distance - in that video you can't even *see* the belt because it was filmed from a distance. And... skim a radio? It's not a pissing credit card These people are fucking insane
09 Jun 2020 15:31
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@zoom_us I'm starting to take this personally @zoom_us. Tried to dial into a call via phone instead. Your bot ignored my DTMF tones, kept prompting to enter the meeting ID and then hung up on me.
09 Jun 2020 11:05
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https://www.cnbc.com/2020/06/08/palantir-nhs-covid-19-data.html Remember too that they intend to keep data gathered by the app for 20 years...
08 Jun 2020 18:52
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Progress so far here - https://projects.bentasker.co.uk/jira_projects/browse/MISC-39.html I say progress, there isn't really any
08 Jun 2020 10:21
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@zoom_us OK, so raised a ticket with @zoom_us and it was immediately closed because I don't have a Pro account. What a waste of time that was
08 Jun 2020 09:51
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On the upside, I soon won't be able to join @MicrosoftTeams calls either. They've decided that 2FA is a must. But given I only use it occasionally, I'm not installing their app and they're not getting my mobile number. The online comms market at the moment, frankly, is shit
08 Jun 2020 09:30
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@zoom_us Thanks, will fire something across shortly
08 Jun 2020 09:28
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Nope, still badgered. What the fuck is wrong with this thing?
08 Jun 2020 07:41
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With a bit of jiggery pokery, can get Dev Tools open. "The AudioContext was not allowed to start. It must be resumed (or created) after a user gesture on the page" #webaudio' target=_blank rel='nofollow noopener'>https://developers.google.com/web/updates/2017/09/autoplay-policy-changes#webaudio I mean, I did click "Join audio by computer", but whatever Set "Sound" to Allow
08 Jun 2020 07:41
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Zoom: Your browser is preventing access to your mic. Learn how to.... Me: FUUUUUUUUuuuu https://twitter.com/bentasker/status/1269897362622820354/photo/1
08 Jun 2020 07:41
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I swear I must have the only machine in the world that @zoom_us won't work on. But I can't troubleshoot the in-browser experience because they detect if developer tools is open and fucking change the experience. Chrome, Chromium, Firefox, all up-to-date, but not working
08 Jun 2020 07:41
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@torproject's Tor Browser Bundle now allows sites to advertise their #Onion Alt's via the Onion-Location header I set support for this live on my site a couple of days ago, and have just got around to writing it up: https://www.bentasker.co.uk/blog/privacy/693-onion-location-added-to-site #privacy #hiddenservices
07 Jun 2020 09:41
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@Wander1236 @fs0c131y I got woken up at 1am by the reminder on one of those fuckers. I'm still annoyed that Google ever thought it was a good idea to opt in to that functionality, much less that they screwed it up so badly
05 Jun 2020 21:11
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Instagram just threw users of its embedding API under the bus https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2020/06/instagram-just-threw-users-of-its-embedding-api-under-the-bus/
05 Jun 2020 11:19
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We have Huawei to make the internet more secure: Dump TCP/IP to make folks safer says Chinese mobe slinger https://www.theregister.com/2020/06/04/we_have_huawei_to_make/ via @theregister
05 Jun 2020 10:54
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Legal complaint lodged with UK data watchdog over claims coronavirus Test and Trace programme flouts GDPR https://www.theregister.com/2020/06/04/test_and_trace_ico_gdpr_complaint/ via @theregister
05 Jun 2020 10:49
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Also, they appear to have disallowed "Join from browser" if they detect the browser is in Incognito, which does make it a bit tricky to check it's not an addon causing it
04 Jun 2020 10:37
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The ubuntu installer for it gets to 100% and then just dies. It really does make me long for the old days where Skype needed a kick but would work
04 Jun 2020 10:19
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I don't know what @zoom_us have done recently, but it's completely, and utterly broken for me now. Using it in Chromium, it claims access to the Mic is blocked despite clicking Allow. In Firefox and Chrome it says it can't use the audio device
04 Jun 2020 10:19
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@deGourlay @bexhc73 @TheMopingOwl @Keir_Starmer I bet you think those stanzas at the bottom of corporate email are enforceable to eh? 😂
03 Jun 2020 15:56
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I am reading the news correctly right? @realDonaldTrump had peaceful protestors tear-gassed so that he could walk to church for a photo op? He arranged an act of violence, to allow himself to be photographed holding a bible? The fuck is wrong with the orange twat?
02 Jun 2020 08:14
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A @Microsoft advert just made me laugh far too hard. "Nothing can stop a team" Except, of course, for the slow bloated mess that is Teams itself... Would anyone use it if it wasn't bundled with o365?
01 Jun 2020 20:09
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Nice wallpaper you've got there. It would be a shame if it bricked your phone https://www.theregister.com/2020/06/01/android_bricked_by_wallpaper/ via @theregister
01 Jun 2020 19:36
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Privacy activists prep legal challenge against UK plan to keep coronavirus contact-tracing data for two decades https://www.theregister.com/2020/06/01/uk_store_covid_19_trace_data/ via @theregister
01 Jun 2020 19:34
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Ouch > his decision to essentially prioritise Cummings over the pandemic response, had at least three immediate effects. https://www.bmj.com/content/369/bmj.m2102
01 Jun 2020 13:46
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@SercoGroup are big enough and old enough not to have any excuse that this isn't already in place (and if it is, is not well documented/communicated). Oh, and if the caller tells you to download and install an App, end the call.
01 Jun 2020 10:22
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If they cannot convince you, tell them to piss off. @10DowningStreet should prioritise publishing a contact number on official govt pages. That way, T&T phone you, give you a reference number, and then you call them back on the number given on the https://gov.uk/ pages
01 Jun 2020 10:21
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Oh for fuck sake. A nation of people about to get Phished through @10DowningStreet's abject incompetence. Training people that it's OK to answer questions because the caller sounds professional is an absolute disaster waiting to happen If they call demand proof of who they are https://twitter.com/carolecadwalla/status/1267116489649393665
01 Jun 2020 10:19
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@SeanWrightSec Platforms like Tweetdeck have had it for a while, people seem to use it to do a news scout in the morning & then schedule tweets for the rest of the day with comments on the stories they've pulled together Allegedly, it helps build engagement compared to just tweeting in one go
30 May 2020 11:24
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None of this is surprising, sadly. It's not just that @MattHancock rushed it out as a distraction, the entire system has been planned/built by a government that's completely and utterly incompetent. https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2020/may/30/boris-johnsons-test-and-tracing-system-britain-lockdown
30 May 2020 11:17
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Remember when Republicans said Dems hacked voting systems to rig Georgia's election? There were no hacks https://www.theregister.com/2020/05/29/georgia_voting_hacking/ via @theregister
30 May 2020 10:36
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Twitter, Reddit and pals super unhappy US visa hopefuls have to declare their online handles to Uncle Sam https://www.theregister.com/2020/05/29/us_visa_social_media/ via @theregister
30 May 2020 10:29
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@HannahAlOthman things that drag your score down might not be included in the lender's criteria, and vice-versa: things that don't affect your score, might affect the lender's decision
30 May 2020 09:53
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@HannahAlOthman Address changes affect it, though it'll recover. If you're applying for actual credit at some point though, your score is meaningless - lenders don't see/use it, they apply their own criteria. It's supposed to be informational for you, but really is quite meaningless
30 May 2020 09:52
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@hairyhillfarmer @allstarhonda @Anna_Soubry You specifically called out Vitamin D, so I replied solely on that. Research was recently released that explained the difference Vitamin D made between Spain and the Nordics. The answer isn't to just get out in the sunshine
29 May 2020 16:36
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@10DowningStreet Unless you fancy going for a drive to a castle to test your eyesight, or travelling to your parents land 100s of miles away. But, it's irrelevant, as track and trace has been given to a company so incompetent they'll probably forget to connect the phones to an external line next
29 May 2020 15:06
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Ouch.... Guess who came thiiis close to signing off a €102k annual budget? Austria. Yes, the country https://www.theregister.co.uk/2020/05/29/austria_budget/ via @theregister
29 May 2020 14:53
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@Jeremy_Hunt @Anna_Soubry Not to mention, if your world-leading solution is "Serco", you've almost certainly asked the question incorrectly. They couldn't even launch a system with only 25,000 users properly. The GDPR impact assessments have also reportedly not been done.
29 May 2020 14:33
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@hairyhillfarmer @allstarhonda @Anna_Soubry Spain and North Italy have ample access to sunlight, but the Vitamin D levels they get from that didn't help much. Nordic countries, with relatively little sunlight, did better because they tend to take supplements. You can take supplements inside.
29 May 2020 14:22
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We seem to be living in a timeline that's determined to prove the Whitehouse is staffed by children. https://twitter.com/bentasker/status/1266368689365897217/photo/1
29 May 2020 13:59
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Good thread detailing the scale of the campaign being orchestrated to try and show "support" for Cummings whilst harassing those trying to hold him to account. Similar campaigns have been seen around Trump, Brexit and Boris Johnson himself. Funny that 🤔 #sackCummnings https://twitter.com/marcowenjones/status/1266104443239530496
29 May 2020 12:07
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Oh, and, although this isn't NHSX's fault - if you want anyone to have even a modicum of faith in anything even remotely technical/involved, putting Dido Harding in charge of it really is not the way to go.
28 May 2020 15:39
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My objections pre-date the upset around Cummings' eye-test. But it's not exactly helped loosen my resolve. *Deliberately* flawed data collection when a better alternative is available, excessive retention of data (sorry, 20 years??). Sorry @phe_uk I know you need 80%, but no https://twitter.com/LizJarvisUK/status/1265954659656773632
28 May 2020 15:36
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@PaulLawes @StuartBudd1 @MattHancock Their track + trace will almost certainly be another failed project along the road. They've bungled the app entirely, and outsourced the manual work to Serco (famous for fuck and cover ups). It'll be world leading only in that it'll be the first to fail
28 May 2020 11:17
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@PaulLawes @StuartBudd1 @MattHancock To put it another way, 60k more people than "normal" have died, and the Govt can't offer an explanation for 24,000 of those. Some will be untested covid victims, others might be lack of access to care (because local services shut down etc). @MattHancock represents a failed govt
28 May 2020 11:16
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@Mad_At_Markets @PaulBrandITV That'd be the press conference where he - Admitted to driving to test his eyesight - Admitted breaking lockdown - Lied about having written about coronaviruses the year before (having edited the blog posts to make it look like it was true) It's likely he stirred it *more*
28 May 2020 10:55
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@SwiftOnSecurity Only 1 tab though, and no extensions
28 May 2020 08:56
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@JimAndrakakis @RikuJuu @cybergibbons @Yekki_1 I think if it came to it, your defence would simply need to be "The product is a placebo, your honour, it treats a non-existent condition in the safest way possible"
28 May 2020 08:21
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@cos_theta @fugueish @taosecurity Ah excellent, thanks Not a popular opinion here I suspect, but I do *much* prefer the way you've set up so centrally disabling requires endpoint level control rather than simply network level control (i.e. Firefox's DNS based mechanism).
27 May 2020 10:43
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@s4ntos @taosecurity Yeah, sorry, I wasn't disagreeing with the main thrust of your argument. Just ran out of characters so couldn't add "which only really adds to the arguments for DoH"
27 May 2020 10:39
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@s4ntos @taosecurity *Most* users probably don't use those services, though lots do. A reasonable proportion of those, worldwide, only *think* they do - it's absolutely trivial for an ISP to intercept UDP53 destined for (say) 8.8.8.8 and transparently redirect for their own servers to handle.
27 May 2020 09:23
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@cos_theta @fugueish @taosecurity I guess what I'm saying is, I'd love for there to be a config option *somewhere* that allows me to explicitly specify the DoH server to use. FWIW I know you're being consistent - I've found Chrome's similar deferral to the OS for proxy settings similarly annoying in the past
27 May 2020 09:20
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@cos_theta @fugueish @taosecurity means I can't use that DoH with Chrome though, because I'd need to configure my OS to use a resolver that it can't use. Which only really leaves doing things like running a seperate DoH client on the OS - but I've already got a DoH capable application, Chrome....
27 May 2020 09:19
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@cos_theta @fugueish @taosecurity > We are not changing your DNS provider, but upgrading that connection where possible. I get why you're doing that, but it really doesn't work for me. I run my own DoH server. It doesn't expose UDP 53 (and won't because I don't wanna deal with reflection etc).
27 May 2020 09:18
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I keep hearing "Genius" used with Cummings name, yet it continues to look more and more like he's what particularly stupid people think a smart person looks like. Something like this is so easily unpicked https://twitter.com/TheEdTechSchool/status/1265175089621938177
26 May 2020 12:25
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A cynic might suggest that @BorisJohnson is knowingly doing something very stupid in order to try and draw attention away from the incredibly stupid thing his SpAd did. https://twitter.com/10DowningStreet/status/1265207499927498752
26 May 2020 09:12
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@taxfraudhunter @IvanDobsky @razor5edge @JimMFelton @cabinetofficeuk It's what any father would do, after all. Can't have your own kids thinking it's OK to go on TV and lie to the entire country.
25 May 2020 09:40
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The replies to this were so predictable 😂 It's almost like @10DowningStreet needs to get it's own shit (#cumgate) in order if it has _any_ hope of people listening to advice https://twitter.com/10DowningStreet/status/1264846655108657152
25 May 2020 09:24
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@JKaye82 @danbloom1 "We've been very clear" They don't quite get it's for the listener, not the speaker, to decide whether a message has been clear. If the receiver feels it isn't, then you haven't been clear enough. A bit like, it's not for the culprit to say whether they broke the law or not
25 May 2020 09:20
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@phathacks @PiotrSec @shoe0nhead There's a certain irony in the fact that their pages have a "Click here to report abusive comments" link on them, as if the rest of the page wasn't a trashfire
15 May 2020 09:10
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@EpicWolverine @SwiftOnSecurity The one that gets me is @LinkedIn. I get what feels like endless emails from them with "so and so is using LinkedIN, join them" I use service specific mailbox names, so the address linkedin pull out of people's contacts doesn't match the address I use for LI.
15 May 2020 08:56
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@TheNeilAbraham @Perhamface @TheRegister @VodafoneUK If this is accurate, then Vodafone need to fix a pretty stupid bug in their firmware. https://twitter.com/bentasker/status/1261203821855936512/photo/1
15 May 2020 07:56
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@LittleGrayCat @JolyonMaugham @JeffPaffett Alongside food which is "too good" for us, because it's for the export market.
15 May 2020 07:53
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I particularly like that support got people to factory reset (read wipe) their phones for no benefit. Xiaomi Mi 9 owners furious after dodgy Vodafone software patch bricked their mobes https://www.theregister.co.uk/2020/05/14/xiaomi_mi_9_vodafone_patch/ via @theregister
14 May 2020 15:54
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Oh well @SkyUK, at least you can still run with "not always down during the pandemic like @virginmedia were"
13 May 2020 16:54
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Sky Broadband is not the UK's cheapest, growls ad watchdog https://www.theregister.co.uk/2020/05/13/sky_broadband_asa_ruling_misleading_ad/ via @theregister
13 May 2020 16:53
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3 hours he was singing for.... I think I'd have called them too Driveway karaoke singer who wanted to lift lockdown spirits cops council noise complaint https://www.theregister.co.uk/2020/05/13/lockdown_karaoke_noise_complaint/ via @theregister
13 May 2020 16:50
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@ComradeEevee @RealSexyCyborg Me too. I get very odd looks if I wear it out. Bought it as "better than nothing" because I needed to drill some holes and all the proper masks had been panic bought.
13 May 2020 14:30
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@MsCCollins1 @1BJDJ @SkyNewsBreak Yes, apparently people are addicted to being able to put food on the table and pay their bills.
12 May 2020 11:50
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So it turns out @bryanadams is an incoherent racist cunt. Is bat eating relevant if they "made" the virus out of greed? So unfortunate that this global pandemic has inconvenienced him.... Prick https://twitter.com/bentasker/status/1260160767510396930/photo/1
12 May 2020 10:51
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UK finds itself almost alone with centralized virus contact-tracing app that probably won't work well, asks for your location, may be illegal https://www.theregister.co.uk/2020/05/05/uk_coronavirus_app/ via @theregister
11 May 2020 09:20
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@AndrewYee2 Even 2m apart wouldn't be enough - I suspect the same issue/advice that applies to joggers would apply here - even 2m apart there isn't time for the droplets from the person in front to reach the ground.
09 May 2020 08:39
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@andyserkis has been streaming all day in our house, impressed he managed to get through it all, and an hour faster than planned
08 May 2020 20:02
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@rachcloke @Bewildered1968 @Evertype @nmstoker @andyserkis Ah here we go https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QOF_r_Y5-A
08 May 2020 09:06
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@rachcloke @Bewildered1968 @Evertype @nmstoker @andyserkis The GoFundMe page says 10am BST, just to throw even more confusion into the mix
08 May 2020 09:06
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@MarkSharon_DP @BBCTech @BBCClick The app is going to become a thing in one form or another, so rather than tilting at windmills it's better to pressure them to release something that has a chance of working, and pays due care to privacy (their choice does, oh, neither of those)
07 May 2020 17:20
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@MarkSharon_DP @BBCTech @BBCClick It actually matters a lot which version, but the comparison between the two options is *not* in UK Govts favour. They've made a dumb decision with extremely poor justification, which is going to hinder uptake because of the trust issues it causes
07 May 2020 17:19
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but it looks like he's gone with the Tory crowd and instead given public money to "friends" to create something completely unsuitable. That those people were involved with https://leave.eu/ is total coincidence, honest.
07 May 2020 17:16
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"World Split" No. The UK is stupidly insisting on a centralized model that also has various other implementation issues (like not being able to poll in the bkground), while the rest of the world goes with a solution that actually works They claimed @MattHancock was good at tech https://twitter.com/BBCTech/status/1258386037166026752
07 May 2020 17:16
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@AndrewOrlowski > data is only stored on the phones themselves, this is seen as being more private by some experts Any chance they can produce the experts who think it's less private to only store the data on the phone themselves? They might have *other objections*, but to this?
07 May 2020 08:05
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That's O2's reliability destroyed then. https://twitter.com/BBCNews/status/1258287810659917826
07 May 2020 07:37
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@bellaswoosh @Mclean1Chris @KilburnHerald Oh I agree, the decision shouldn't be based solely on the personalities involved (just as we shouldn't vote based on personality). It's just that in this case personality is a tiny bit of the reasons stacking up against installing their app
04 May 2020 16:38
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@neil_neilzone @aaisp Thanks - not just me going nuts then (it's been one of those days).
04 May 2020 14:38
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@aaisp are you having issues? Just started seeing issues with loss. I also keep getting network unreachable when trying to hit AWS hosts. Can hit those same hosts from a digital ocean VM just fine https://twitter.com/bentasker/status/1257317707441037315/photo/1
04 May 2020 14:34
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@bellaswoosh @Mclean1Chris @KilburnHerald Even if you trust their motives (I don't) you *have* to question the competence of building up a centralised database than can end up getting compromised when there was an option that allowed you to avoid having that database in the first place.
04 May 2020 12:27
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@bellaswoosh @Mclean1Chris @KilburnHerald They rejected a more privacy-centric decentralized model in favour of a centralised model, claiming some fairly dubious benefits that'll fail to materialise when it's placed under any demand. App perms don't really come into it https://www.theregister.co.uk/2020/04/28/uk_coronavirus_google_apple_api/
04 May 2020 12:25
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@find_evil @alexbloor Easily done in my experience - I work with people across the globe so periodically find my meaning is either being missed or misread.
04 May 2020 12:03
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@alexbloor To be honest, I think she's missed *all* the context of this, as well as taking what I'd describe a very american reading of what was written in that one tweet. His tweet doesn't read as a threat to me, *at all*, it's self-deprecating humour.
04 May 2020 10:57
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@cybergibbons @hookgab @craiu @iblametom Kinda my thinking, particularly as an overblock is easier to pick up on - something broke - than retrospectively finding you missed something.
03 May 2020 19:30
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We had been binging Four in a bed, but @channel4 have changed the all4 app so Fiab is no longer listed by series and is just 1 long list instead. So we've lost our place because the app's crap and forgets where you were.
03 May 2020 19:28
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@hookgab @craiu @cybergibbons @iblametom For other things, they also periodically use .global. instead of .intl. (found in my dns logs) - not clear whether its a fallback or a choice, but seems to support all the same subdomains Ive ended up just feeding some regexes into pihole and accepting it may overblock at times.
03 May 2020 19:07
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@cybergibbons @JimAndrakakis @_Responsibles Yeah, it's almost like people are reading it exactly as intended, followed by some backtracking/denial.
03 May 2020 15:59
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@JimAndrakakis @_Responsibles @cybergibbons So maybe it isn't a threat, maybe @cybergibbons will like being "started" for 24 hours - depending on who's doing it and how *cough*smash my jigglypuff*cough*
03 May 2020 14:52
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@JimAndrakakis @_Responsibles @cybergibbons To be fair "We'll give you a 24hr start" is crap English. In what way is @cybergibbons start being ramped over 24h and is he not in fact already running? Unless they meant to say headstart in which case criticising *your* handle on English is a bit pot calling kettle black
03 May 2020 14:51
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As Brit cyber-spies drop 'whitelist' and 'blacklist', tech boss says: If you’re thinking about getting in touch saying this is political correctness gone mad, don’t bother https://www.theregister.co.uk/2020/05/02/uks_ncsc_whitelist_blacklist/ via @theregister
03 May 2020 08:53
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@eric_180uk @JJHTweets Its worse than you think in some ways. There's a more privacy sensitive approach to track + trace available, and in use by other countries. They rejected it and chose to self-implement a more centralised model. I'd have considered the former. https://twitter.com/bentasker/status/1255079397616422912
03 May 2020 08:51
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@cybergibbons I laughed when I read that bit. Because, CNAMEs aren't a thing, and you'd never, ever have a subdomain (3 labels deep at that) resolve to someone else's servers. Or... you know... self host someone else's application.
01 May 2020 17:41
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Google photos did the "rediscover this day" notifications thing. It chose 2017. This day in 2017 I.... cracked my windscreen. Mind you, that means I went outside, so in some ways I guess it *should* be a happy memory https://twitter.com/bentasker/status/1256270313270251520/photo/1
01 May 2020 17:12
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@smithbloks @Peachykwen @Don1Gibson @galaxy_gizmo @korviliath @Tweet4nita Also, did you really just like your own tweet? We had kids shot in a school and decided that was enough. America went the other way. Talk about general pop if you want, but you cant ignore the schools. Must really suck to live your life in fear though, you have my sympathies
30 Apr 2020 20:10
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@smithbloks @Peachykwen @Don1Gibson @galaxy_gizmo @korviliath @Tweet4nita You seem to have made the mistake of thinking I and the person I was replying to were in any way serious. We were taking the fucking piss mate. Your argument was laughable and has been shot (sorry, knifed) down repeatedly online. It just not worth the effort
30 Apr 2020 20:07
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@Jabo_SCO @cybergibbons Last time I spent >= 6 hours working on the car was during the heatwave last year. Got a kidney infection as a result, n just havent felt as motivated to do the bigger jobs since
29 Apr 2020 21:04
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@InfoSecHotSpot Hopefully he can knock some sense into them and get them to follow a more privacy-focused model (as Germany have now chosen to) so that they're not sacrificing uptake for some pretty mediocre gains.
29 Apr 2020 15:52
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@_ybarbo @HeadmontonOil @eugenegu @elonmusk I'd say he knows a lot less in some areas than he _thinks_ he does. It's not at all uncommon amongst people perceived as brilliant in other areas. Success can come from diving head first into new things, but the same approach makes you look a complete prick when you're wrong
29 Apr 2020 15:31
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@AmazonHelp Just as a side note to this.The product appears to have been removed from the "has been dispatched" mails, but at the bottom of the mail it says "frequently bought together with [product]" So any privacy benefit of removing the itemisation is lost
28 Apr 2020 18:49
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@Mclark1502 @cjsnowdon OK, but if you wanna go that route we need to look at why our warning systems failed. Trump refusing to nominate anyone for WHO and so letting China influence them cannot be ignored. Nor can trying to ignore the issue once it was here. China aren't blameless, but it's not 100%
28 Apr 2020 16:53
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Nine million logs of Brits' road journeys spill onto the internet from password-less number-plate camera dashboard https://www.theregister.co.uk/2020/04/28/anpr_sheffield_council/ via @theregister
28 Apr 2020 13:41
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This, so much this - #c_4021575' target=_blank rel='nofollow noopener'>https://forums.theregister.co.uk/forum/all/2020/04/28/uk_coronavirus_google_apple_api/#c_4021575 "The most important thing is to get enough people to use the app such that the contact tracking works. Farting around with additional functionality that might subsequently reduce the number of installs is idiotic"
28 Apr 2020 10:28
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Sorry @NHSUK but I'm not going to run your app when a more privacy sensitive model exists and is proven. UK snubs Apple-Google coronavirus app API, insists on British control of data, promises to protect privacy https://www.theregister.co.uk/2020/04/28/uk_coronavirus_google_apple_api/
28 Apr 2020 10:20
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@FeelitWorking @macainrias @cybergibbons You can, yeah, that's effectively the first stage of this - https://www.bentasker.co.uk/documentation/security/282-infiltrating-a-network-via-powerline-homeplugav-adapters Though that looks for MACs rather than NID's, the effect is the same
28 Apr 2020 09:58
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Jesus, I know they should have secured their call, but it's really overstepping the mark to join their staff call https://twitter.com/felixsalmon/status/1254806351932534784
27 Apr 2020 16:51
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> This is the first in a series of emails to help you get the most out of Teams. FML @Microsoft need to get a "no, don't want any more" button into these mails.
27 Apr 2020 11:23
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The mails you then get from Microsoft "share your team with others" don't have a "sod off, don't bother me again" link either, so I fully expect I'm going to be getting irritated by those for months
27 Apr 2020 11:16
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But, I'm not using this for school and I *don't want to set up a new team* I want to join someone else's call, and unfortunately they're using Teams. Signup really needs a "I'm doing this under duress" option
27 Apr 2020 11:16
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Oh, and while I'm at it, the signup process for Teams is stupid. How will you use it - School - Family/Friends - Talk to workmates If you choose Family/Friends it tells you to sod off and use skype
27 Apr 2020 11:16
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Right, turns out it's just bastard slow. 5 mins sat on a grey screen and then eventually it loads the interface. This *must* be using electron... oh wadda ya know it is
27 Apr 2020 10:45
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Does anyone have any experience of getting @MicrosoftTeams to actually fucking work on Linux? I need to join a call tomorrow - all I get is a white screen from their desktop app. Same in Chrome. Having a bad day anyway, without this shite
27 Apr 2020 10:42
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Who'd have though in 2020 we'd see the president of the USA not only suggesting the internal use of disinfectant, but then demonstrating he has no idea what sarcasm actually is. https://twitter.com/Tucker5law/status/1253752677265289217
25 Apr 2020 08:01
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Scary https://twitter.com/TimOBrien/status/1253501765644963845
24 Apr 2020 07:11
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@AmazonHelp Thanks, either a toggle to re-enable including the purchased items in the mail, or a toggle to turn those mails off completely. My session with Amazon doesn't last beyond tab close, so having a "Track your package" button in the mail isn't much use (and encourages bad habits)
23 Apr 2020 16:33
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Why should the UK pensions watchdog be able to spy on your internet activities? Same reason as the Environment Agency and many more https://www.theregister.co.uk/2020/04/23/uk_snoopers_charter_sequel/ via @theregister
23 Apr 2020 13:51
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@AmazonUK is there a setting somewhere for order notification emails so that you'll go back to putting what the items are into "will be delivered today" emails? I get why they were removed, but the emails are useless without that info
23 Apr 2020 13:46
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Had a quick look at the Cynet 360 endpoint #security solution the other day. It doesn't validate certificates for it's C&C connections so can be MiTM'd (and it allows running C&C to run arbitrary commands as root...) https://www.bentasker.co.uk/blog/security/690-cynet-360-fetches-executable-modules-insecurely #ssl #tls
23 Apr 2020 11:32
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@TaskForceAEGIS @tnewtondunn And yet, rather than pointing that out, our government have chosen to lie about it. That's not exactly re-assuring is it? I hope you're directing the same level of scrutiny at our lot as you are at the EU. One being bad does not automatically make the other good.
22 Apr 2020 10:51
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@mattshort10 @MashManMandela @genji2000 @montie @LiamFox @ConHome I'm really not sure which episodes you've been watching to have reached that conclusion, but the underlying point remains the same - the BBC QT audience suffers from such a level of entryism you can't help but wonder if it's assisted.
20 Apr 2020 10:39
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@MashManMandela @mattshort10 @genji2000 @montie @LiamFox @ConHome And of course Audience members who turn out to be ex-UKIP candidates and the like
20 Apr 2020 08:42
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Its a harsh reminder you live in a tech bubble when you see a national paper call @cloudflare "little known" https://twitter.com/guardiantech/status/1250822777080147968
16 Apr 2020 18:09
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@billy_no_mates1 @cfc1959BH @DonnyCummings4 @Albatrossbyname @NeilVirani @piersmorgan @GMB @Ofcom @realDonaldTrump Thing is, it works the other way round too - there are plenty of US hacks that noone here has heard of or gives a shit about. Ben Shapiro pulling a "I'm popular, you're not" @afneil was the first time a lot of people in the UK had even *heard* of Shapiro.
16 Apr 2020 11:09
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@alexbloor And now you made me think of this - https://www.amazon.com/Perfect-bacon-BLZ-33154-Bacon-Bowl/dp/B00HDPMXOG We were monitoring streams late one nightshift, and American TV started showing an advert for one of these. Several were ordered that night.
15 Apr 2020 16:01
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@cfc1959BH @DonnyCummings4 @Albatrossbyname @NeilVirani @piersmorgan @GMB @Ofcom @realDonaldTrump You've not seen his latest then? https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8217357/PIERS-MORGAN-America-doesnt-want-King-Trump-petty-Emperor-no-clothes.html It's pretty scathing by any standard, but to have been written about Trump by Morgan, it's astounding.
15 Apr 2020 15:58
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@The_Bossman525 @markroper99 @LizJarvisUK @Anna_Soubry @piersmorgan Thank fuck for that. I had hoped you perhaps meant that, but sometimes you really can't tell nowadays.
15 Apr 2020 10:43
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@The_Bossman525 @markroper99 @LizJarvisUK @Anna_Soubry @piersmorgan I think we're just going to have to disagree here. "Shedding" the vulnerable is entirely unacceptable in my view. And call it what it is - abandonment. But, you're right on the testing - they should have been testing heavily from the outset rather than making excuses.
15 Apr 2020 10:22
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@The_Bossman525 @markroper99 @LizJarvisUK @Anna_Soubry @piersmorgan You can't simply blame the population. Part of Govt's job is to make sure what they do works with the pop. Choosing a strategy that doesn't fit is a fuck up (regardless of whether there's truth in the idea people are too thick or not). A more experienced govt might have seen that
15 Apr 2020 10:20
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@The_Bossman525 @markroper99 @LizJarvisUK @Anna_Soubry @piersmorgan Don't get me wrong, Labour should have got rid of Corbyn long, long ago. But the type of mistakes he'd have made are likely very different to the mistakes this lot have been making.
15 Apr 2020 10:02
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@The_Bossman525 @markroper99 @LizJarvisUK @Anna_Soubry @piersmorgan You can't say it definitely would have been, because it's impossible to substantiate. They'd very likely have made their own mistakes, yes, but I suspect we wouldn't have heard the phrase "herd immunity" with all the time wasteage that went with it, for example.
15 Apr 2020 10:01
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@The_Bossman525 @markroper99 @LizJarvisUK @Anna_Soubry @piersmorgan Again, you're talking about what might have happened in order to try and distract from what currently is happening under a Govt that you presumably voted for. Labour undoubtedly have their issues, but this mess is _entirely_ owned by the Tories
15 Apr 2020 09:56
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@The_Bossman525 @markroper99 @LizJarvisUK @Anna_Soubry @piersmorgan You can't really "but Labour" while we're in the middle of a pandemic being severely mishandled by a Tory govt who had ample time to prepare but squandered it You're pointing at empty shelves & going "if we'd had Corbyn it'd be like this". We don't have Labour & its still fucked
15 Apr 2020 09:39
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Wouldnt normally retweet the mail or Morgan, but this is well worth a read, even if only to contrast against the treatment Piers Morgan gave Trump previously https://twitter.com/piersmorgan/status/1250045138535100417
14 Apr 2020 22:07
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Goes far too far. Any game requiring that level of access isn't going to make it onto my shopping list, plenty of other choices out there that don't want kernel privs https://twitter.com/arstechnica/status/1250120896800571394
14 Apr 2020 18:18
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@Jane52907389 @123db_GEEK @toadmeister It's a bit like - we don't have enough firefighters to cope with 20,000 homes being set alight in a night. But, if those same 20,000 catch fire, spread over 6 months, then we probably do have enough firefighters to cope. The numbers, obviously, are pulled out of my behind
14 Apr 2020 11:31
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@Jane52907389 @123db_GEEK @toadmeister No, that's untrue. Some of those will die because we don't have the capacity in a rush scenario. If you delay the spread, you're effectively spreading those cases over a bigger surface area so some/many of those who'd die in won't. Some, of course, will still die.
14 Apr 2020 11:29
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@tsohost @cybergibbons Sounds like you don't know how to set LetsEncrypt up properly. It's not hard, particularly when you're dealing with a single VM. If I can get an entire CDN working with it, you can do per VM
14 Apr 2020 10:44
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@tsohost @cybergibbons Wow, that's *really* not a great advert for your services. Especially as the renewal should be handled at your end. Lets Encrypt *issue* the certs, but its you who must trigger the renewal (and complete the authentication etc).
14 Apr 2020 08:54
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@smithbloks @Peachykwen @Don1Gibson @galaxy_gizmo @korviliath @Tweet4nita People get killed in the EU, very rare for it to be with an illegal gun though. With your understanding of odds, I'd avoid the casinos if I were you.
10 Apr 2020 08:33
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@Don1Gibson @smithbloks @Peachykwen @galaxy_gizmo @korviliath @Tweet4nita Do you know, I was walking down the street only yesterday, stubbed my toe on a discarded illegal AK47, and now our socialised medicine system has referred me to their death panel to decide whether to treat me or not...
10 Apr 2020 08:32
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Couldn't agree more. Decisions made on questions like the ones in the thread should always be taken as a sign that you've dodged a massive bullet. https://twitter.com/LitMoose/status/1248070167088623617
09 Apr 2020 08:49
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@DanRaywood @phat_hobbit @troyhunt @haveibeenpwned I host mirrors of various mailing lists, and quite often receive mails like this where "my article" is actually someone's post on a mailing list which just so happens to mention whatever keyword they were targeting.
08 Apr 2020 16:26
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🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️ https://twitter.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/1247766287675084800
08 Apr 2020 15:27
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@Peachykwen @Don1Gibson @galaxy_gizmo @korviliath @Tweet4nita If you can't afford an alarm system then you probably can't afford the training that every firearms owner _should_ be having. Home invasion is incredibly rare over here, despite the lack of guns Flip side: someone wants to kill you, and guns are legal, odds are theyll be packing
08 Apr 2020 13:58
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Opened my @McCoys multipack, and rather than 2 of each theyve only given me 1 of the nice thai crisps, and instead 3 of the rancid horrible bacon ones. Lunch is ruined for today
08 Apr 2020 12:01
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The stupidity and arrogance of this is astounding. What an absolute fucking prick https://twitter.com/Stonekettle/status/1247220127814344705
07 Apr 2020 08:28
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Google tests hiding Chrome extension icons by default, developers definitely not amused by the change https://www.theregister.co.uk/2020/04/07/chrome_hiding_extensions/ via @theregister
07 Apr 2020 07:05
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Mozilla plugs two Firefox browser holes exploited in the wild by hackers to hijack victims' computers https://www.theregister.co.uk/2020/04/06/mozilla_firefox_security_patches/ via @theregister
07 Apr 2020 06:57
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@willbxtn @HannahAlOthman I asked for flexible working (quite) a few jobs back, and was turned down, even though what I'd requested was basically identical to what they'd granted a female co-worker. Mind you, that place had other much more major issues with the way staff were treated...
04 Apr 2020 08:59
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A cynic might suggest that Elon was in fact just trying to find a way to have his factories classed as essential. https://twitter.com/kenklippenstein/status/1246265058839191554
04 Apr 2020 08:52
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@netsecfocus @cybergibbons @tautology0 @TheKenMunroShow @alexlomas https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ow9NjsKCItA&feature=youtu.be&t=36
02 Apr 2020 16:55
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@DrAnneMurphy @judeinlondon2 We're all subject to the Official Secrets Act, regardless of who we work for. Being made to sign the OSA has no real impact other than to provide proof you've said you understand it. You still have to abide by it even if you don't sign.
02 Apr 2020 16:43
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Boeing 787s must be turned off and on every 51 days to prevent 'misleading data' being shown to pilots https://www.theregister.co.uk/2020/04/02/boeing_787_power_cycle_51_days_stale_data/ via @theregister
02 Apr 2020 14:58
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@EllenEmmetRand @DKthroughmyeyes @ConcernedHk @ZeroPointAlpha @RealSexyCyborg > And UK? We've made our own (big) mistakes, as your beloved president was quick to point out the other day. More importantly, all are further ahead on the graph than the US - the US is trending higher than most for the stage it's at
02 Apr 2020 07:01
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@Cloudflare Your page stalled for an entire minute on rendering because https://realtime.services.disqus.com/ was unavailable (well, blocked - resolves to 0.0.0.0). Might wanna look at how your calling resources within the page itself so that rendering isn't blocked :)
01 Apr 2020 16:10
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@cybergibbons That we'll just accept that 5 milkybar buttons is a serving. Or worse, 4 caramel munchies. IIRC the Jelly-tots share bag I scoffed said 7 tots was a serving. Seriously, 7 tots and you've had your lot. I feel bad for anyone in quarantine who trusted the words "serves 4"
01 Apr 2020 15:55
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Cloudflare is over the moon because its pro-privacy 1.1.1.1 DNS service got a clean bill of health from everyone's favorite auditor – KPMG https://www.theregister.co.uk/2020/03/31/cloudflare_dns/ via @theregister
31 Mar 2020 15:15
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I've repeatedly tried to push myself away from amazon - Cookie autodelete logs me out whenever I close the tab, so I have to log in every time, making it much less convenient (especially with 2FA) - but maybe this will help be the final push https://twitter.com/IanColdwater/status/1244979531879981056
31 Mar 2020 14:41
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@RealSexyCyborg @RachelTheParrot @DarlaDonna Reminds me of this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0852DcPWto&feature=youtu.be&t=58
31 Mar 2020 11:05
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@tealeg @IanColdwater If you'd been a bit more open about that, maybe a bunch of toddler minded people wouldn't have had a tantrum and voted Brexit 😃
31 Mar 2020 09:42
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I think the whole "serves 2" on the labelling of food thing is gonna come under more and more intense scrutiny the longer shelves are empty.
29 Mar 2020 12:33
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@BorisJohnson boasted a couple of weeks ago about how he was still shaking everyone's hand at a hospital with coronavirus. But no... lets claim the EU are to blame for him having contracted it. https://twitter.com/newschambers/status/1244040419853434880
29 Mar 2020 08:53
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@andrewlowdon1 @CMO_England @CABennett_Oxon Its 14 days if you live with others. If he lives alone then it's 7.
27 Mar 2020 18:53
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@blubelle05 @CapitalistWHSm1 @WHSmith Unless they were waiting for the Furlough guidance to be published? But they had to close other branches anyway, so that explanation doesn't make sense
27 Mar 2020 11:25
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@blubelle05 @CapitalistWHSm1 @WHSmith Me too. I hit them quite hard in writing yesterday, but I doubt it'd have been hard enough to prompt quite this level of response. On the other hand, given their usual level of (visible) planning, I struggle to believe this was planned.
27 Mar 2020 11:25
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@Daveyjo59883810 @WHSmith My understanding - and it's 2nd hand info - so pinch of salt, is that all non-post office stores will close. It's possible it's limited to this region ofc, but I don't think so.
27 Mar 2020 11:08
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I will probably never know if what I sent the company yesterday had any bearing on it, but I've received word @WHSmith going to be doing the right thing now. Thank You https://twitter.com/bentasker/status/1242120402744328194
27 Mar 2020 11:02
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@truthgerbil @davidbridgen I was giving an example, I'm hardly going to list out my expenses on Twitter 😉
27 Mar 2020 10:27
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@truthgerbil @davidbridgen No, it's not business support. And they *never* said it was. Just like with IR35, they're treating you as "equivalent" to an employee with this. Neither really works IMO, but their logic, at least, is clear. I really, really hope things improve for you fucking sharpish though.
27 Mar 2020 10:26
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@truthgerbil @davidbridgen A home internet connection is rather important if you WFH and do all your work over that service (think IT Services etc). But, it was just an example. They are business costs, and come from business income. The measures support personal income
27 Mar 2020 10:21
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@truthgerbil @davidbridgen > Personal income has nothing to do with business expenses Yes and the 80% is supposed to prop up personal income. It's not intended to prop up business expenses - hence the shitty position you find yourself in
27 Mar 2020 10:19
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@truthgerbil @davidbridgen No. Your business income comes from your turnover *Your* income (i.e. the bit that applies for tax purposes) comes from your profit. It is a blurred line when you're a sole-trader rather than a LTD, I know The 80% stuff is about personal income, that's why its tied to profit
27 Mar 2020 10:10
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@truthgerbil @davidbridgen I completely agree, some kind of subsidy would have been better than a loan IMO
27 Mar 2020 09:58
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@truthgerbil @davidbridgen The point though, is that *your* income (not your businesses) comes from your profit, not your revenue. Revenue is your businesses income. It's far from perfect, but I'm not overly surprised they've implemented this way. There are a lot of people falling through many gaps tho
27 Mar 2020 09:58
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@truthgerbil @davidbridgen Their expectation with fuel, vehicles etc is much the same. Course, that goes out of the window if you've got a work van (which I'm guessing you do). Why would you keep a seperate car if it was just for shopping etc?
27 Mar 2020 09:57
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@truthgerbil @davidbridgen As an example, I need my Internet Connection for private work. But, because it's not a dedicated connection and I (and family) use it in personal life, you're supposed to work out a %age of the cost that relates to business and expense that only.
27 Mar 2020 09:56
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@truthgerbil @davidbridgen Because the income is to support your private life not your business. Their view is that you shouldn't be (fully) expensing stuff that you use in your private life. It's not uncommon to expense stuff to minimise tax, but it's technically taking liberties
27 Mar 2020 09:55
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@truthgerbil @davidbridgen I'm not sure Sunak is knocking the questions out of the park though, and I think other countries have perhaps done a better job of supporting businesses. That we've got the measures we have, particularly from a Tory govt, is astounding. But that's speaks in part about Tories...
27 Mar 2020 09:46
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@truthgerbil @davidbridgen The bit that's supposed to cover your business expenses is the interest free loans they're offering I didn't, & still don't, think a loan is really the best way to approach it, as it's potentially just extending the inevitable. But, you cannot confuse the two, they're different
27 Mar 2020 09:44
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@truthgerbil @davidbridgen They're trying to cover your *living* costs not the costs of running your business. Your food costs, mortgage etc should all (mostly) be coming out of your profit. Admittedly, there is a bit of a blurred line at times and it clearly puts you in a shit position.
27 Mar 2020 09:42
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@dsmiffy55 @twattybanjo @doggylicks @DavidGauke The end result is exactly the same, so what does it matter whether they thought "lets go for a walk" or "lets get a group together". You've still got a lot of people in close proximity. You've also got a bunch of people who may get injured during their walk, tying up resources
27 Mar 2020 08:52
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@josbo1710 @dsmiffy55 @DavidGauke Yep, or their car breaks down on the way to or from, so a recovery guy has to come out & interact with them - despite the journey having been entirely unnecessary in the first place. There is worse behaviour to focus on, but that doesn't excuse the lesser stuff
27 Mar 2020 08:51
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This is *worse* than if they'd turned them down. What other balls are No 10 dropping through an inability to communicate, and who's going to die as a result? @Peston should be holding them to account rather better than this https://twitter.com/Peston/status/1243222128473845760
26 Mar 2020 17:32
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@Creamih8 @c_kennaugh @BenKentish Clearly you're a bastion of knowledge & informed discourse...
26 Mar 2020 16:16
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@Creamih8 @c_kennaugh @BenKentish It's true, we're not an EU member, but we're in the transition period which includes access. They were offered, and he's turned them down. Maybe it's you that needs to get a grip
26 Mar 2020 15:43
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@Creamih8 @c_kennaugh @BenKentish > Always trying to score political points You realise you're commenting on a thread where Boris has turned down ventilators so it doesn't hurt his Brexit position right?
26 Mar 2020 15:33
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Fuck sake. The church of brexit must have it's sacrifice, never mind if it means we don't get medical equipment. We can take part in the initiative and *still* not be members https://twitter.com/BenKentish/status/1243143276133261316
26 Mar 2020 15:32
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@Scott_Helme To be fair, even on something more standard "suitable for calipers" has always seemed to mean "won't gum them up, but will still start peeling and flaking off" Have a look for VHT or XHT Paint. XHT tends to be more for blocks though
25 Mar 2020 17:04
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@tirednotwired @cybergibbons what needs to be a little more heavy-handed (and I suspect will come so), is addressing companies who are blatantly taking the piss. Depending on the success my other half has today, I'll likely be getting heavy-handed with her employer myself.
25 Mar 2020 11:21
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@tirednotwired @cybergibbons Yep, I agree, and we're *always* going to miss the importance of something. I mean, just look at the perception of delivery drivers a few weeks ago when they were talking about immigration compared to now. I think what they have now approaches a reasonable balance
25 Mar 2020 11:20
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@tirednotwired @cybergibbons I don't like the idea of heavy handed enforcement either, but really, as a species we're too fucking stupid to survive this. There are going to be a lot of needless deaths because twats went out anyway. It won't necessarily be those twats who suffer either
25 Mar 2020 11:07
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@tirednotwired @cybergibbons My other half works on the high street (and is currently battling to get the branch closed). There are tons of people still milling about. They even had a customer who'd just popped out to get supplies because her husband *has* coronavirus.
25 Mar 2020 11:06
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@Netflixhelps @Netflixhelps Im giving up on this. Can't seem to get your support team to understand the address is an alias, so I cant send mail from that address. As a result they've done precisely nothing. Completely crap, considering the domain name is my name, bit of a giveaway
24 Mar 2020 19:07
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@G00dB0y2020 @cybergibbons Slippery slope is much more you start drinking, then drink more heavily, then become abusive etc. The gradual erosion of liberty isn't done on a slippery slope. I disagree with you on this anyway, though I do agree theres danger
24 Mar 2020 13:01
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@G00dB0y2020 @cybergibbons Wrong. The phrase you want is "thin end of the wedge". The slippery slope paradigm refers to something running away with unintended consequences. They introduce "acceptable" surveillance - the thin end of the wedge - and then broaden it - driving the wedge in
24 Mar 2020 12:59
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@Cathy280592 @PriceXMark @WHSmith Retail stores in Hospitals are specifically excluded in the Government's instruction. This is about the rest of WHSmith's estate, and the fact that despite weeks of opportunity to plan, they've done FA other than talk about how they consider themselves essential so will continue
24 Mar 2020 12:20
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This statement's been out 2 hours, but @WHSmith still haven't told their staff even this much, much less which non-Post Office stores are staying open. https://twitter.com/WHSmith/status/1242383840653516800
24 Mar 2020 12:16
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Their upper-mgmt - safely working from home - talk about positioning themselves as an essential service, as if this is a fucking game and it doesn't mean putting their staff in harms way, with staff being abused, coughed and spat on.
24 Mar 2020 10:40
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At the other end of this crisis, I suspect companies like Smith's are going to haemorrhage employees who'll remember the piss-poor treatment they got (on top of years of negligent disregard for welfare - it's not just their carpets they neglect). #notessential
24 Mar 2020 10:40
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Please spare a thought for the many @WHSmith employees stuck in locked shops waiting to hear whether they've got to trade or not. The company couldn't plan an orgy in a brothel - there's been no forward thought or contigency planning that I can see. https://twitter.com/bentasker/status/1242120402744328194
24 Mar 2020 10:40
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Oh, for the purposes of transparency (theirs) I should probably add that @Whsmith hold employee welfare in such high regard that last week on a conference call: "If you can't work because you can't get childcare, you won't be paid" It may be legal, but it's complete shit
23 Mar 2020 16:10
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As the husband of someone who works there, I'd like to take this opportunity to tell @WHSmith and Carl Cowling to go fuck themselves. When this is all over, we may well be saying that again in a much more formal venue. Disgusting disregard for employees https://www.theguardian.com/business/2020/mar/23/government-considers-forcing-non-essential-shops-to-close-reports-coronavirus
23 Mar 2020 16:05
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@cybergibbons As an expert, you tend - if anything - to know what you don't know, at least in related areas. If you don't know what you don't know you're probably not as expert as you tell yourself you are.
23 Mar 2020 14:15
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@Dave_Tweets13 @BearConway @talktoharris1 @alexwickham Flouting it now still leads to a lesser spread than flouting at peak. At peak, there's a higher chance you will encounter (and spread) it - at best, extending the peak, at worst pushing us beyond the level we can cope with. I *guess* they're hoping ppl will pay attention b4 peak
22 Mar 2020 21:15
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@andrewlowdon1 @peterjukes @billybragg How very adult of you. You're also very, very wrong. Like I said, no-one gives a fuck about your precious brexit at the moment. Focus on what's important.
20 Mar 2020 11:42
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@andrewlowdon1 @peterjukes @billybragg Not really, my role in this thread started by pointing out the idiocy in one of your statements. Brexit itself is an act of idiocy, but it's a closed matter as far as I'm concerned. You've fucked over the country, and we're all gonna have to live with the consequences.
20 Mar 2020 10:04
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@andrewlowdon1 @peterjukes @billybragg > eventually TBH though mate, at the moment, none of us give a fuck about your precious Brexit. There are much bigger, more important things going on - and things that would be much harder if we'd had the hard brexit so many claimed to want.
20 Mar 2020 09:11
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@andrewlowdon1 @peterjukes @billybragg You might like to note too that the current PM, and the rest of the ERG were the votes that counted against Mays deal.
19 Mar 2020 16:32
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@andrewlowdon1 @peterjukes @billybragg They could have done, but they didn't. They were democratically elected MPs acting in what they perceived to be the interests of the country. Aside from the fact you disagreed with them, what's undemocratic about that?
19 Mar 2020 16:31
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@andrewlowdon1 @peterjukes @billybragg Preventing democracy by forcing an election? Stop sniffing that glue.
19 Mar 2020 13:20
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@alexbloor followed by silence as the person actually on the phone panicked and hit mute. Unfortunately there were quite a few higher-ups on the call, so there were some repercussions on their side
19 Mar 2020 13:10
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@alexbloor I was on a conf call with a large ISP once, when home-time came (over there). You started hearing bustle in the background as their co-workers got themselves sorted for leaving. Suddenly, clear as a bell you hear "well, when's the last time you fucked a bishop?" over the line
19 Mar 2020 13:10
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@JasonWMTT @Lutzoid @PARLYapp FAOD I'm not suggesting btw that Corbyn in any way implies competence. Just that Williamson being shit has nothing to with him being a Tory.
18 Mar 2020 16:22
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@JasonWMTT @Lutzoid @PARLYapp I've assumed nothing. He could be anti-Tory and that be unrelated. Gavin Williamson is a tit who half-arses quite a lot. He'd still be a tit who half-arsed a lot if he was Corbyn's 2ic. With luck though, even if the statement is half-arsed, the response it relates to won't be
18 Mar 2020 16:21
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@JasonWMTT @Lutzoid @PARLYapp You're assuming its "Tory" that makes him expect half-arsed, and forgetting who the education secretary is. Gavin Williamson - AKA the man who whilst defence secretary couldn't even turn Siri off so that she wouldn't interrupt him addressing the house.
18 Mar 2020 14:43
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Small business loans app blamed as 500,000 financial records leak out of ... you guessed it, an open S3 bucket https://www.theregister.co.uk/2020/03/18/smb_loan_app_leaks/ via @theregister
18 Mar 2020 12:04
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BT's Wi-Fi Disc ads banned because there's no evidence the things work https://www.theregister.co.uk/2020/03/18/bt_wifi_disc_ad_claims_misleading_evidence/ via @theregister
18 Mar 2020 10:51
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Some people are utter scum Theranos vampire lives on: Owner of failed blood-testing biz's patents sues maker of actual COVID-19-testing kit https://www.theregister.co.uk/2020/03/18/theranos_patent_coronavirus_lawsuit/ via @theregister
18 Mar 2020 09:47
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Jesus. I have very little filter, but the man's a complete and utter fucking idiot. https://twitter.com/Otto_English/status/1239954128522162181
17 Mar 2020 18:39
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@wilhil @alexbloor AIUI (admittedly to a very limited extent), it's a default behaviour. Though given Outlook/Exchange's integrated nature, doesn't surprise me you can change at the Exchange end too In Outlook they generally need to change the RTF setting. What's the command?
17 Mar 2020 08:49
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@ashweb1 @alexbloor The freq of the issue probably depends on who's regularly emailing you, and what they're using, much more than what you are using. Thunderbird doesn't handle Winmail.dat gracefully (or didn't last time I used it), and definitely didn't handle the meeting invites
17 Mar 2020 08:22
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@ashweb1 @alexbloor There are various bits of software which will address this, but it doesn't change the fact it's bloody frustrating to have to do so. Bearing in mind that Google Mail doesn't handle the Winmail.dat issue either.
17 Mar 2020 08:21
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@alexbloor Yes. Also, when they "forward" a mail on, and what I get is a mail with Winmail.dat attached instead of the thread being in the mail.
16 Mar 2020 13:42
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@GeoffLath @socialwriter No, should have done really but had littlun helping me and wanted to minimise the opportunity for him to spill, inhale or touch it. He was happy with there being a brine pool like in Octonauts
15 Mar 2020 21:13
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@GeoffLath @socialwriter Heh, theres some tasty stuff lurking on there :)
15 Mar 2020 21:12
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@GeoffLath @socialwriter The approach I took (got loads of 70% in the garage) was to dehydrate it to get it up in the 90s - https://recipebook.bentasker.co.uk/page-2003151006-Seperating-Isopropyl-Alcohol-and-Water-Misc.html
15 Mar 2020 19:45
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@kevinckrinke @cybergibbons My wife banned me from answering the door to them after she overheard a conversation where I said I preferred to rely on observable fact. They said they had a book full of fact, and I replied that The Sun would claim to be full of fact, but most would disagree.
15 Mar 2020 19:34
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Sadly you probably can't buy any IPA online because that's been panic bought too. Once you've got sufficiently strong Isopropyl, the recipe for making sanitiser itself is here - https://recipebook.bentasker.co.uk/page-2003150959-Home-made-hand-sanitiser-gel-Misc.html
15 Mar 2020 10:24
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If you're worried about someone who might be vulnerable, but can't get your hands on any hand sanitiser because of panic buying, check your medicine cabinet and garage for Isopropyl 50% 70% - you can concentrate it for use in your own hand sanitiser https://recipebook.bentasker.co.uk/page-2003151006-Seperating-Isopropyl-Alcohol-and-Water-Misc.html
15 Mar 2020 10:24
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@cybergibbons Our local has plenty of bog roll but no pasta. But, they're restricting bog roll to 3packs/person but not (yet) pasta
15 Mar 2020 08:55
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@JamesBl04750891 @Jung_HoSeokJin @Ollie_PC @laurab032 I think you might want to catch up on the news, there have been multiple patients readmitted in multiple countries having re-contracted. Also rich to claim denial of science when making blanket statements about immunology. Have a nice day, I've other things to do
14 Mar 2020 09:53
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@JamesBl04750891 @Ollie_PC @laurab032 FWIW I hope they're right and I'm wrong, but I don't believe that's the case. We've already seen this morning how short-sighted they were on not cancelling big events. They missed that big events tie up emergency staff, it's not just about risk of transmission.
14 Mar 2020 09:52
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@JamesBl04750891 @Ollie_PC @laurab032 The consensus, as it applies to COVID-19 is very firmly against you. What works for one disease does not necessarily work for others. Hell, SG found that with Swine-Flu - they'd learnt a lot from SARS & thought they had the next one covered, but Flu needs different containment
14 Mar 2020 09:49
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@JamesBl04750891 @Ollie_PC @laurab032 No, it doesn't matter if they're known or not. That's the point, and is exactly why your previous tweet is complete crap
14 Mar 2020 09:44
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@JamesBl04750891 @Ollie_PC @laurab032 So we let potentially millions die on the offchance? That's not how scientific or medical rigour is supposed to work. It's also in stark contrast to the approach in the rest of the world, including in countries vastly more experienced in this respect
14 Mar 2020 09:43
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@JamesBl04750891 @Ollie_PC @laurab032 Yes, most dying have pre-existing conditions. The thing you're missing though, is there are plenty of people out there with *unknown* pre-existing conditions (i.e. they've not yet been diagnosed). That's not how herd-immunity to smallpox developed or works, like, at all
14 Mar 2020 09:42
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@JamesBl04750891 @Ollie_PC @laurab032 IOW, Herd Immunity may never develop and we'll have let a lot of people die for absolutely no reason
14 Mar 2020 09:38
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@JamesBl04750891 @Ollie_PC @laurab032 "problem with UK strategy is not enough known on #Herd_Immunity & coronaviruses. These viruses do not trigger robust adaptive immune responses, one reason why we get colds every few years even without extensive mutation" ~ Kim Roberts influenza virus researcher/virology lecturer
14 Mar 2020 09:37
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@JamesBl04750891 @Ollie_PC @laurab032 COVID-19 has a mortality rate of 3-4% You don't develop herd immunity by just letting that rampage through millions of people. There's also currently no real evidence on how long the COVID-19 antibodies actually stick around/remain effective.
14 Mar 2020 09:36
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I do wonder, a little, given people have been panic buying Isopropyl, how many stories of IPA poisoning we're going to hear about following people not handling it properly....
14 Mar 2020 09:15
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Most, though, seem to have gone for SMS 2FA - a major bugger if you're in a low phone signal area. Hey, friends. We know it's a crazy time for the economy, but don't forget to enable 2FA for payments by Saturday https://www.theregister.co.uk/2020/03/13/eu_multi_factor_auth_banking/ via @theregister
14 Mar 2020 08:49
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Your data was 'taken without permission', customers told, after personal info accessed in O2 UK partner's database https://www.theregister.co.uk/2020/03/13/o2_customer_data_slurped_through_partner_databse/ via @theregister
14 Mar 2020 08:46
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Deliveroo UK adds 'Don't interact with the help' option for when ordering a burger https://www.theregister.co.uk/2020/03/13/deliveroo_adds_dont_interact_option_to_deliveries/ via @theregister
13 Mar 2020 15:21
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@iansharpe4lboro @MrDominicBuxton *Dunning Running Kruger is a clothing outlet
13 Mar 2020 11:04
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Singapore was ready for COVID-19—other countries, take note https://arstechnica.com/?post_type=post&p=1659701
12 Mar 2020 16:11
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Its long, long overdue that this sort of thing was actually regulated. Clearview are just the first high-profile lot to do it, they won't be the last, and it won't be any less wrong. Vermont sues Clearview, alleging “oppressive, unscrupulous” practices https://arstechnica.com/?post_type=post&p=1659522
12 Mar 2020 15:47
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Question is, were they originally not tracking based on it, and then thought "ooo that's a _good_ idea" or were @google being disingenous from the start? https://www.theregister.co.uk/2020/03/11/google_personally_identifiable_info/ via @theregister
11 Mar 2020 08:37
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I just found a bug in one of my scripts that means it doesn't work after lunch. Normally it's triggered by cron in the early hours, so the issue lay latent, until I needed to manually trigger it. s/%I/%H/g
09 Mar 2020 14:09
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Virgin Media playing loose with the truth? Must've been their advertising team who wrote the statement.... FYI: When Virgin Media said it leaked 'limited contact info', it meant p0rno filter requests, IP addresses, IMEIs as well as names, addresses & more https://www.theregister.co.uk/2020/03/06/virgin_more_leak_details/
07 Mar 2020 09:34
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I keep rechecking, and yet it's still not a parody account. https://twitter.com/Huawei/status/1235128718869164032
06 Mar 2020 11:36
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Computer, deactivate self-destruct system requirement, says Sonos... were it on a starship in space, and not a smart-speaker slinger https://www.theregister.co.uk/2020/03/06/sonos_ends_recycle_mode/ via @theregister
06 Mar 2020 10:44
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@embedded_iot @cybergibbons Isuspectyoucanbuttheystilllackinfo
02 Mar 2020 09:48
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@cybergibbons If you speed these podcasts up - https://player.fm/featured/vegan ...
02 Mar 2020 09:45
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@skiptonbs From my point of view youve made it actively worse. If you're using TOTP under the hood for the 2FA, why not expose a QR in internet banking so that it can be scanned into Google Auth/Authy etc? That way you dont need to support 2 apps, but dont lose the benefit of auth only
02 Mar 2020 09:42
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@notameadow People have a real hardon for firing after a mistake. All you're actually doing is getting rid of an employee who will *never* make that mistake again & replacing them with someone who might. People learn from mistakes, I'd rather an employee whos learnt than one yet to do so
01 Mar 2020 19:02
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@cybergibbons My local place has a bunch in, I noticed them whilst picking up some fixings yesterday. Guess it's backwater enough to not have been hit by panic just yet
01 Mar 2020 18:50
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@OverSoftNL @Yekki_1 @cybergibbons Bits of Asia too - I was giving stats to an Indonesian colleague and he asked if we had any that looked better - which was odd because they were _very_ good. Then it clicked.
01 Mar 2020 09:21
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@05nelsonm_ @skiptonbs @NatWest_Help At the cost of rampant volatility and not actually being able to spend your funds most places. I've had bitcoin, I've got bitcoin, I've even had invoices paid in it. I wouldn't even begin to consider using it in place of fiat. Not that fiat is without it's own issues, of course.
01 Mar 2020 09:19
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@05nelsonm_ @skiptonbs I did ask them a while back if they were using TOTP (or would consider doing so), and the answer was largely "dunno"
01 Mar 2020 09:17
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@skiptonbs Oh and shout-out to @NatWest_Help for being the *only* bank in a long list that won't let you update your address online and makes you phone them instead. Keeping up that reputation for lacklustre service....
01 Mar 2020 08:54
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@skiptonbs @Skiptonbs please consider releasing a "lite" version of the app which is just the 2FA generator.
01 Mar 2020 08:47
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Opened the @skiptonbs to generate a 2FA code, and it's frigging updated into a full mobile banking app. So now there's un-needed & unwanted access to a financial account from my phone, rather than it just generating 2FA codes for me to enter in a *much* safer environment.
01 Mar 2020 08:46
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@josephfcox or am I being too cyncical?
29 Feb 2020 08:47
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@josephfcox Presumably the image you supply as part of the request stays in their dataset (so that they can discard any matches against it). Meaning while they stop _collection_, there's still a reference (now linked to your name) that they may still return to searchers.
29 Feb 2020 08:47
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@saleemrash1d @sambeesems @philippjbauer @cybergibbons @AccidentalCISO Yes they do, and just as many *don't*. None of this changes the original point, that iphones are $$$$.
26 Feb 2020 18:25
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@saleemrash1d @sambeesems @philippjbauer @cybergibbons @AccidentalCISO Yes, though there's a big difference between "can afford" and "willing to afford" - the effect being the same when the hardware is $$$$
26 Feb 2020 10:20
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@saleemrash1d @sambeesems @philippjbauer @cybergibbons @AccidentalCISO To be fair, I think 4) *does* apply to the iPhone. One thing they are not, is cheap.
26 Feb 2020 09:12
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I agree with @cybergibbons the criteria of the competition are un-meetable. It's a publicity stunt and has nothing to do with the actual security of the device. And their site doesn't exactly scream secure device - you can sideload Android apps onto it for fuck sake
26 Feb 2020 09:02
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@123regHelp Thanks, Look up ticket ID 200204-000101 Details on the account itself are as below (Phone number's made up too) https://twitter.com/bentasker/status/1232589914803462146/photo/1
26 Feb 2020 08:55
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@brokep @AlecMuffett @mozilla If you're using UDP53 then you've still got the same issue, because it's trivially interceptable. You can change the setting in Firefox too. I don't like the use of Cloudflare as a default either, but other options are available - I set up my own, but there are plenty of others
26 Feb 2020 08:50
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@123reg Incidentally, because I had a feeling they'd stuff something up, I changed my details 3 weeks ago. This is how their portal greets me when I log in to see if the account is still active https://twitter.com/bentasker/status/1232364050027290626/photo/1
25 Feb 2020 17:57
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This is ridiculous. It's been *3 weeks* and @123reg still haven't been able to delete my account. That's not haven't tried - they've made multiple attempts and have resolutely failed to delete the account. Does make you wonder how they're set for their GDPR compliance...
25 Feb 2020 17:56
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@cybergibbons @Jabo_SCO Bi-Sexual fucks more than half a gender too
25 Feb 2020 17:15
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@SketchSlayer @cybergibbons But Bi-Annual isn't once every 2 years, it's once every six months
25 Feb 2020 17:13
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@alexbloor We had HSBC come in to teach us when I was young - they basically came in to punt us their accounts and get us enrolled young (I've still got the account, though its not my main 1). It was a good few years after that that their overly-friendly relationship with cartels came out.
25 Feb 2020 15:05
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@SeanWrightSec I guess there's an argument for requiring that clipboard retrieval be user-originated (i.e. preventing apps just reading from it). But otherwise, yeah, I'm with you - this isn't a vulnerability, it's a shared workspace (the clipboard) working exactly as intended
25 Feb 2020 14:42
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This is fucking insane. Who the hell designs a hotel and thinks it's OK to have a door that cannot be locked by the guest? I'd push the bed against it, and then change hotel the next morning https://twitter.com/hacks4pancakes/status/1232205402932072448
25 Feb 2020 13:39
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@zackwhittaker Would love to read it, but unfortunately it redirects to https://guce.advertising.com/ in order to set a 1st party cookie. Story about stalkerware laden with embedded creepiness wares. Sadness
25 Feb 2020 13:28
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@urfew1 @mountainrescuer @jibiteshdas2012 @cybergibbons @mikko Dunno, You gorra lon way til you speak proper like wot I does. Gotsta get the words roight boi, or yell be callin it a tractor n not a tracker loike god intennded
25 Feb 2020 09:45
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Thread. There's something _very_ wrong with Hackerone/Paypal when they're saying "That's invalid, but you still need our permission to disclose it". The whole thing smacks of bad faith https://twitter.com/k8em0/status/1232224441347633152
25 Feb 2020 09:08
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@elkentaro "Sorry I think the smell of your breath is upsetting her"
24 Feb 2020 15:09
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You know, I cant help think if @StephenMangan hadn't thwarted the plan to automate the post office, I wouldn't be stuck on hold to @RoyalMail now
24 Feb 2020 14:30
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@IntlHamDay Yeah, I'm glad I looked closer - when I saw the mail my initial assumption was they'd picked my address up somewhere and were spamming me, so was going to bitch at them. "Start watching today" doesn't really automatically parse as a welcome mail to me.
23 Feb 2020 10:30
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@Netflixhelps info@mailer.netflix.com SPF and DKIM both passed, the source def came from you. I've emailed details through to privacy@netflix
23 Feb 2020 10:29
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At least one of the addresses I received at has been involved in a data leak elsewhere (I use per-service mailbox names). It's under my own domain too, so there's next to no possibility of it being mistakenly typed by someone.
23 Feb 2020 10:23
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@netflix in your welcome emails ("Start watching netflix"), you probably want a link for "I didn't create an account, someone's trying their luck with *my* email address). Any chance someone's been stuffing to try and identify email addys with an active Netflix account?
23 Feb 2020 10:23
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@purp @SwiftOnSecurity Might just be a bad spot, but I've recently increasingly been thinking that Amazon *delivery* is no longer useful. We've had no-end of issues. I moved their mails into a dedicated, self-run mailbox a little while back though, precisely because of scraping/snooping
23 Feb 2020 09:28
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@IanColdwater Never met IRL, so based on Twitter: Your level of knowledge _could_ put you way up there, but the way you communicate it makes you seem much, much more approachable/less intimidating. Prob a 6, but I _think_ that'd drop substantially IRL
23 Feb 2020 09:23
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@Shadow0pz Nowadays it "sure, Id be happy to review a pull request once youve implemented the improvements"
22 Feb 2020 13:51
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@Shadow0pz the script he was referring to had been up 6 years at that point, was clearly marked as abandoned and did the job it needed to One of his complaints was I'd done 'if [ condition ] then' rather than '[[ condition ]] &' Younger me was far too polite in response
22 Feb 2020 13:51
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@Shadow0pz I sometimes do this, but tends to be - its not the best, I couldnt be arsed to have a tidy and its only to show the concept But, yeah critics can GTFO. Over 20yrs ago I got an unsolicited email "your BASH script is a mess" - no intent of helping improve, just wanted to feel smug
22 Feb 2020 13:49
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@cam_sf @HannahAlOthman Looks like at least one of the partners you can self-report through uses Open Banking to verify the payments - so having to self report _shouldn't_ affect the veracity.
22 Feb 2020 10:18
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@cam_sf @HannahAlOthman Experian offer it free, but when my landlords agent sent through an offer to do it, they wanted to charge a "membership fee" for the privilege...
21 Feb 2020 20:10
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@therealautoblog there's some stuff on your site I'd love to read, but unfortunately can't because your site insists on trying to redirect me to the privacy hostile service https://guce.advertising.com/. Maybe reconsider your relationship with them rather than driving ad revenue away?
21 Feb 2020 17:08
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@FortHoody @Terribu02987020 @newscomauHQ granted that's not a full on confrontation, just fucking around, but the point remains that "fight" isn't always the right answer. With something like Judo, you tend to wind up moving into their attack zone in the hope you'll be able to knock them off balance.
21 Feb 2020 16:23
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@FortHoody @Terribu02987020 @newscomauHQ It also takes time *and* discipline to learn it to the point it'll be useful. If they're already being bullied then frankly there are better, quicker methods. I remember a mate at high-school boasting about his judo, but because he was small and new it was ineffective against us
21 Feb 2020 16:22
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@TheCravenOne @ComradeEevee Less than that if it's *someone else's* BASH script you're attempting to touch
21 Feb 2020 16:17
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@Timccopeland @cybergibbons > much less out Sorry, didn't realise this was a localism. I mean "even more so for getting out", rather than "less so for out" - https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/much%20less
21 Feb 2020 11:32
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@Timccopeland @cybergibbons I'd have to change room (either that or ring the disabled alarm and ask for help getting *in*, much less out) It's a terrible design
21 Feb 2020 09:50
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Don't use https://natwest.co.uk/ for online banking, Natwest bank tells baffled customer https://www.theregister.co.uk/2020/02/19/natwest_uk_domain_bafflement/ via @theregister
20 Feb 2020 17:30
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Woot https://twitter.com/AlecMuffett/status/1230524385884360712
20 Feb 2020 16:51
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I made reference on Twitter a few days ago to having been playing around with creating a Random Number Generator. That RNG is not this one.
20 Feb 2020 16:25
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Got a bit diverted from what I was doing & wrote a #ChaCha20 based Psuedo-Random Number Generator in #Python to play around with some #CSPRNG improvement techniques. Then, of course, I had a go at #backdooring it, to allow backtracking, cos why not? https://www.bentasker.co.uk/blog/software-development/689-writing-a-chacha20-based-csprng
20 Feb 2020 16:25
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Probiller, the payment site behind @pornhub and brazzers appear to be playing fast and loose with account security, including storing creds in plaintext. https://www.reddit.com/r/blackhat/comments/f6cpya/3_security_vulnerabilities_found_across_top_porn/ #infosec
19 Feb 2020 18:44
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Oh dear, @reddit is down (CDN can't reach the origin). But only if you're using the crappy new interface. https://old.reddit.com/ still works fine.
19 Feb 2020 12:03
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@Buckeye69475235 @LadyRed_6 I think I'd be using my (memory) safe word
18 Feb 2020 09:30
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@LadyRed_6 If someones pushing for stricter enforcement of the TOS does that make them as TOSser?
17 Feb 2020 20:15
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@cybergibbons Ive actually been filling some free time playing with building a RNG just for the fuck of it. Earlier today it was actually (briefly) unhackable - because I fucked up and it blocked solid.
17 Feb 2020 20:09
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@OverSoftNL @yrys88 @fbarton @cybergibbons Not particularly applicable tothe circumstances you're talking about (as that _should_ trip things), but I've had more than one fuse fail closed, causing a fire risk. It does happen. Defence in depth, 2 fuses better than 1
17 Feb 2020 20:05
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@xr_cambridge @AdamRJFereday What about the fuel that'll be burnt when they send vehicles in to dig it up and re-lay?
17 Feb 2020 13:56
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Right, what fucking moron thought it'd be a good idea to make package names case sensitive in #yum? You need to install `PyYAML`, not pyyaml or Pyyaml. Follow up question, what moron called the package PyYAML instead of pyyaml?
17 Feb 2020 12:15
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Not a chance. https://twitter.com/BooksEditorial/status/1228037498330370048
14 Feb 2020 13:22
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My notes are a fairly unhappy place this morning, I just wanted to quickly check something on a Pi https://twitter.com/bentasker/status/1228245271949299712/photo/1
14 Feb 2020 09:11
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Will Police Scotland use real-time discrimination-happy face-recog tech? Senior cop tells us: We won't... for now https://www.theregister.co.uk/2020/02/13/scottish_facial_recognition/ via @theregister
13 Feb 2020 15:48
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@SeanWrightSec @rag_sec @cybersecstu @proxyblue @TheManyHatsClub Are they properly labelled and sorted within the VM software? If so, then that's clearly *organised* crime
13 Feb 2020 14:56
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Payward are worried about their reputation harming recruitment potential, so try to identify and sue ex-employees for expressing an opinion? That's so fucking cryptocurrency. https://www.theregister.co.uk/2020/02/12/kracken_cryptocurrency_eff_glassdoor/ via @theregister
13 Feb 2020 12:25
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@lliwedd @baoigheallain @theJeremyVine @MikeyCycling @CBRE Still happens sometimes, little while ago now, but I once got overtaken on a 125 by a van whilst I was overtaking a lorry on the dual carriageway - literally sandwiching me between the wheels of a lorry doing ~60 and him.
12 Feb 2020 14:15
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There's a lot else been going on to distract us all, but the software patent troll racket is still going strong in the US https://www.theregister.co.uk/2020/02/12/mycroft_patent_troll/ via @theregister
12 Feb 2020 09:43
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@Microsoft have always had a tendendcy to do the batshit insane without proper advance notice. What does seem to have changed though, is them listening to feedback and aborting Still relies on people noticing the small text though... https://www.theregister.co.uk/2020/02/11/microsoft_backtracks_on_bing_search_hijack_plan/ via @theregister
12 Feb 2020 09:08
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@alexbloor collect data you're not already collecting and push it into a blockchain even though you've got a database you could store it in. What the actual fuck are these people smoking? There should be a blockchain to track inane suggestions like this
12 Feb 2020 08:32
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These truly are the end times for TLS 1.0, 1.1: Firefox hopes to 'eradicate' weak HTTPS standard by blocking it https://www.theregister.co.uk/2020/02/10/tls_10_11_firefox_complete_eradication/ via @theregister
11 Feb 2020 18:15
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Crypto AG backdooring rumours were true, say German and Swiss news orgs after explosive docs leaked https://www.theregister.co.uk/2020/02/11/crypto_ag_backdoored_german_swiss_news_allegs/ via @theregister
11 Feb 2020 17:02
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@Xof conversely, I've had 1:1 briefing calls with the CEO's of massive ISPs at times and had absolutely no issue. It very much depends on the person
10 Feb 2020 16:13
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@Xof I once refused to join a call because the CEO held a "pre-call-call" and tried to brief that we weren't allowed to use the *correct* terminology because the customer might not like the word "corruption". Was not going to put my name on what was essentially a lie, rather than fix
10 Feb 2020 16:11
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Weird that people would consider blaming Bit-defender. If Adobe is mentioned, then you can be almost certain it's gonna be them. Windows 7 will not go gentle into that good night: Ageing OS refuses to shut down https://www.theregister.co.uk/2020/02/10/windows_7_wont_shut_down_complain_users_but_who_is_the_culprit/ via @theregister
10 Feb 2020 13:29
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Right lets GO GO GO before they change their mind https://twitter.com/HighwaysEAST/status/1226755566682374145
10 Feb 2020 06:47
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@ThemanfromK @Pikaya61 @EnglishmanAdam Its not discriminating on the basis of nationality, its discriminating on the basis of whether you have the right to live/work in the eu. Im not saying the guy def exists, but your understanding of the law and how it applies is *very* wrong
09 Feb 2020 18:57
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@Janfreterson @ciphergoth @KotekLapke "the bigger they are the harder they fall". Common saying, but entirely under-appreciates the difficult gradient in getting them to fall, not to mention ignoring the question of whether they stay down.
09 Feb 2020 09:21
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@cybergibbons If you're looking for something to watch, find the latest episode of Richard Hammond's Big - made me think of your love of maritime as it's all about the Marie Maersk
09 Feb 2020 09:14
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@TheLastLeg #isitok that Alex Brooker is a plant? https://twitter.com/SocialistVoice/status/1226091268410880000
09 Feb 2020 08:50
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@TheKenMunroShow @cybergibbons I don't think that difference exists so much between the two now, but the preference has already been moulded
09 Feb 2020 08:49
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@TheKenMunroShow @cybergibbons whilst rugby players got knocked on their arse and carried on. The result was that one was easily watchable, the other was just downright frustrating to watch. I think over time that led to me being far more likely to even bother to turn the tv on for rugby than for football
09 Feb 2020 08:48
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@TheKenMunroShow @cybergibbons I _think_ that's actually why I've ended up preferring it. I grew up watching both at a time when footballers were generally a bunch of diving, prissy pri-madonnas interrupting the game and making a fuss to the ref about everything,
09 Feb 2020 08:48
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Pretty much *exactly* my feelings on it. It's a usability nightmare compared to just having a password manager hooked up https://twitter.com/troyhunt/status/1226244918894448640
09 Feb 2020 08:41
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Google Chrome to block file downloads – from .exe to .txt – over HTTP by default this year. And we're OK with this https://www.theregister.co.uk/2020/02/07/google_chrome_blocking/ via @theregister
08 Feb 2020 17:55
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@Radegund RCA: The issue was noticed immediately by our automated monitoring. Unfortunately, due to changes in law, it had to put a send-delay of 7.5hrs on the resulting notification emails. The alerts were read the next morning and the situation immediately resolved
08 Feb 2020 10:57
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The F35B really is a complete and utter joke. A _very_ expensive one, admittedly. Uncle Sam tells F-35B allies they'll have to fly the things a lot more if they want to help out around South China Sea https://www.theregister.co.uk/2020/02/07/f35_dote_fy2019_report/ via @theregister
07 Feb 2020 17:07
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@webhat They seem to be a complete and utter dumpster fire tbh. There was this customer hostile move - https://www.theregister.co.uk/2019/10/30/gitlab_backtracks_on_plan_to_add_usage_telemetry_after_user_protests/ and various other things too
07 Feb 2020 13:22
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*facepalm* Gitlab really is the gift that can't stop shitting all over the carpet... Hey GitLab, the 1970s called and want their sexism back: Saleswomen told to wear short skirts, heels and 'step it up' https://www.theregister.co.uk/2020/02/06/gitlab_sales_women/ via @theregister
07 Feb 2020 12:47
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@gmail Sure, done
07 Feb 2020 08:48
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@gmail So it looks like it's probably an issue with attaching images as embedded images - or more to the point, detaching them
06 Feb 2020 18:22
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@gmail Once you trip that limit, the only way to start over is to discard your mail and start again. It only seems not to reset for embedded images though, if you delete your attached files you reduce down to the original 15MB and can gradually re-add until you hit 25MB again
06 Feb 2020 18:21
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@gmail realise that's not what you meant to do, as you want them as actual attachments rather than scaled down versions of their former selves. Delete each one, then click the attach button. Select the 4 files, receive complaint that it's over 25MB
06 Feb 2020 18:19
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@gmail Browser - in this case, Chromium. It looks to me like there's a counter that doesn't get reset when attachments are removed. Repro: Have 4 JPGs ready - combined size 15MB (most are 4.3-4.4MB, one is 2.8) Drag and drop them one by one into a new email 1/
06 Feb 2020 18:18
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Tonights grumble is fucking @gmail claiming that a 1.2MB image is >25MB and uploading it to drive rather than attaching to the sodding email. @google I just want to send this thing. Something obviously gets stuck, because F5ing and starting again works fine.
06 Feb 2020 17:47
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Definitely an interesting approach... Facebook mulls tagging pics with 'radioactive' markers to trace the origin of photos used to build image-recog AI https://www.theregister.co.uk/2020/02/06/facebook_image_recognition_watermarks/ via @theregister
06 Feb 2020 10:42
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Personally, I think @ICAAN should block it. But either way, they need to stand up, and make a decision that they can actually defend rather than hand waving away https://www.theregister.co.uk/2020/02/05/internet_society_org_sale/ via @theregister
05 Feb 2020 17:44
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Can't help think a lot of people would use WhatsApp Web if @whatsapp didn't keep doing silly things like playing with UA filtering. Actively choosing to use an Electron app is a sign of user desperation https://arstechnica.com/?post_type=post&p=1651368
05 Feb 2020 17:03
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Thankfully nothing I look after uses pwfeedback Serious flaw that lurked in sudo for 9 years hands over root privileges https://arstechnica.com/?post_type=post&p=1651229
05 Feb 2020 16:43
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@cybergibbons and that being able to quietly change something to collect passwords from careful users doesn't matter because you could set up an attack that only a user who's "not careful enough" might fall for. They don't seem to consider the idea that "my" bc-vault might request more either
05 Feb 2020 16:32
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Is Chrome really secretly stalking you across Google sites using per-install ID numbers? We reveal the truth https://www.theregister.co.uk/2020/02/05/google_chrome_id_numbers/ via @theregister
05 Feb 2020 15:56
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EU tells UK: Cut the BS, sign here, and you can have access to Galileo sat's secure service https://www.theregister.co.uk/2020/02/05/galileo_uk_clause/ via @theregister
05 Feb 2020 15:45
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I _really_ don't envy the guys working on this. One slip-up and some random repo somewhere will no longer be usable. Git takes baby steps towards swapping out vulnerable SHA-1 hashing algo for SHA-256 https://www.theregister.co.uk/2020/02/05/git_sha_256_work/ via @theregister
05 Feb 2020 15:39
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@BadassBowden @dagarasforan No worries, always happy to stick my nose in when I'm procrastinating :)
05 Feb 2020 15:29
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@dagarasforan @BadassBowden This isn't based on _much_ tho. I ran a spider I've been building against the source of each of those images, and your handle *is* one of the keywords that came out of it. Google's quite a bit better at this than me though, so /shrug
05 Feb 2020 15:26
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@dagarasforan @BadassBowden It's prob because there's quite a limited resultset, and it's a sufficiently unique string to match well on pages your handle appears on. You're in the comments under each of those images, and your account is relatively new in Twitter terms, so may not have been well indexed yet
05 Feb 2020 15:25
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@cybergibbons > we currently do not think that such an attack would be useful at all. When you've been caught thinking it's OK to distribute the private key for a CA signed cert, what you think about the applicability of an attack doesn't carry a lot of weight. It's quite a grudging post
05 Feb 2020 15:17
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@iain_watson @MichaelDow16 @caitlinmoran Particularly as the market has changed. Netflix were attractive because they were one place with lots of choice. Now everyone wants a slice, so the likes of Disney are pulling their content and launching their own stores. That sort of fragmentation didn't work for cable either.
05 Feb 2020 15:06
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Woke up _way_ too early today, so thought I'd write this up. A post detailing various issues - and resolutions - when building an #Elasticsearch based #search engine. https://www.bentasker.co.uk/blog/software-development/688-the-pitfalls-of-building-an-elasticsearch-backed-search-engine #blog #documentation
05 Feb 2020 09:32
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@AmazonHelp Yep, got through in the end - it's just that getting there was incredibly frustrating. In this case it was about a return, and the bot was determined to take me to the returns screen, with no other option. Fairly useless to me
04 Feb 2020 17:51
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Google's OpenSK lets you BYOSK – burn your own security key https://www.theregister.co.uk/2020/02/04/burn_your_own_security_key_google_releases_opensk/ via @theregister
04 Feb 2020 10:40
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@iWasSaynBoourns Theyve got smegma on there, which isnt really used to curse, but left off smeg which is - at least by Red Dwarf fans. Also > flog the log
03 Feb 2020 18:53
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Slow clap for Teamviewer please. https://twitter.com/Blurbdust/status/1224212682594770946
03 Feb 2020 18:01
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This is a... well... a work of art Artful prankster creates Google Maps traffic jams by walking a cartful of old phones around Berlin https://www.theregister.co.uk/2020/02/03/google_maps_hack_cartful_phones/ via @theregister
03 Feb 2020 16:22
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@grumpywonky @WheelsofSteer > But you're too young One benefit of having got older is that I don't really hear this one any more. I'm fortunate that I haven't had most of these, but > Can't they do something? Yeah, course they can, I just couldn't be arsed to get it done and thought I'd suffer instead.
03 Feb 2020 11:37
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@cybergibbons By increasing the amount people have to remember, you increase the risk they'll make it easier for themselves to remember (simpler passwords, pins etc). So your own improvements end up undermining security.
03 Feb 2020 11:25
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@cybergibbons History would suggest they're wrong too. It's "more" secure to require a user to have lots of individual accounts and passwords for lots of things - compromise one the others are unaffected. That didn't work in practice though, and we now have SSO cos otherwise "Password12"
03 Feb 2020 11:23
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@cybergibbons and ofc likely have a need to store your secrets in a readily available manner. There's *more* stuff to have to compromise, and that seems to be being perceived as a barrier, without assessing what impact that complexity increase has on user behaviour.
03 Feb 2020 11:22
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@cybergibbons I think the CTO is making the mistake of thinking more is better. Your post (correctly) considers that this additional complexity increases your attack surface - you now have a computer involved for example
03 Feb 2020 11:21
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@Ecosia You're just returning 404s at the moment. Some maintenance gone awry?
03 Feb 2020 08:49
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ICANN't approve the sale of .org to private equity – because California's Attorney General has... concerns https://www.theregister.co.uk/2020/01/31/icann_dot_org_sale/ via @theregister
02 Feb 2020 12:23
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@tomkin1234 @BarristerSecret @StevePeers They literally created an index of British media lies about the EU and why they were lies/myths. Its not like they hadnt been trying...
01 Feb 2020 19:32
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@ianmiell @wolfniya Discrimination on basis of lifestyle isnt a protected thing here either (it is in the US). There are aspects of your lifestyle that are individually protected (sexual orientation etc), but being sweary or going out on the piss arent included in that.
01 Feb 2020 19:24
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@ianmiell @wolfniya and yes, context matters, but this is twitter and even using multiple tweets I don't have the room to write in all the caveats that should be there. The original claim - that using this data would be illegal under UK law remains bollocks though.
01 Feb 2020 19:21
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@ianmiell @wolfniya It *is* legal to say "I dont think you'd fit in well with the team". Its not legal to decide to say that because they're gay. It is legal to decide to do so if the reason is they swear a lot online.
01 Feb 2020 19:19
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@ianmiell @wolfniya I think you're wandering from the original point tbh. Use of this data isnt itself illegal. If this data highlights (say) sexual orientation then discriminating on that basis would be.
01 Feb 2020 19:18
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@ianmiell @wolfniya The point being in your scenario what they claim to have done - saying your a poor fit - is totally legal. You'd need to convince a court that was motivated by a protected characteristic to have it considered illegal discrimination.
01 Feb 2020 17:57
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@ianmiell @wolfniya But, they don't need to say *anything at all* for you to be able to *try* and claim it was illegal discrimination. Thats why this ill-advised, because it gives people something to point at and bring an action. It doesnt mean they'll succeed and it certainly doesnt make it illegal
01 Feb 2020 17:52
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@ianmiell @wolfniya The point there is, you'd need to persuade a court thats why they said that. Its perfectly legal for them to say, the motivation behind it may not necessarily be but its on *you* to show that. Saying "sorry I don't hire gays" otoh is illegal discrimination right off the bat
01 Feb 2020 17:49
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@wolfniya @ianmiell Bear in mind its perfectly legal to say "didnt hire because didnt feel was a good fit for the rest of the team". Which is exactly what they would say based on this info. The types that would discriminate based on it wont even tell you they ordered the search.
01 Feb 2020 16:27
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@wolfniya @ianmiell Yes, but "relevant" is subjective and the company's interpretation would need testing in court. As the complainant you'd also have to show that the harm (not getting an interview) was unreasonable. They crawled my publicly available likes is unlikely to meet that bar
01 Feb 2020 16:22
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@JuneYourTech @RealSexyCyborg I think youve misunderstood the original tweet. *read* the poster, its not about the image as what they seem to be asking people to do
01 Feb 2020 13:29
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@ianmiell @GossiTheDog @wolfniya @kmlefranc Very ill-advised to filter on stuff like this, but almost certainly not illegal. For me, though, it'd ring alarm bells and I'd probably decline to pursue the job any further.
01 Feb 2020 13:25
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@ianmiell @GossiTheDog @wolfniya @kmlefranc Most of the stuff in the shots wouldnt be illegal discrimination anyway. A lot of the advice that exists is to protect the business from the cost of retaliatory lawsuits (it still costs to defend, even if you win). Its only illegal to discriminate on protected characteristics
01 Feb 2020 13:24
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@ianmiell @GossiTheDog @wolfniya @kmlefranc A catch though is that they dont need to tell you why they declined. So they cam read the report, say "darn no" (as they dont like fuck) and not invite you back Even concrete discrimination in the hiring process is hard to pursue bcause they don't generally say "sorry no blacks"
01 Feb 2020 13:22
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@cybergibbons oh fuck... thats a thing? Shit thats another tweet with a swearwords in it. Crap, did it again
01 Feb 2020 13:18
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@cybergibbons Yeah its terrible luck really, the odds were stacked much the other way. On the other hand, it does show that even partials can be useful
31 Jan 2020 23:35
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@cybergibbons Its ok, I did it using images of the characters, and erased them using mono
31 Jan 2020 23:26
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@cybergibbons Presumably its the weight of the extra unicorn dust used to avoid stuff stored in RAM from being stored in RAM...
31 Jan 2020 23:07
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Google promises next week's cookie-crumbling Chrome 80 will only cause 'a very modest amount of breakage' https://www.theregister.co.uk/2020/01/30/google_chrome_80_cookies/ via @theregister
31 Jan 2020 15:37
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@R2D221 @fivetwentysix @QuinnyPig @IBMcloud Except you should never be storing passwords in plaintext in the first place. If you're properly salting and hashing, it doesn't matter what characters get put in there https://www.bentasker.co.uk/blog/security/278-understanding-password-storage
31 Jan 2020 12:59
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Dear god that opening paragraph paints a picture.... https://twitter.com/ShappiKhorsandi/status/1223211484781645826
31 Jan 2020 12:35
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All that grief, essentially, because of a Sheriff castle building.... Exonerated: Charges dropped against pentesters paid to break into Iowa courthouse https://arstechnica.com/?post_type=post&p=1650247
31 Jan 2020 10:23
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It’s not true no one wants .uk domains – just look at all these Bulgarians who signed up to nab expired addresses https://www.theregister.co.uk/2020/01/31/uk_address_bulgarians/ via @theregister
31 Jan 2020 10:05
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@RoyalMailHelp OK, so if the post office lady's paperclips start migrating across the desk while I'm queuing, it's too strong 😃
29 Jan 2020 15:15
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@RoyalMail I guess @RoyalMailHelp are the people to ask then...
29 Jan 2020 13:41
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@RoyalMail Guess who's catching up on dismantling some old failed drives....
29 Jan 2020 13:40
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A random thought occurs, and I've no intention of doing so, but @RoyalMail what'd happen if I posted some rare earth magnets to someone? Are the rollers on your sorting machines magnetic? Is there some obscure law relating to it?
29 Jan 2020 13:37
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@Morrisons Thanks, but didn't get a receipt and don't have a more card. Please just give the 80p to charity ;)
27 Jan 2020 15:58
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@SeanWrightSec I do prefer wget's approach in this respect. You can do the same thing, but it requires much more effort than simply adding -k You have to both remember and type "--no-check-certificate" which is enough effort to not happen so routinely. unless you add an alias with it
27 Jan 2020 15:40
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At lunch I bought some Vimto Candyfloss from @Morrisons as a surprise for the wife. Unfortunately it looks like it was packed in a cold environment. The warmth of the office appears to have increased air pressure inside the container and crushed the floss.... https://twitter.com/bentasker/status/1221813745829253121/photo/1
27 Jan 2020 15:14
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Protestors in Los Angeles force ICANN board out of hiding over .org sale – for a brief moment, at least https://www.theregister.co.uk/2020/01/25/icann_board_org/ via @theregister
27 Jan 2020 10:24
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@SwiftOnSecurity > maybe rethink typing all that out to try to flex on me. Jokes on you, I can just quote it 😃 https://twitter.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/1221705841981775872
27 Jan 2020 09:57
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Found a very old CD at the bottom of a drawer earlier. Fuck me, I'd forgotten about this entirely - https://www.bentasker.co.uk/images/Your_motorcycle_tk_Archive/ It aint exactly easy on the eyes though
25 Jan 2020 13:01
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Hoods and dust-masks will soon be fashionable This episode of Black Mirror sucks: London cops boast that facial-recog creepycams will be on the streets this year https://www.theregister.co.uk/2020/01/24/met_police_face_recognition_go_ahead/ via @theregister
24 Jan 2020 15:26
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@kirschly @ottocrat Don't have to worry about the kid turning the wifi off if you burn the house down....
24 Jan 2020 13:51
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News broke recently about Clearview AI scraping social media photos to build some fairly creepy facial recognition and flog it to cops. Now people are putting multiple angles/styles of themselves up for #dollypartonchallenge It's an authoritarian's wet dream....
24 Jan 2020 13:50
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They based their entire business on the existence of a market that could only exist if the Government mandated that we surrender privacy. It was always a gamble on their part, and they lost. There's no reason the taxpayer should have to pay for it https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-51235675
24 Jan 2020 13:21
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Doing stupid unwanted shit like this is part of the reason people started disabling automatic windows updates in the first place. It's a dumb idea and will generate bad feeling for no real gain. https://arstechnica.com/?post_type=post&p=1648107
24 Jan 2020 13:08
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This article seems to make the mistake of thinking unsophisticated automatically means bad. Sometimes the simplest methods are amongst the most effective - users being a weak link is a constant, whereas vulns are patched all the damn time https://arstechnica.com/?post_type=post&p=1648279
24 Jan 2020 13:02
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Is the internet failing? Why do I not see Otter McOtterface in the comments? https://twitter.com/chesterzoo/status/1220406088908124160
24 Jan 2020 11:54
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Disappointingly, encrypting storage isn't much use if you do it after files have been deleted. #Android's approach to FDE is surprisingly sub-par - there's no initial pass over the filesystem with random data (or even zeros), so stuff remains recoverable
23 Jan 2020 19:51
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It's worth noting that the exact same approach and tools can be used for phones themselves - whether #Android or #ios Even if you don't think you put anything sensitive on your phone, encrypt the storage. It's a simple, yet effective defence.
23 Jan 2020 19:51
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The recovered material ranged from family snaps to intimate videos and financial information. We live in our phones, so the SD's often contained everything a blackmailer might need to make an attempt.
23 Jan 2020 19:51
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I played about with recovering files from a job lot of micro-SD cards. Some incredibly sensitive stuff recovered I also tested accessible ways to securely erase SD cards and the like The forensics done here are simple/trivial also more than sufficient https://www.bentasker.co.uk/blog/privacy/685-recovering-files-from-sd-cards
23 Jan 2020 19:45
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@notdan @LadyRed_6 @creditkarma @Facebook They've never been any good. My username for them is still a variant of FuckingNoddle because I got so frustrated at their registration form back when it was still called Noddle. Absolute shit from beginning to end, but we don't really get a say in them getting our data
23 Jan 2020 16:23
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We need to make it even easier for UK terror cops to rummage about in folks' phones, says govt lawyer https://www.theregister.co.uk/2020/01/23/weaken_forced_decryption_safeguards_govt_lawyer_says/ via @theregister
23 Jan 2020 15:50
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This would almost certainly elicit an email response from me explaining how their choice of personal car is flashy and entirely uneconomic, whilst mine allows me to spend money on something more important. Or if I was tired, a simple "Fuck you, I'm not coming to that meeting" https://twitter.com/JaysonElliot/status/1219861955256541187
22 Jan 2020 18:11
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Remember that Sonos speaker you bought a few years back that works perfectly? It's about to be screwed for... reasons https://www.theregister.co.uk/2020/01/21/sonos_bricking_laudio_gear/ via @theregister
22 Jan 2020 07:49
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Interesting reading, with some fairly surprising results hiding in there https://bunnycdn.com/blog/is-your-fancy-new-domain-hurting-your-performance-gtld-benchmark/
20 Jan 2020 15:18
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Note the repeated mentions of augmented reality. This is one of the things that comes with people wearing things like Google Glass near you, although it's not a requirement. Scary, creepy and already here.... https://twitter.com/troyhunt/status/1219201910349058049
20 Jan 2020 11:02
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This seems like a sane judgement, much as I remember the latent ire that developed when you realised your bandwidth was being sucked by hotlinkers UK High Court kicks away Azure consultant's Google image search results hotlinking sueball https://www.theregister.co.uk/2020/01/16/google_search_image_results_hotlinking_high_court/ via @theregister
16 Jan 2020 17:10
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Top Euro court tells cops, spies that yelling 'national security' isn’t enough to force ISPs to hand over massive piles of people's private data https://www.theregister.co.uk/2020/01/16/ecj_privacy_prelim_ruling/ via @theregister
16 Jan 2020 12:48
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@HighwaysEAST > Please prepare alternative arrangements for your journeys Otherwise known as sitting in traffic for hours because everyone's trying to cut through Ipswich.
13 Jan 2020 14:15
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@cybergibbons Same old story though, someone comes up with a "clever" way to generate random data, maybe even tests it a bit, and decides that they have in fact come up with a good entropy source. Except they always miss how damn hard it is to actually check https://www.bentasker.co.uk/documentation/security/287-understanding-the-difficulty-of-assessing-entropy
12 Jan 2020 12:00
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@AlecMuffett We can now look forward to people quoting that first para as evidence that SHA-1 is broken, without having read the rest. Gross overinflation seems to be routine nowadays sadly
08 Jan 2020 08:46
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@clarelouisekc @Rachael_Swindon Yep, repeating exactly the same mistakes they made with the election, and when gauging support for Corbyn and his policies.
06 Jan 2020 09:58
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IT exec sets up fake biz, uses it to bill his bosses $6m for phantom gear, gets caught by Microsoft Word metadata https://www.theregister.co.uk/2020/01/04/tech_manager_theft/ via @theregister
04 Jan 2020 09:55
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